WELCOME
 

WELCOME, FRIENDS!

TO THE BEST MYSPACE PAGE EVER.

http://www.myspace.com/teddy_m

Please disregard the fact that I am on his top 12

WANT TO TAKE AN INTERNET QUIZ? TAKE YOUR PICK! THEY'RE ALL THERE!

16 AND SEXUALLY ACTIVE, LADIES (NO DUDES, LOL) :orgasm

What Halo Weapon Are You? The Assault Rifle. You suck and will be discarded at the first available opportunity.

ADVANCED PERSONALITY TEST RESULTS
Stability: 90% (for the ladies)
Accomodation: 90% (for the ladies)
Anti-authority: 63% (for the ladies, but you gotta respect their dad, knamean)
Sexuality: 90% (for the ladies)
Physical Security: 90% (to protect the ladies)
Peter Pan Complex: 63% (okay, this one's for the dudes)

MY IQ is 112! YOU ARE SUPER BRILLIANT!

VIVA LA RAZA

I made fun of him on AIM because he only ever has fat or ugly girlfriends, and he logged off

I really hope he never sees this thread

Note that including you, his top 12 are all LAAAADIIIEZZZZ

WHAT'S YOUR SEX STYLE?
ROMANTIC SEX STYLE

YOU LIKE TO TAKE IT SLOW, LOTS OF KISSING AND TOUCHING. JUST LIKE IN A CHICK FILCK, TAKES THE GIRLS AWAY! AT BEST WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH YOUR PARTNER, AND IF NOT... THEY WILL BE!

oh man I am in for some hot shit

i lol'ed so hard at this

The faggot actually quoted Night at the Museum?

His expression here should be some kind of emoticon :<

I liked the video :\ I think his my space friend uses an excessive amount of eyeliner

YOUR I.Q. IS 112

YOU ARE EXTREMELY BRILLIANT

FOR THE LADIES

Why, o Lord why?

Why did I ever click in the link?

Was there ever a good person named Ted?

Ever?

What about Bill and TED's excellent adventure?

That movie was stupid. >:

is this guy a poster at i-mockery it sure does seem probable

is this guitar woman?

Shockingly enough he is a friend of GW's.

I SAID DISREGARD THAT YOU GIANT FAGGOTS

You guys should actually be thanking me, he was about to register here when I showed him the juttin's dead dad thread and he thought it was disgusting :<

They say you can truly judge a person by the company they keep.

I swear to god I hated him the first time we met, I don't remember how we ended up as friends.

Although I still hate him now because he thinks he is so much better than me. BECAUSE OF THE LAYYYYYYDIES.

All I'm saying is that you have a pretty terrible track record when it comes to friends.

Also you are a giant faggot and I hate you

Is it just impossible for us to put aside our differences for one lousy thread and make fun of a fat kid

seriously, this should not be very difficult at all

So basically, one of your retarded fat friends was going to show up and possibly be the first good punching bag we've had around here since musicisjustice, and you went and ruined it you tremendous fucking faggot.