OH NO TERRA

shhhhutup

Goddamn neophytes can't tell an action movie cliché waiting to happen from a Papa Roach lyric that probably already HAS happened.

:tear

We have a few birthdays today!

El Douche is 20 years old! He has had 11 posts since registering March 16th, 2007

His most famous post

about his screename
his last post

His thread got 0 replies.

ALSO! Sticks has reached non-Judaic adulthood by turning 18 years old. She had a whopping 26 posts since he registered October 17th 2007.

her most famous post
her last post

I guess she got smoked out.

Gadzooks: Have you considered the idea that you've too much time on your hands?

That brings back memories of very deep confusion when I misread that picture post as "Sacks" upon its first time around.

That probably applies to all of us.

there is a birthday button and a search function, its not that hard

but yeah I do, and it's fucking great

Asila-

Integrity forces me to bring up the issue of "I-Mockery" perspective: I did, quite recently, just type a 400+-word missive about interplay of biology, evolution, and psychology that was rather un-ironically concluded with an assertion that such things enter my head when a girl is massaging my gonads with her tongue.

"Too much time" is something that one should not use against one's enemies, lest it be used against themselves in due turn.

My over-abundance of time just depresses me

Again, I have too much time and it depresses me. I wasn't faulting him, I was just asking.

And all that coming from the guy who at least has AIM chats, THIS IS ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW.

Yeah, about those AIM chats.

I think I mentioned here that SHE STARTED IT when it came to talking about testicles, or something. I don't remember and I won't look it up.

Since it was so very relevant, I posted a copy and paste job of the statement I made originally expressing how horrific I find ball-sucking. It was in an odd period where she was getting ready to leave work and I was making myself late to work. I kept reminding myself to put the whole thing in quotes so that it would obviously have been taken as coming from a different context, and my authorship could be contested from her perspective.

I forgot to put it in quotes, then I had to leave immediately before she could respond.

At work, I realized that without the quotation marks, it probably came off as "Hey, I know this might seem random right now, but if it ever comes up I'm really not the kind of guy who likes getting his balls sucked. Just a little 'FYI', take it as you will."

Which, I guess I can live with that.

I'm feeling saucy so I'll say hey, I'll keep that in mind.

But my point was that, whether or not you talk about ball-sucking or the exact english translation of the complete works of Proust, at least you have conversations that don't completely rely on people hanging around I-mock all day.

so my parents are getting a divorce!

I don't know if a :( is appropriate, but :(

And Jesus Pub, check your ICQ once in a freaking while

I'm not surprised, honestly. I'm glad I'm moving out in the fall, I wouldn't want to choose between the two of them for living arrangements as I don't like either of them very much.

I love thunderstorms, assuming that my power doesn't go out.

Again, I don't know the complete situation but in many ways you're lucky. At least they waited until you were older and at least you weren't surprised by the turn of events.

It's the weekend, LiquidStatik. :rooleyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQykK_X5kB0

I really don't think I can post this link too fervently.

I've NO idea what that means, but okay.

:lol

Haha GW, your parents hate each other and it's all because of you. Way to go ZBF

That's funny cause pub has been chatting with me on MSN

That's okay it just proves my suspicions