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Tadao Sep 13th, 2013 05:18 AM

NHL 2013-2014 Season
 
Kitsa seems to be MIA so I'll start it off.


AChimp Sep 14th, 2013 10:01 AM

Jets win the Cup this year. Calling it now.

Kitsa Sep 15th, 2013 10:44 PM

I'm not MIA. Jackets won the opener. I'm good for today.

I think Bob's new mask looks like it was done in Sharpie, but no one consulted me so w/e

Colonel Flagg Sep 16th, 2013 08:37 PM

Bob. Bob. BOB!! Bob. BOB!!!!

(couldn't resist, sorry!)

Flyers make it to the finals, only to lose in 6 games to Columbus.

Word.

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2013 09:26 AM

Well, lost to Buffalo. Hope we do well against Carolina tonight.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2013 12:18 PM

Kings 6 Ducks 0

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2013 09:48 PM

Jackets win vs. Carolina, awesome. I wish I had the NHL network so I could watch Saturday.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 19th, 2013 10:03 PM

Our 3rd jersey looks like someone owed on it. Like peed on snow color

Kitsa Sep 20th, 2013 09:42 AM

Dammit, which one was it that had the bright idea to paint their ice yellow last year? Predators, I think. Looked like a solid cake of frozen piss.

Edit: yep
http://deadspin.com/the-predators-no...-ice-815447896

I hope I get to a game this year. It's always iffy.

AChimp Sep 24th, 2013 12:22 AM

Jets are annoying me with their 8 preseason games and their "let's give our whole AHL team a crack at the lineup" nonsense. :/

Tadao Sep 25th, 2013 12:58 PM

I hope you enjoy Bernie 10K


Colonel Flagg Sep 25th, 2013 04:54 PM

It was kinda hard to see .... was that linesman laughing at the two goalies?

I would have.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 25th, 2013 06:41 PM

That shit was nuts. Its fucking preseason. The Toronto Sabres game in November sold a ton of tickets right after this.

I'm hoping for a Benie Mills rematch

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2013 11:35 PM

We lost to Bill. Oh well.

Tadao Sep 27th, 2013 03:30 PM

Rangers @ Kings tonight. GO KINGS

Colonel Flagg Sep 30th, 2013 04:52 PM

Get ready to RUMBLE!!!!

(Ahh, who am I kidding, anyway)

AChimp Oct 3rd, 2013 06:33 PM

Bring it on, Tadao >:

HOME OPENER TOMORROW!

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2013 07:26 PM

Patrick Roy :lol

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2013 08:33 PM

I'll be at the Further show tomorrow night but I'm sure the boys will do just fine without me. ;)

AChimp Oct 4th, 2013 11:53 PM

WOOOOOOO!!

WHAT A GAME!

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 5th, 2013 02:40 AM

How is Regehr doing?

Tadao Oct 5th, 2013 04:07 AM

Dang it. I'll have to try and download it tomorrow. Congrats Chimp.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 768178)
How is Regehr doing?

http://kings.nhl.com/club/player.htm?id=8467344

AChimp Oct 5th, 2013 08:56 AM

I thought the Jets were done when LA ended the first period up 18-8 in shots.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2013 03:42 PM

Oh shit, we got our ass kicked. Shot count only matters when they make it in the goal. :lol

Regehr hasn't done anything great or bad yet. It's only been two games though. Thank god Greenie is up and running.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2013 04:04 PM

I take that back. It's 3-4 in favor of Jets with 4 minutes to go and Regehr get called for tripping. :/

Tadao Oct 7th, 2013 03:02 PM

http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/con...53609&catid=-6

hahahahahha :(

AChimp Oct 7th, 2013 06:02 PM

Stupid Jets. :(

Bogosian did practically the same thing last year.

Ducks deserved to win that one, though. Jets can't shoot the puck... we're getting owned on the shot clock every period.

AChimp Oct 7th, 2013 06:02 PM

Also, TEEMU. :love

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2013 09:15 PM

Had awesome seats for the Jackets-Bruins game, the first row of glass seats behind where they seat the VIPs (usually military guests of honor who stand at attention while Leo sings).

It could have gone better (Jackets not choking, for one, and the whole arena not being full of DRUNKEN IDIOT BOSTON ASSHOLES), but get me enough whiskey and I'm good. I did see all sorts of interesting shit, though. The NHL official who came out in his official NHL blazer and pulled a switch out of said blazer and plugged it into a special port in the wall. He sat right there about 10 feet from goal the entire time they were in play, then unplugged it and took it with him when he left. It was a simple toggle box. WTF was it? Was he recording goals? Was the potential for sabotage so great that he needed to carry it with him? I had never seen him before.

The other half had a Dancing Kevin (brisket, ham, deep-fried mozzarella wedges and fries on buttered Texas Toast) and it smelled hideous. I just kept drinking and wishing bad things on Jarome Iginla.

Tadao Oct 25th, 2013 06:53 PM

Just checked stats, wow 10k :(

Kitsa Oct 25th, 2013 09:43 PM

jackets just beat the leafs.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 26th, 2013 05:12 PM

The shit is in the bucket.

AChimp Oct 27th, 2013 10:46 PM

UGGGHHH JETS WE WERE WINNING

Why you gotta play stupid like that at the end? :(

Kitsa Oct 27th, 2013 10:51 PM

exactly what I have to say to the Jackets this evening.

The mighty duck fucks? Damn. :(

Tadao Oct 29th, 2013 02:13 PM

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=...s/full/769.png

Anyone wanna turn Robyn into a Goblin for me? I don't have any programs anymore.

Tadao Oct 29th, 2013 02:53 PM

I wanna send it to Royal half before Halloween and you can tell that the cheesier the photoshop the better.

http://kings.nhl.com/club/news.htm?i...cmpid=rss-half

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2013 07:05 PM


Kitsa Oct 29th, 2013 07:06 PM

Not real sure wtf is up with the eye but I messed with it and messed with it and anything I did undid something else important so hope that works

Tadao Oct 29th, 2013 07:23 PM

:lol

That's creeeeeepy

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2013 07:23 PM

Is that ok? What you wanted?

Tadao Oct 29th, 2013 07:25 PM

Nope that's perfect as I'm not such a fan of his anyways :lol

Tadao Oct 29th, 2013 07:31 PM

Sent to The Royal Half, hopefully they'll use it tomorrow and we'll have a new nickname for him. Then I can yell at him to stay away from my billy goats.

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2013 07:49 PM

Okeydokey. I melded his face with that goblin from harry potter.

Tadao Oct 29th, 2013 07:55 PM

He's got baby eater eyes lol

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2013 07:56 PM

Bobrovsky's epic Halloween facial hair

Tadao Oct 29th, 2013 08:24 PM

Welcome back to the force here's your badge and gun. :lol

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2013 11:53 PM

Also, this happened:

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-...olence-charges

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 3rd, 2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 768448)

:lol :lol
Yesssssssss!

Tadao Nov 3rd, 2013 01:58 PM

Gonna try to see the Sabers @ Kings game on Thursday.

Kitsa Nov 3rd, 2013 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 768498)
:lol :lol
Yesssssssss!

They'd probably have used it if I hadn't fucked up the eye.

Tadao Nov 3rd, 2013 08:36 PM

They might wait till he plays his old team on thursday.

Tadao Nov 4th, 2013 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 768499)
Gonna try to see the Sabers @ Kings game on Thursday.

We got 4th row behind the Kings bench. WHOOOOT! GO KINGS GO!

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 4th, 2013 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 768499)
Gonna try to see the Sabers @ Kings game on Thursday.

Can you guys just take two points so we don't have to have another loss?

Kitsa Nov 4th, 2013 11:10 PM

The close-up experience is so much better because you can see the players call each other fucking pussies and stuff. Last game we went to, a guy lost a tooth and spit it out onto the ice.

Kitsa Nov 5th, 2013 01:23 AM

Congrats @ the jets for kicking Detroit's ass, well done

AChimp Nov 5th, 2013 06:04 PM

:D

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 5th, 2013 07:25 PM

I think the Sabres problem this year is half the team is still showing their ball hair to each other.

Kitsa Nov 6th, 2013 10:54 PM

Not the best day to be Pardy.

Goes through glass; Blackhawks fan steals helmet

Tadao Nov 7th, 2013 12:34 PM

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Greeners is out again. :/

Tadao Nov 7th, 2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 768533)
I think the Sabres problem this year is half the team is still showing their ball hair to each other.

http://theroyalhalf.com/know-opponent-buffalo-sabres/

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 768548)

That guy looks like he is super drunk :lol

Kitsa Nov 7th, 2013 09:47 PM

Jackets are back to flailing :(

AChimp Nov 7th, 2013 11:13 PM

Seeing that guy steal Pardy's helmet made the ass-kicking we received totally worth it :lol

Tadao Nov 8th, 2013 03:59 AM

Turns out we were 2 rows behind the Sabers bench. Man those guys look defeated. :(

Kitsa Nov 9th, 2013 12:05 AM

Well, Letetsu did something a tad embarrassing.

Tadao Nov 9th, 2013 11:54 AM

:eek I thought you said he did something embarrassing to me. :lol

Tadao Nov 9th, 2013 12:04 PM


Kitsa Nov 9th, 2013 02:14 PM

LOLZ

Nice facial hair.

I have a few background ESPN shots from Jackets games but I always look like an idiot. I'm not sure if all of my expressions are that unflattering or if it's just the luck of the draw.

Kitsa Nov 9th, 2013 02:19 PM

Here's one of the less stupid ones (because of blur)


Kitsa Nov 9th, 2013 08:23 PM

The two women to the right of me were hardcore hillbilly Predator fans who looked straight out of People of Walmart and kept standing up and yelling, WOOOO-EEEEEE, GIT EM BOYS

Edit: Good solid win for the Jackets tonight. About time.

Tadao Nov 10th, 2013 12:05 PM

I hope to find some good screenshots on the actual video. My beard is not as impressive as that photo would lead you to believe.

AChimp Nov 11th, 2013 11:45 AM

The Sharks are greasy divers who blow the refs for phantom calls!

We won, though.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 11th, 2013 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 768554)
http://theroyalhalf.com/know-opponent-buffalo-sabres/



That guy looks like he is super drunk :lol

Son of a bitch. They are right.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 12th, 2013 10:19 PM

About damn time.

AChimp Nov 13th, 2013 12:19 AM

http://network.yardbarker.com/nhl/ar...video/15028376

Tadao Nov 13th, 2013 10:56 AM

sharks weak :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 14th, 2013 02:12 AM

Holy shit, we beat the kings so bad we got Pat LaLaLaLaLaFontaine back



#2

Tadao Nov 14th, 2013 11:48 AM

anytime you guys score this season is a reason to celebrate :p

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 14th, 2013 10:01 PM

Its almost paradable.

Tadao Nov 14th, 2013 10:21 PM

Man now our Goalie Quick is out too? We are 5 key player down right now. :(

New Jersey might even score a goal on us. :eek

AChimp Nov 16th, 2013 12:02 AM

Flyers suck.

Byfuglien dances after he scores the goal to tie it up
http://twitpic.com/dlf5tp

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 16th, 2013 10:33 AM

:lol

AChimp Nov 21st, 2013 11:21 PM

SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2013 12:48 PM

California apologizes for taking so many top spots.

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2013 05:16 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 24th, 2013 01:41 AM

Thats fucking fantastic

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2013 09:47 PM

Jackets just beat the Leafs 6-0

I'd be pretty embarrassed to be a Leaf right now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 26th, 2013 07:17 PM

I-Hockery

Kitsa Nov 29th, 2013 08:01 PM

Mr. Kitsa bought stuff from Dancing Kevin's parents today.

Dancing Kevin is the guy who dances at Jackets' home games.

Kitsa Nov 29th, 2013 08:08 PM

LOL @ commentators constantly getting Bryzgalov and Bobrovsky mixed up :lol

They said, "sorry, it's like reading a Russian phone book tonight"

Kitsa Nov 30th, 2013 03:28 PM

Hey, I heard Buffalo won a game. Well done.

Also saw Rask throw another of his hissies. Hope he gets to do it again after we beat him this weekend. I was there when we lost to him last time, but I'd love to make up for it.

EDIT: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...-nhl-netminder

Tadao Dec 1st, 2013 12:39 AM

Wow, we just lost to the fucking flames :(

Kitsa Dec 1st, 2013 11:56 AM

Yeah, we lost to Boston, which sucks.

Colonel Flagg Dec 1st, 2013 11:33 PM

Flyers are back at mediocrity (not really, but I'll take it) and - more good news - they're only 4 points out of second place. It's a good thing the Metropolitan Division sucks.

:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2013 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 768757)
Hey, I heard Buffalo won a game. Well done.

Also saw Rask throw another of his hissies. Hope he gets to do it again after we beat him this weekend. I was there when we lost to him last time, but I'd love to make up for it.

EDIT: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...-nhl-netminder

We made the Leafs fan sing the blues and sling the blues.

AChimp Dec 3rd, 2013 12:22 AM

I can get behind anyone beating the Leafs.

Good game tonight for the Jets. Straight-up dick punch to the Rangers.

Tadao Dec 10th, 2013 09:17 PM

hahahaaha Montreal can go suck a potato.

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2013 06:38 AM

Devils coach was not happy last night.

AChimp Dec 11th, 2013 08:54 PM



Made this. So hypnotic.

Tadao Dec 11th, 2013 10:08 PM

and Toronto can choke on the gravy.

Kitsa Dec 13th, 2013 03:53 PM

Nice win vs. Rangers last night. They were really targeting Johansen.


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