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Misdemonar Nov 12th, 2008 10:52 PM

HEY I GOT A HUGE PENIS

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2008 10:54 PM

Pictures please. :(

liquidstatik Nov 12th, 2008 10:56 PM

can i feel it in my mouth

Misdemonar Nov 12th, 2008 10:58 PM

YOU GOTTA PAY ME, CAUSE NOT ONLY AM I A WHORE, I AM AN EXPENSIVE WHORE.

DevilWearsPrada Nov 12th, 2008 11:41 PM

we survived page 2012

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2008 12:05 AM

barium.typefrag.com
49515

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2008 12:09 AM

You guys should join that vent, there's a sexy girl in there.

Two, if you're counting me!

pac-man Nov 13th, 2008 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 593745)
we survived page 2012

I don't know if the Mayan calendar applies to our chat thread. :\

Dixie Nov 13th, 2008 01:13 AM

Haha!
I was drunk and having lots of sex tonight!
You guys suck!

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2008 01:14 AM

I like how the comics forum has only anime banner ads.

pac-man Nov 13th, 2008 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 593766)
Haha!
I was drunk and having lots of sex tonight!
You guys suck!

You suck.

RaNkeri Nov 13th, 2008 06:21 AM

Oh hells yeah! :rock



Thank you ebay

Tadao Nov 13th, 2008 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 593766)
Haha!
I was drunk and having lots of sex tonight!
You guys suck!

I would like a full report please.

bigtimecow Nov 13th, 2008 09:23 AM

holy CRAP i haven't been in this thread for awhile

'sup guys, just getting my achewood on ;D

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 09:24 AM

hey boi :*

bigtimecow Nov 13th, 2008 09:26 AM

what's up with everyone's drawn avatars?

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 09:37 AM

grislygus :o

pac-man Nov 13th, 2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 593780)
I would like a full report please.

With pics.

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 02:32 PM

Grisly, whens your contest over? :o

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 05:07 PM

Dunno, probly 'round Wednesday or so... don't worry, no one else is gonna dig that far back in the chat thread anyway, you and Asila'll end up being the only ones lined up for THE GRAND PRIZES

Tadao Nov 13th, 2008 05:29 PM

I still feel like a polished turd :(

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2008 05:36 PM

Chojin edited out the fake link that Dr Boogie put into a spam thread. :lol

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 06:00 PM

mod vs mod :eek

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 06:01 PM

I JUST SOLD A DRAWING TO AN INTERESTED PARTY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY MISERABLE, MISBEGOTTEN LIFE

EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BREAK OUT A BOTTLE OF JACK, NOW

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 06:02 PM

I WOULD BUT I HAVE TO BE AT WORK IN A HOUR SORRY :(

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 06:02 PM



OH YOU BASTARD

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2008 06:05 PM

Do you mind if I just rechristen the one I'm already drinking? :(

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 06:09 PM

:lol

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 06:09 PM

ABSOLUTELY GO GO GO

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 06:10 PM

OUT OF CELEBRATION, I WILL NOW GIVE YOU THE PIECE THAT YOU ALL WILL CELEBRATE AND SAVE INTO SLEAZY COMPUTER FOLDERS

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 06:11 PM

IF YOU DRAW ME I WILL BUY IT FOR $20 :(

Tadao Nov 13th, 2008 06:12 PM

Jawsome!

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 06:13 PM


Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 06:13 PM

A ROUGH SKETCH, I KNOW, BUT THE GOODS ARE INTACT

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 06:19 PM

god damnit i downloaded this huge torrent with 2500 club samples, and i don't have enough space on my HD to extract it >:

Tadao Nov 13th, 2008 06:22 PM

Good, you don't need to listen to that crap :x

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 06:23 PM

i don't have any kicks with enough BOOM :<

Tadao Nov 13th, 2008 06:27 PM

How big is the zip file?

Tadao Nov 13th, 2008 06:28 PM

I got a web cam :x

Asila Nov 13th, 2008 06:30 PM

No way!

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2008 06:32 PM

That's Hot!

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 06:37 PM

HAY TADAO, WANNA MODEL FOR ME


YOU'VE ALREADY GOT THE WEBCAM, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT NUDITY, FIGS, PILLOWS, AND GRATED CHEESE?

Asila Nov 13th, 2008 06:39 PM

OH GOD DO IT

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 06:42 PM

Seriously though, I miss having nude models. I can't afford to hire them by myself :( I can do guys just fine, but I need a shit ton more practice with the female figure, fucking thing's all about curves and shit

Tadao Nov 13th, 2008 06:59 PM

I'm not ashamed to get nekid! But I have a lot more curves lately.

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2008 07:04 PM

Gus, the clock on your camera is wrong.

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2008 07:04 PM

Gus if you need practice with the female figure then I'm the man for the job >:

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 07:09 PM

Yeah, I never bothered to set it, as I never take any real pictures with it, just crappy snapshots

And Milhouse we both know that your college beard cannot compete with Tadao's flowing, greasy hobo hair

Tadao Nov 13th, 2008 07:22 PM

Sometimes I think I'm part Italian.

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 593938)
The game is on DVD and a lot of people are crying about that fact, but I'd rather have 1 DVD than a stack of 10 CDs.

If your computer is fast enough to run WoW, then why doesn't it have a DVD drive? :confused

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2008 08:48 PM


executioneer Nov 13th, 2008 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 593888)
I JUST SOLD A DRAWING TO AN INTERESTED PARTY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY MISERABLE, MISBEGOTTEN LIFE

EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BREAK OUT A BOTTLE OF JACK, NOW

I DONT HAVE ANY JACK HOW ABOUT BUSHMILLS INSTEAD

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2008 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 593954)
don't bump old threads

don't thump old breads

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 11:02 PM

BUSHMILLS WORKS, JUST DRINK DRINK DRINK

executioneer Nov 13th, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 593957)
don't thump old breads

don't hump old broads

Misdemonar Nov 13th, 2008 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 593958)
BUSHMILLS WORKS, JUST DRINK DRINK DRINK

I got high :x

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 11:35 PM


executioneer Nov 13th, 2008 11:39 PM

is that dumbos mom they have locked up

Grislygus Nov 13th, 2008 11:44 PM

As a GOP stand-in, no less :(

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2008 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 451684)
All I know about Grislygus is that he doesn't really suck that much :/

I went back in time to see if I ever hated Gus, and this is the first post about him I could find, so I guess not!

Congratulations dude you're like one of three or four people who registered later that I can say that about :(

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:08 AM

HA HA! VALIDATION!


TAKE THAT, VETS OTHER THAN MILHUSE!

liquidstatik Nov 14th, 2008 12:09 AM

I LIKE YA TOO GIRLYGUS >:

Zomboid Nov 14th, 2008 12:10 AM

NO!

We're up to around 10 people in the secret santa event so far.... BUT MORE OF YA SHOULD SIGN UP!

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:20 AM

Yeah what's the deal with the low volunteer count

Guitar Woman Nov 14th, 2008 12:22 AM

The admins should unban Jixby Phillips so that I'll feel less paranoid about the event

Esuohlim Nov 14th, 2008 12:27 AM

We should do this in June instead who's with me

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:30 AM

Heyl nya, I wanna get this over with now that I'm ROLLING IN THE DOUGH from my artwork

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:33 AM

Eighteen

liquidstatik Nov 14th, 2008 12:34 AM

i would do it but i was late last time and i gave missy a shitty present :<

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:35 AM

Fuckers, I'm still stuck here with nothing to do, talk to me

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:36 AM

Whoops, N/M

Howya doin thar, Statik?

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:42 AM

DON'T IGNORE ME

I WILL BREAK YOU

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:47 AM


Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:51 AM


Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:52 AM


Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:52 AM


liquidstatik Nov 14th, 2008 02:57 AM

SORRY GRISLY I WAS WATCHIN THE DAILY SHOW & COLBERT

Zomboid Nov 14th, 2008 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 593978)
The admins should unban Jixby Phillips so that I'll feel less paranoid about the event

It's really not hard to obey the deadlines. The 24th of this month is the last day to sign up and everyone gets the address to send their stuff to the next day. Then you just send your stuff out by December 5th and post your pics by December 22nd. Plenty of time. You have like 10 days to get a gift and send it and then you have loooots of time to post pics/videos, which is what jixby failed to do.

Kitsa Nov 14th, 2008 07:23 AM

I haven't willingly participated in a secret santa event since I was in an English Lit class that was doing O. Henry shit. I got the name of a girl who was into French and teddy bears. I gave her a handmade bear with a beret and tricolore. The guy who got my name knew I was into art. I got a used purple Crayola marker with chew marks on the end.

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 594006)
The guy who got my name knew I was into art. I got a used purple Crayola marker with chew marks on the end.

That sounds like something that would happen in a special education class. :(

Tadao Nov 14th, 2008 03:07 PM

Maybe those were used by someone famous :tear

Shrubfest Nov 14th, 2008 04:29 PM

So, what time is it for everyone else, and whatcha doin?

Dixie Nov 14th, 2008 04:32 PM

4:31PM
I'm buzzed as fuck and I'm gonna go have a bath!

Shrubfest Nov 14th, 2008 04:33 PM

Cool.
I cant have a bath. I just had wool braids put in.

And now I really want one.

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 04:37 PM

IT IS 1:40 PM AND I GOT OFF WORK EARLY AND I AM REPLYING TO A POST ON THE I-MOCKERY.COM MESSAGE BOARD. :(

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 04:39 PM

ALSO, WHAT ARE WOOL BRAIDS? :(

Shrubfest Nov 14th, 2008 04:49 PM

Get lots of wool. make about 50 tassles. Plait them into your hair. Like huge wooly extentions.

Kitsa Nov 14th, 2008 05:03 PM

5:01 pm, I just finished picking up a lot of dogshit in our front yard. I think it's just my fate to deal with the shit of others :poopsmith

Dixie Nov 14th, 2008 05:09 PM

5:08PM
Getting more buzzed before I repaint my nails and pluck my eyebrows.

Shrubfest Nov 14th, 2008 05:17 PM

10:15pm
Sitting alone watching return to oz in ten minute instalments on youtube.

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 05:22 PM

2:21 -Killing time before work

RaNkeri Nov 14th, 2008 05:23 PM

0:23 AM

Just finished watching Memento

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 05:29 PM

How'd you like it?

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 05:30 PM

GRISLYGUS I AM ENTERING YOUR DAMN ART CONTEST SO DON'T END UNTIL YOU GET MINE >:

Dr. Boogie Nov 14th, 2008 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 593978)
The admins should unban Jixby Phillips so that I'll feel less paranoid about the event

You should sign up and then not participate.

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 05:35 PM

AWRIGHT SAM DULY NOTED

RaNkeri Nov 14th, 2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 594111)
How'd you like it?

I fucking loved it, awesome movie.

Dixie Nov 14th, 2008 05:37 PM

5:36PM
Wondering what the fuck is taking Jim so long to get home.

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 05:40 PM

5:38 pm about to go out and get some whisky because I am all out

of whisky

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 05:52 PM

GOOD JOB RANKERI, CORRECT ANSWER


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