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Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2008 01:00 PM


Tadao Nov 16th, 2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLEU (Post 594433)
Man, I don't even remember my last username and the e-mail address I used to create it is history now.

How long have those forums been gone? It's like I went out for milk and when I came back two of my best friends were eaten. :tear

More like, you go out for smokes and you come back to your two best friends kissing.

DevilWearsPrada Nov 16th, 2008 03:52 PM

boner hugs

RaNkeri Nov 16th, 2008 04:06 PM

I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2008 04:42 PM

I'm making a hockey-themed Christmas display in my front yard.

If everyone's gonna stare, they might as well stare at something interesting.

Tadao Nov 16th, 2008 04:44 PM

I hope baby Jesus is the puck.

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2008 04:49 PM

Oh, sha-ZAM, Tadao! Religious disrespect FTW!

Actually, no, the pucks are going to hang from the trees, I'm already painting the styrofoam discs.

I'm making a near-to-lifesize Pascal Leclaire to station in front of the goal because he's all hawt and stuff.

The goal is awesome- the poles are lit in red and I used white net-lights for the net.

Neen Nov 16th, 2008 05:55 PM

Knock the wisdom teeth out ouf the wise men.

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2008 08:09 PM

IF ANYONE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY DOUBTED MY HOCKEY FANDOM, THEN BY DAMN I'M A-GONNA PROVE 'EM WRONG!

Dixie Nov 16th, 2008 09:54 PM

I like your new avatar Kitsa!

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2008 09:55 PM

Thank you. That's my honorary kitty Comrade.

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2008 10:02 PM

Chairman Meow. :x

Dixie Nov 16th, 2008 10:02 PM

He's awesome!
I like how he looks like he's about to tell a firing squad to shoot.

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2008 10:10 PM

lol, I was fucking around in Photoshop trying to improve my skillz.

I like this incarnation:


Her name is Commie because:
- she's a Russian Blue
- she believes that anything we own should be shared with her
- she's keen on Mao

Dixie Nov 16th, 2008 10:12 PM

Ahh it's a she! Sorry!
You should photoshop her head on one of the Ilsa movie covers! Like Ilsa, Tigress of Siberia.
The broadcast look is good, goes well with her complexion.

Dixie Nov 16th, 2008 10:13 PM


God I love that movie.
And Dyanne Thorne.

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2008 10:14 PM

lol



Isn't it a fortunate thing that my photoshoppings are completely unhindered by talent?

Guitar Woman Nov 16th, 2008 10:35 PM

woah

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2008 10:42 PM

Well, I guess realistically it'd be more like this:



...although that's getting into some fucked-up furry territory right there.

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 06:06 AM

I LOVE IT!

Aaarg Nov 17th, 2008 06:31 AM

I assumed it was Meow Zedong, which is something I drew in my notebook all the time as a freshman in high school.

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 07:13 AM

Good Morning Everybody!
I hope you're well rested.
I have a feeling this week is gonna suck.
Mostly because my in-laws will be visiting.

Kitsa Nov 17th, 2008 07:20 AM

I do too, but for different reasons :(

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 07:59 AM

Why will your week suck?

Kitsa Nov 17th, 2008 08:09 AM

Oh, money's tight as usual and I've got a lot to worry about.

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 08:11 AM

I hear ya!
We've been spending too much too.
:(

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 08:22 AM

I'm bored again.
Someone entertain me before I force myself to do something useful and constructive.

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 08:41 AM

FINE
I'll go clean my kitchen
:(

terrva Nov 17th, 2008 09:37 AM

Tag team back again, check it to wreck it let's begin, party on party people let me hear some noise, DC's in the house jump jump rejoice!

Whoever invented party rap was a genious.

Guitar Woman Nov 17th, 2008 10:12 AM

So I drank enough coffee to kill a small horse last night

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 12:01 PM


Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 594541)
all online multiplayer sucks, guys, it doesn't matter what platform it's on or what game

Quote:

Originally Posted by OxBlood (Post 594544)
Nah, Co-op is also Multiplayer, mostly online and itīs excellent. As long as you play with people you know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 594546)
i don't know anyone

Willie considers going outside as multiplayer and avoids that game as much as possible.

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2008 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 594583)

:]

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 01:24 PM


ElPila666 Nov 17th, 2008 01:37 PM

:oneofthosedays

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 01:46 PM

FREDDY!
HOW ARE YOU DOING, MY SEXY ARGENTINIAN FRIEND?

RaNkeri Nov 17th, 2008 01:51 PM

Hahahah, Freddy :rolleyes

Kitsa Nov 17th, 2008 03:01 PM

We were heading up a midsize county road, gas stations and small businesses on one side, woods and river on the other, when suddenly there appeared this huge police helicopter. It was flying very, very low over the street, hovering, like it was looking for something. I wanted to get a pic but we passed under it too fast.

Wonder who they were looking for. I don't live too far away- little scared now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2008 03:05 PM

Some bird crapped on my car for my birthday yesterday. :(

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 03:08 PM

Awwww
Well Happy Birthday!
I would pee in your yard if you were closer.

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 03:13 PM

A BELATED GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MISS CIG
We seem to keep missing each other when we're bored as shit >: :(





On a related note, does anyone else have that little voice in their heads that identifies her as "Cig", as in a cigarette?

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 03:15 PM

NO

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 03:17 PM

Yeah, I think of her as Cig. :x

Bt eww, that looks wrong. CIG... Much better.

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 03:29 PM

I am a chainsmoker, so I feel that's relevant.

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 594630)
THIS GAME IS LIKE NIGHTMARE CREATURES AND DEAD OR ALIVE ALL MIXED UP I WILL BE SURE TO JERK OFF WHILE I PLAY THIS.

I still have Nightmare Creatures

I remember being pissed that I couldn't play the second one

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 03:36 PM

These Boost nutritional drinks are actually pretty good.
I like the strawberry, haven't been brave enough to try the other flavors yet.

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 03:37 PM

BECAUSE YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YOU JERKING OFF TO THE FIRST ONE AND BANNED IT FROM YOUR HOUSE. >:

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 03:38 PM

I didn't have a damn Dreamcast, pal. I whack off to my grisly horror games with my doors locked, thank you very much

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 03:40 PM

IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION ALSO, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. >:

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 03:41 PM

IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 03:41 PM



OH DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY FATHER

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 03:42 PM

AND I MISSED IT

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 03:42 PM

I JUST SAID IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION >:

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 03:43 PM

HAHAHA AND YOU MISSED IT >:

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 03:43 PM

AND I MISSED IT

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 03:44 PM

GORESPEWING PUSTULENT WHORESONS OF AN INBRED SHEEPHERDER, I COULD HAVE PLAYED IT

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 03:44 PM

I can't find my fool missed brak image, so this'll have to do:


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2008 04:03 PM

Thank Cig. I'll cut up a piece of my lawn and UPS it to you.


Also, me and a friend are making Palin/Quayle in 0'12 bumper stickers soon.

RaNkeri Nov 17th, 2008 04:08 PM

hehehehehe

You missed me

dumb fuck

Shrubfest Nov 17th, 2008 04:08 PM

Joy.
I'm a failed page brak.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2008 04:15 PM

The movie Dark City kind of reminded me of Nightmare Creatures too. I heard NC 2 wasn't that good though.

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 594656)
Joy.
I'm a failed page brak.

I totally could find the other one. ;)



But I like your moustache more than his. :x

Shrubfest Nov 17th, 2008 04:36 PM

You zoomed in that much, eh?

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 04:40 PM

Masturbation gives me supervision. :orgasm

RaNkeri Nov 17th, 2008 04:46 PM

I remember playing a demo of Nightmare Creatures back in the early days of PS

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 594197)
Saturday Night Live has never, ever, EVER been funny, to any degree, at all, and I have no idea where the general misconception that it was came from.

MadTV was ok.

































Seriously?

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 05:56 PM

Mr. Bill? Not funny. Point, Counterpoint? Not funny. Black Mr. Rogers? Not funny. Akroyd as Nixon vs. Frank Zappa as a political Van Helsing? Not funny. Every single timeless, hilarious bit and focal point for modern skit comedy, not funny.



Now anime and family guy, that's some timeless television right there. HUZZAH FOR THE CARTOON GENERATION

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 06:17 PM

Hahaha I can see the veins growing.

MarioRPG Nov 17th, 2008 06:32 PM

I rarely find SNL funny, I did like the Celebrity Jeopardy segments. I don't think I've watched it in some months.
Although MADtv is much less funny. I can't recall sitting through an episode.

DevilWearsPrada Nov 17th, 2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 594685)
Hahaha I can see the veins growing.


Guitar Woman Nov 17th, 2008 07:03 PM

So I've got some really weird ability to pick out fucked up girls from, like, a mile away.

First it was a crazy chick who heard voices and had seizures, now a teen mom!

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 07:13 PM

GRISLYGUS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU POP SOMETHING!

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 07:26 PM


Guitar Woman Nov 17th, 2008 07:28 PM

Another reason I hate Saturday Night Live is that Will Ferrel got famous because of it

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 07:28 PM


Isn't that Drumming4Budda's sister? :eek

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 07:30 PM


Sam Nov 17th, 2008 07:35 PM

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 08:00 PM


DevilWearsPrada Nov 17th, 2008 08:15 PM

who's the hot chick in that 'WANT YOUR COCK!' picture anyways?

Asila Nov 17th, 2008 08:19 PM

SAM'S GIRLFRIEND

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 08:19 PM

Mrs. Sam.

Too slow, Esuohlim. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 08:20 PM

Dang it, Mrs. Rankeri. :(

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 594704)

Isn't that Drumming4Budda's sister? :eek

Yowza!

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 594698)
So I've got some really weird ability to pick out fucked up girls from, like, a mile away.

First it was a crazy chick who heard voices and had seizures, now a teen mom!


Sounds like you're an overly caring type person. That's probably the reason for the craziness w/girls that are attracted to you.

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 08:27 PM

Sounds more like a made up story.

ElPila666 Nov 17th, 2008 08:27 PM

That's Mandy Moore :love

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 08:55 PM

Did she have her giant mole removed then? :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 594729)
BUT IS IT LONG ENOUGH?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 594731)
NO :tear Happy now! ME JAPANESIE PEEPEE :bow

Pics please. :(

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 09:01 PM

I don't have a big enough zoom :(

Guitar Woman Nov 17th, 2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 594721)
Sounds like you're an overly caring type person.

You have no idea, actually :(

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 09:15 PM

I hope you die on your bday Spetsnaz, cause you sucked.

MattJack Nov 17th, 2008 09:35 PM

cleavage!

my only weakness ;_;

MattJack Nov 17th, 2008 09:36 PM

and chocolate milk ;_;

MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2008 09:54 PM

Oh man, on another forum I post on I've got an internet tough-guy "owning" me. I'm just glad I have my family around me to help me though these harrowing times. :tear

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 09:58 PM

Is it Guitar Woman?

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 09:58 PM

u mean powning joo

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2008 10:00 PM

*RUBS MM'S BELLY*

MattJack Nov 17th, 2008 10:02 PM

share the fourrummzzz man

MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 594752)
share the fourrummzzz man

It's not even remotely funny of interesting. He's just made a spoof account of mine and posted such outrageous threads as "[Poll] Are you gay?".

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 10:15 PM

We can help.

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 10:17 PM

It's Gamefaqs isn't it?


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