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Archduke Tips Jan 17th, 2007 09:28 PM

Seth,
I drive by Bloomington every Friday night and Sunday evening!


I ask because I am in Southern Indiana / Louisville. Just seeing who is about. Maybe we should get some beers or some shit.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Why the hell doesn't MySpace allow one-way friends?

Calling them friends really puts me off having any. It should totally be 'Contacts' or 'Creepy guys that spy on me' or something.

Seriously.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by [url=http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=24770
FartinMowler[/url]]If you have a vibrator you could try seeing if it could dislodge the object.

Subtle. ;)

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:39 PM

Bah you win.

Top or bottom?

Or are reacharounds still a go?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:42 PM

Dude! :eek


Seriously? :orgasm

Archduke Tips Jan 17th, 2007 09:47 PM

Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by [url=http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=24796
kahljorn[/url]]obligatory cocksmoking retort.

My dreams don't go for subtle. If I secretly wanted to have gay sex with you I would dream about having gay sex with you.


Chojin. :love

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:50 PM

Otherwise known as sodomy! Or as Fred Phelps says, "this deliciously decadent sin..."

Besides, I might shit on your dick and my pooper's a one-way street.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!

Haha.

OK, simple rule: Forum Pub is gay & depressed. Instant Messenger Pub is dark & cynical.

I behave differently in private, yo. ;(

Noodles Jan 17th, 2007 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn


I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn :(

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Noodles
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn


I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn :(

What are the blue balls?

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 17th, 2007 09:53 PM

Exactly what you called them just now.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Exactly what you called them just now.

They scare me! They're all blue and shit and I'm all like, "Hey balls, what the fuck? Why you gotta be blue?" And then the balls are like, "Sorry PorkMan, but the dude that made this picture was all like 'I gotta make you blue' so we're blue balls." And then when we reconciled I tried to have sex with them but they gave me blue balls.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 10:03 PM

I just took sleeping pills and now I'm not wearing pants.

GOODNIGHT GUYS.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 10:09 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (THIS IS A HOT TOPIC)

Rongi Jan 17th, 2007 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
I just took sleeping pills and now I'm not wearing pants.

GOODNIGHT GUYS.

are you going to try and jerk off before the pills knock you out?

Terra Jan 17th, 2007 10:14 PM

No. This person will fall asleep from boredom.

Preechr Jan 17th, 2007 10:21 PM

I will be in Louisville the weekend after next, drinking beer whether anybody else is there or not.

liquidstatik Jan 17th, 2007 10:23 PM

woaaaaah, i sure did miss alot :eek

xbxDaniel Jan 17th, 2007 10:24 PM

I live a bit too far north. :(

Grislygus Jan 17th, 2007 10:25 PM

Tatom, that damned avatar of yours is making me look like a queermo in the newsroom. I hope you're happy.

xbxDaniel Jan 17th, 2007 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

Damn, this is the real pagebreak. OK? OK!


Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2007 11:33 PM

Man I can even smell that picture through my computer :x

GADZOOKS Jan 17th, 2007 11:48 PM

AndrewWKsBiggestFan

kahljorn Jan 18th, 2007 12:49 AM

I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O

i think the blue balls are part of the hat. Like beads or something... it could also be his sex hat.


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