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Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2009 11:28 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Jun 16th, 2009 11:33 PM


Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2009 11:35 PM

Great song, is that Greenday when they were on the Daily Show the other week? :eek

Tadao Jun 16th, 2009 11:41 PM

COLBERT REPORT

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2009 11:58 PM

Are you kidding me

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2009 12:03 AM

If Eugene Tooms was in charge of the Transport Department I would've been far to scared to cut his funding. :chatter

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 02:44 PM

I looked how many calories are in vodka.

:(

MetalMilitia Jun 17th, 2009 02:44 PM

None?

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 02:58 PM

More like 74 per ounce.

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2009 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 633918)
None?

Alcohol has a shit ton of calories in it I thought you Brits were smart :rolleyes

Colonel Flagg Jun 17th, 2009 03:17 PM

After taking the tour of the Bacardi plant in San Juan, the bartender serving the complimentary drinks opined that Bacardi rum was "Atkins approved" - Bacardi and Diet Coke contains zero carbs.

It was indescribable hearing those words spoken with a Spanish accent.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 633921)
Alcohol has a shit ton of calories in it I thought you Brits were smart :rolleyes

In Britain it is traditional to expel the alcohol and kebab soon after consumption. :posh

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 03:22 PM

I can't do the Atkins thing. I'd rather give up drinking.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2009 03:25 PM

I thought you were all about swallowing the meat? :eek

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 03:26 PM

Yeah, but I like to soak up the juices with bread. ;)

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2009 03:32 PM

Eww. :x

Kitsa Jun 17th, 2009 03:41 PM

I wish I had the kind of balls this guy has, because this is all sorts of awesome.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2monster1.html

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 03:52 PM

I bet CIG knows him.

Sam Jun 17th, 2009 04:08 PM

THANK GOD THEY TOOK THAT PSYCHOPATH OFF THE STREETS IMAGINE WHAT OTHER TERRIBLE THINGS HE WOULD HAVE DONE. :rolleyes

Kitsa Jun 17th, 2009 04:13 PM

I wonder if there were any wrecks caused by people trying to take photos.

Another article said that the construction company was impressed by the statue and wants him to re-create it in front of their main office.

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 04:19 PM

Awesome, that means they might let him work off the vandalism by making the art work.

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 06:02 PM

STUBBORN FIGHT!

Kitsa Jun 17th, 2009 06:06 PM

it's not a fight, it's making someone's day by playing along.

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

no fighting on the internet
:O

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 06:11 PM

Yeah but STUBBORN PLAYING ALONG doesn't have the same feeling.

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 06:12 PM

damn you guys are so superior

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 06:14 PM

you two by far are some of the smuggest, most serious fucks I've ever met on the internet.
its adorable and it makes you my temporary favorite

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 06:15 PM


kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 06:18 PM

Kitsa's the one on the left :(

Dommin Jun 17th, 2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 630534)
EW



Can you direct link me to the song, I don't want to read an anime board.

http://myspace.com/lightsoutgodhelpme

It's "Mainstream"

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 06:22 PM

tadao, since you've posted that image I've seriously reconsidered my labeling of you as smug and serious.

Obviously, you must not be too serious (or smug) if you can post such funny pictures characterizing the insult which I had previously directed at you!

Kitsa Jun 17th, 2009 06:26 PM


MetalMilitia Jun 17th, 2009 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 633965)
damn you guys are so superior

At the risk of actually getting involved in this little discussion - isn't it pretty much the definition of "being superior" to go into every other thread denouncing it as uninteresting to your tastes and thus unworthy of your forum while simultaneously calling everyone stupid?

Dommin Jun 17th, 2009 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 633972)
Diarea

So, that's what happens when you drink the water in mexico.

Kitsa Jun 17th, 2009 06:33 PM

es muy peligrosa , nodnod.

Dimnos Jun 17th, 2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 633973)
At the risk of actually getting involved in this little discussion - isn't it pretty much the definition of "being superior" to go into every other thread denouncing it as uninteresting to your tastes and thus unworthy of your forum while simultaneously calling everyone stupid?

In an effort to help keep you out of their little discussion we can have our own.

Yes it is.

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 06:38 PM

Maybe, metal militia. But you've been guilty of that same habit. Plus, I never said or did any of those things.

Tadao Jun 17th, 2009 06:41 PM

This thread is pretentious.

MetalMilitia Jun 17th, 2009 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 633978)
Maybe, metal militia. But you've been guilty of that same habit. Plus, I never said or did any of those things.

OOPS! You're right, all that time I thought I was reading your replies I was actually reading my own. Ignore that last post and accept my most sincere apology.

Dimnos Jun 17th, 2009 06:54 PM

A pretentious thread about a man verbally berating a woman? How deliciously absurd!

executioneer Jun 17th, 2009 06:56 PM

this thread give me the heebie-jeebies

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 07:35 PM

Yea metal militia, for a second I thought you were retarded or somethin! especially since I never called everyone stupid (one or two people) or said every other thread didn't belong on "my forum" or denoucned it as unsuitable for my tastes.

Maybe you just like to exagerate.

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 07:49 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...4&postcount=25

Goodness metal militia try not to be so superior! he had a serious problem that could only be alleviated by posting it on the internet! By the way, he will totally take any advice you give him and the thread is totally poignant!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...80&postcount=6

Sorry metal militia I guess mange threads aren't good enough for you huh? huh? huh?

Jackass.

MetalMilitia Jun 17th, 2009 07:51 PM

Difference is I don't go on and fucking on about it as if anyone actually cares.

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 07:53 PM

uh huh

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 07:56 PM

i dont recall seeing that bit of edification in your definition of "Superior."

MetalMilitia Jun 17th, 2009 08:04 PM

Listen Kahl, I know how important it is for you to have at the very least the last two words so I'm not going to continue this conversation/pissing contest much further. That said I interpreted a number of your more recent posts to have an air of superiority about them and reading you accuse other people of the very same thing was irritating to me.

Forgive me if I lack the comprehension skills to correctly judge when someone is being a condescending dick, but if I (as I suppose several other people) get this from your posts perhaps it's not my problem but yours.

Either way I don't think it's half as important to me as it is to you, so go mad replying to this post.

Dr. Boogie Jun 17th, 2009 08:21 PM

Pub, this is supposed to be your thread. How could you let it turn so gay?

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 08:41 PM

Metal militia I have to admit I was not expecting a reply because I know how important it is on this message board to only reply once and then never respond after that.

I thank you for your second response as it was very sweet and informative.

Zomboid Jun 17th, 2009 08:49 PM

I actually found Kahl's thread funny and was disappointed that it was closed :(

But then, I've been annoyed for a while now with the kind of thing he was mocking with it.

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 09:06 PM

I'm pretty sure itgot locked because Dr. Boogie has a stick with my face on it shoved up his ass. my other thread got deleted :O

But i could be wrong.

Sam Jun 17th, 2009 09:08 PM

Dr. Boogie doesn't like people getting help for their very real and serious problems. :(

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2009 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 634002)
Pub, this is supposed to be your thread. How could you let it turn so gay?

Haha, I remember that one. Good times. :picklehat

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 10:16 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1088

:lol Dr. Boogie is such a douche.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2009 10:18 PM

Infractions aint visible to regolar peeps, you goota screencap or capy past it.

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2009 10:21 PM

oh ;o

Infractions Post Date Expires Points Reason Posted By N/A Jun 17th, 2009
05:01 PM Jul 1st, 2009
05:01 PM 0 Worthless or excessive topics/replies Dr. Boogie

The problem continues! Jun 17th, 2009
06:30 PM Never 0 Flooding/Griefing Dr. Boogie

MattJack Jun 18th, 2009 12:45 AM



NOW TAKE IT AWAY PUB

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2009 12:54 AM

Oh man, I bet that sounds hilarious to your ears. Eet ees joost haw way tark.

Dixie Jun 18th, 2009 01:12 AM

are you supposed to be an ewok or something?

Dixie Jun 18th, 2009 01:12 AM

what does jub jub mean?

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:14 AM

it's yub nub :rolleyes

Dixie Jun 18th, 2009 01:26 AM

i'm not a star trek fan, i don't know exactly what they say geeze

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:28 AM

it's not star trek, god it's battlestar gattaca everyone knows this

elx Jun 18th, 2009 01:31 AM

hi
    1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 17 seconds. :(

Dixie Jun 18th, 2009 01:31 AM

STOP CONFUSING ME

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:32 AM

YUB NUB

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 01:33 AM


elx Jun 18th, 2009 01:33 AM

do you like pesto pasta too?

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:34 AM

SO I BUILT MYSELF A BONG OUT OF BEAKER TUBES, AND I SMOKED ALL DEM BITCHES LIKE I'M PIKACHUU

Dixie Jun 18th, 2009 01:36 AM

dude "pikachu" is soooo my new safeword

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 01:37 AM


Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 634123)
dude "pikachu" is soooo my new safeword

but not Pika Pika right?

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:38 AM

DOES TEN THOUSAND GHOSTS VOLTYS SISTER LIKE THE PEEEESTOOOOO PASSTTAAA

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:39 AM

PEEEEEEEESTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOO PAAASSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634119)
do you like pesto pasta too?

But of course

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:40 AM

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

Dixie Jun 18th, 2009 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 634125)
but not Pika Pika right?

that means "harder"

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:42 AM

PPPPPPPPPPPEEEWWWWWSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOO PAWWWWWWWSTTTTAAAAAAA

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 01:42 AM

This pesto looks a little angry too.


Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:42 AM

THAT LOOKS LIKE THROW UP

Dixie Jun 18th, 2009 01:43 AM

that looks like what i see in ditches after friday night kareoke

Sam Jun 18th, 2009 01:43 AM

FO REALIES

MattJack Jun 18th, 2009 04:11 AM

man this is ghey

Misdemonar Jun 18th, 2009 04:18 AM

FUCK

Dixie Jun 18th, 2009 08:16 AM

I'M AWAKE
and i'm in LOOOVE

Guitar Woman Jun 18th, 2009 09:25 AM

I bet today is going to be pretty good!

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2009 09:30 AM

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2009 09:31 AM

HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2009 09:32 AM

HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2009 09:32 AM

RAH RAH ZOOOOOOOOOOO!

Guitar Woman Jun 18th, 2009 09:38 AM

My eggs taste like shellfish.

I like shellfish, but not for breakfast.

Kitsa Jun 18th, 2009 09:45 AM

That sounds like a bacteria thing :(

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2009 09:52 AM

You're so hot, teasing me. So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you. That's something I couldn't do.

Kitsa Jun 18th, 2009 09:54 AM

isn't that Abba?

Dommin Jun 18th, 2009 12:53 PM

HACKER! HACKER! LIES!

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitsa
It's funny and a little sad because kahl is hopping from one foot to the other, all "DID YOU SEE...DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE"

Oooooooh, I get it now. You're jealous because you're crippled.

Zomboid Jun 18th, 2009 03:28 PM

I was going to make a "Help me decide where to go for lunch!" thread, but I didn't have the energy. Kudos, Kahl, for doing something similar.

I was even going to make mention of things like snooty waiters at one restaurant, prices, and possibly celiac disease.

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 03:48 PM

I was too! Imagine that.

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2009 03:51 PM

donchu encourage me! DONCHU DO IT!

maybe there could be like a stickied thread somewhere for people to bitch about stupid problems that they aren't really interested in solving.

and it would be full of posts by kitsa

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2009 03:52 PM

HOW TO MAKE PESTO:

OIL/BUTTER, BASIL, POSSIBLY GARLIC AND PARMIGIANA CHEESE.

thats it :(


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