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Dimnos Jul 20th, 2009 02:19 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 20th, 2009 04:10 PM

:lol I hope he already put the fruity pebbles in.

Supafly345 Jul 21st, 2009 01:34 AM


I just got access to a really old harddrive with tons of awesome pictures from the forums early years.

Colonel Flagg Jul 21st, 2009 03:00 AM

Oh my. :eek

Zhukov Jul 21st, 2009 10:38 AM

Is that real?

Zhukov Jul 21st, 2009 10:40 AM

I mean, 'it' as in picture. I am not calling that poor boy an 'it'. Nevermind.

Shrubfest Jul 21st, 2009 11:35 AM

Dismantled and re-assembled my first laptop today. Yay!

Lets see if it still works.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2009 12:12 PM

Girls don't do that!

Shrubfest Jul 21st, 2009 12:16 PM

I love taking stuff to bits! I got a screwdriver set for christmas.

Colonel Flagg Jul 21st, 2009 12:24 PM

Hope it wasn't your only one....

Shrubfest Jul 21st, 2009 12:27 PM

Nah, its my 4 year old one. I figured taking it to bits an dusting it couldn't make it work any worse.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2009 12:29 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Jul 21st, 2009 12:38 PM

Sometimes the dust is what's making it work in the first place.

Here's to your success! :posh

Dimnos Jul 21st, 2009 02:36 PM

Nothing good ever comes from taking apart a laptop.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2009 02:38 PM

I took an old one apart to see what's going on inside. The deeper you go, the more you realize you need a parts list and a schematic. They pack that shit in tight.

elx Jul 21st, 2009 03:36 PM

what can i do to make a boy not want to date me while i am on my date? :(


edit: as a note - i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me

double edit: i might actually go to great lengths to contract such a thing to ensure that he does not

The Leader Jul 21st, 2009 03:38 PM

I think that you should just admit that you're a lesbian and start dating other girls who apparently don't like boys.

elx Jul 21st, 2009 03:42 PM

nuh uh, lesbians are scarier than college boys

The Leader Jul 21st, 2009 03:45 PM

You're dating a college aged lad? Run away.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2009 03:45 PM

I say you give him a horrible blowjob. You wont have to worry about him after that.

elx Jul 21st, 2009 03:49 PM

does anyone have a spare case of swine flu by chance?

The Leader Jul 21st, 2009 03:52 PM

My brother works with someone who is currently under quarantine in their home with it.

elx Jul 21st, 2009 03:58 PM

actually, my mom would probably still make me go..i think i need something more serious than swine flu

has anyone ever tried malaria?

Dimnos Jul 21st, 2009 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 638469)
i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me

This is small time. Might I suggest you pretend to have crabs or some sort of STD. Keep sticking your hand down your pants and scratching with an uncomfortable look on your face. If he ever asks whats up just say "oh nothing" with shifty eyes.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 21st, 2009 04:03 PM

Talk on your phone on the date. If a girl did that to me while we were on a date I would chuck her phone where even Verizon doesn't have coverage.


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