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Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 03:35 AM

mr adventure told me lotida was a lesbo???
 
:x :x :x gross weve had a lesbo talking to us the whole time

girl syou better protect your vaginas while lotida is on the prowl :x :x :x

Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 03:41 AM

ps please don't ban me i'm just posting what i heard and i htink that we all ahve the right to know peple might want to bring their KIDS here and they might not be comfortable bring them into this envirotnment you know what i mean

godbless

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 03:41 AM

i saw it lotida went to ross dress for less and i saw her hold up a plaid shirt to her chest and she thought it looked *ggood*

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 03:44 AM

guys this just in i saw lotida at the grocery store and she scratched her butt (i thikn she pulled her underwear out of her butt too but i was too grossed out ot double chekc!) in front of everyone :x :x :x

GADZOOKS Jun 21st, 2004 03:46 AM

Did she have a mullet?

Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 03:46 AM

i heard she got a job to messure little girls for party dresses so she can touch all the vaginas!!

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 03:50 AM

hey gusy i heard lotida did drugs so her parents would send her to military academy so she could do push ups all day

GADZOOKS Jun 21st, 2004 03:50 AM

She also works at a Bicycle shop Called Dykes on Bykes.

Ok, i got that joke from Rosie O Donnel.

Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 03:52 AM

are we absolutely sure that GADZOOKS isn't kind of you know :/ :/ lesbish :/

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 03:52 AM

hey everyone dont believe lotida she'll say shes bisexual but thats just so the guys will buy her dinner!!!

Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 03:53 AM

:lol doesn't she know bisexual means you have two penises :lol sounds like shes trying to imprses THE LADIES :lol

GADZOOKS Jun 21st, 2004 03:53 AM

woah now, jixby. :hypno

I hear lotida's a racist too. She hates Jews and people from Madagascar. She calls them Miggers.

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 03:56 AM

hey lotida remember when you told me that you pretended that your pillow was a vagina and you would be all "likc lick lick" hahaha well guess what now everyone knows

Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 03:56 AM

when lotida tries to come in and talk to us lets not even talk to her lets pretend that shes not even there :conspiracy

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 03:58 AM

hey lotida when was the last time you had a boyfriend was it oh i dont know never

Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 03:58 AM



hey look its lotida licking her vagina pillow :lol

except shes waaaaaay fatter than this! :lol

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 04:00 AM

oh thats wow thats gross lotida! hey everyone when lotida was a little girl in church she would cup her hands together like a vagina and pray for vaginas

GADZOOKS Jun 21st, 2004 04:01 AM

One time a girl asked her what nationality she was and she said "AMERICAN, YOU?" and the other girl said "Im lebanese" and then she said "well let's skip the chit chat and go right on with the SEX ;)"

Racist and Gay :hangman

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 04:02 AM

hye eveyrone i heard lotida woke up at six am in her flannel pajamas so that she could look at the fred meyer bra ads before her parents knew about it!!!

GADZOOKS Jun 21st, 2004 04:03 AM

She thought Butch Cassidy was sexy until she found out he was a man.

Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 04:04 AM

wheres lotida anyway? maybe shes too chicken to face us? :rolleyes or maybe shse got her foot stuck in a lady's butthole from having sick pervert sex :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Jun 21st, 2004 04:05 AM

She probably did a winnie the pooh and got her head stuck in someone's honey pot.

And by honey pot, i mean another lesbian's vagina.

Jixby Phillips Jun 21st, 2004 04:05 AM

i bet she watches the l-word and wishes they were all girls :lol

GADZOOKS Jun 21st, 2004 04:08 AM

And the ellen degeneres talk show.

MrAdventure Jun 21st, 2004 04:10 AM

hey lotida i remember when you were in class you made a valentine for a fat girl :x :x


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