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oops its ellsworth toohey :O
MORE LIKE ELLSWORTH TOOTHACHE HAHA |
like anyone reads Ayn Rand, kahl.
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Like that makes a difference.
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hasn't yet, that's the Ayn Rand promise
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kk
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Real thugs get down on the floor.
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/02/...ef=mpstoryview
There are a lot of women out there who claim they never knew they were pregnant. There are a lot of other people who say bullshit. I don't know...in some ways, it can be mistaken for other things, I guess. But other things are so fucking weird they'd have you running to a doctor, so I don't know how women go to term or near-term without at least having a very strong suspicion. A bunch of truly weird shit happens to your body during a pregnancy. Trust me on that one. |
Maybe she was really fat and didn't like going to doctors. Many symptoms of pregnancy could possibly be confused with fatness, drug abuse, alcoholism and stupidity.
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See, I used to think that way (fatness) before I had what felt like a watermelon-sized water balloon sloshing around every time I took a step. But the stupidity theory holds.
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and alcoholism /drug abuse
some of that shit makes you feel blooaaated |
I never had the luxury of doing illicits :(
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there's still time :O
you too can feel pregnant with the vessels of a thousand sea horses in your stomach. |
That sounds icky
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I DIDNT SAY DRUGS WERE PRETTY
AND IF I DID THEN IM SORRY, BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEBODY ELSE |
It's so dead.
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From last night's episode of "bridezillas"....
Woman hauls fiance into one of those "Diamond and Gold Discount Center Superstore Warehouse Exchange" places to look at wedding bands. Immediately gravitates to most expensive and gaudy ring in the store, $30,000. "What, am I not worth $30,000?" She wants to know why the fiance is hesitating. "Hell, baby, I ain't worth $30,000." She promptly spun around and ran out to the parking lot, screaming and pouting about how he didn't want her to be happy and declaring she wouldn't go back in until he bought her the ring. I used to be 100% sure these shows were fake, but I've actually met people not too far off from this and am starting to wonder. I thought the engagement ring was the fancy one and the wedding band was the plain one? What does someone want a giant diamond solitaire as a wedding band for? |
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Yeah, look, even Tiffany platinum wedding bands are less than $2000. I don't know what some sort of strip-mall place with a cheesy awning was doing with a $30,000 solitaire.
http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Cate...52&mcat=148204 |
I actually like this: http://www.instructables.com/id/Five-Cent-Wedding-Band/
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that's great as long as you don't have a GODDAMN NICKEL ALLERGY :mad
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I just accidentally plucked out a chest hair
Now I only have one left :( |
You'd have to be super-careful cutting it to get it to fit right, too.
O'course, when I was married, I was dumb enough to be talked into buying my own engagement ring ($200) and letting it double as my wedding band. Which was just as well because it's not doing a hell of a lot for me right now. |
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Fuck, no one uses the page brak anymore. Shit sux.
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HEY, WHAT'S YOUR BEEF MISSY?
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The answer is MSpaint, right?
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impressive. I thought Singapore was pretty hardass about that kind of thing.
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They are, but maybe someones hand was lined with cash.
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The Ichibankan online Japanese dollar store is closing on Tuesday, get your cheap Japanese crap while you can :(
Here's a photo from that concert I went to, where the guitarist looked like the TV Randall Flagg to me: ![]() The problem was, I was taking pictures of him because he looked like Randall Flagg, but he thought I was taking pictures of him because I found him hot. So the entire thing turned very uncomfortable as he made various provocative dance moves in my direction and kept staring at me from the stage :( EDITED TO ADD: Look at my fellow concert-goers. You can tell this is a Rockin' Good Time! |
My girlfriend put some shoes on e-bay. A few hours later she got an e-mail from someone requesting a picture of her wearing them with fishnet stockings to "see what they look like". Is there any possibility that this isn't a sex-pervert and more importantly should I put them on and take a pic for him?
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I think your plan is a good one. Do you have really hairy legs?
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Hopefully hairy enough to gross-out an internet pervert.
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I have a hard time watching Blade Runner and not be lulled to sleep by the combination of slow action, silent atmosphere, dark settings and Vangelis's musical score.
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So I ordered this book:
http://distefano.com/htbac.htm |
Colonel Flagg: playing for crowds like that must be sheer hell for a band. The crowd was about 60% geriatrics, 39% suburban yuppies with wagonloads of small children, and us.
Also, I think the guy playing keyboard looks like that rival pornstar in Orgazmo. Tadao: I have the same problem with every incarnation of Jurassic Park. I've never been able to stay awake through it. |
fuck.
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shit.
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CUNTS
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potty mouths:(
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Twats
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dimnos is a lobster head
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:meat
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JOIKS
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![]() This is as close to lobsters as I get darlin. ;) |
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Pimp status with the lobster claws.
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Those were the days ..... :)
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i'm so glad everyone here is smart, i love you guys
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STAY AWAY FROM ME JAIL BAIT!
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group huuuuuuuuuug
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I love it when people who are all snotty about grammar and spelling forget to use apostrophes.
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Just thinking about it could get you 6 months probation. Pervert. :rock |
I went to the dentist today. He sandblasted my tooth instead of drilling it. That was pretty damn weird. I was spitting out sand afterward, it sticks to your tongue.
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Really, I would think it would damage the inside of your mouth too. But I'm no Dr.
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He told me to close my eyes, but there's not much else you can do. It wasn't so bad, I just had to rinse a lot. And my teeth feel all gritty. I'm trying to avoid doing anything with these front teeth because I don't want to break them again before the show, that would suck.
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I've had mucho dental work, but that's a new one on me. Is your dentist planning on putting in a crown or what?
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He's gonna primer them and put a a custom flame job on them.
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No, he was probably just trying something new because my front teeth break all the damn time.
I've got the long and complicated medical history behind me that made them weak to begin with, and every time they get filled that's more filling, less tooth, less stability. Either the fillings or my teeth break every few months, sometimes more often. The only time you will ever hear me yell motherfucker is when a tooth breaks. He was probably trying to minimize drilling/vibration or knocking more out than he needed to, trying to keep the current patch job in there longer. |
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I knew it was just a matter of time.
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Because I didn't read something dirty into that first.
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um...you hear things...kay, that's not really my problem, right? No, but really...
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That depends on how close he lives to you.
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Shit; I went parkouring with some friends Sunday, and cracked my heel landing wrong. Now I'm walking around on my toes on my right foot. I probably look like I have downs or something.
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just fucking shoot me, now...
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no.
nobody shoot him. he's being saved for alligators. |
I'm 9000 days old today :)
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Happy 9Kday, 10K. :party
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I was twice your age, 3 weeks ago.
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Thank you.
Thank you. I went out to karaoke to celebrate and for some reason we sang "I want it that way" except I only know how to sing like Lemmy so it sounded really bad/great. |
10k VOLTS GHOST FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IN HONOR OF YOUR 9000 DAYS OF BEING ALIVE ON THIS EARTH, I WILL MAKE LOVE TO THAT SISTER OF YOURS. ;)
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And then I'll finish the job.
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THERE WILL BE VERY TOUCHING MOMENTS WHERE I ASK HER IF SHE CAN HEAR MY HEART BEAT AND THEN I TELL HER "EAT MY MEAT YOU VEGAN WHORE" AND SLAP MY DICK IN A HOT DOG BUN AND PUT MUSTARD ALL OVER IT.
I DON'T EVEN CARE IF SHE ISN'T VEGAN, I'M STILL SAYING IT. |
YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. YOU BOTH CAN ROAST HER LIKE A ROTISSERIE FOR MY 9K DAY.
We're going to dinner and then to the drive in ~ Public enemies and hangover. |
only 1,000 more days till your death by electrocution! :(
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Oh shit he has Terminator Pinball! I loved that table.
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dude a r360, fucking awesome
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Yeah, what is the r360? I've never seen one.
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OH SHIT!
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I hate you billybooeybuns I hope you drown in spaghettios. :(
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