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MarioRPG Oct 9th, 2008 04:58 PM

Guys, here's an event at my college.

Quote:

XXX-rated hypnotist Tony Lee
One of the most outrageous events to take place each semester is our regular visit from XXX-rated hypnotist Tony Lee. As part of Sexual Awareness Dayz, Tony will be performing at 9 PM in Forwell Hall.
I never thought it would be this easy :hypno:hypno:hypno

e: god damnit :pagebrak

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 04:58 PM

One sip and you will see
things you never saw befoooooooooo

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Upon my soul, I feel fine

Esuohlim Oct 9th, 2008 04:59 PM



TONY LEE: NON-STOP TOURING DYNAMO :eek

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 05:01 PM



That's not what I expected a XXX-rated hypnotist to look like

Esuohlim Oct 9th, 2008 05:06 PM

My friend bought $40 worth of Dunkaroos off of Amazon and finally got them today.

They aren't as good as I remember >:

Asila Oct 9th, 2008 05:06 PM

Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world
go round

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 05:07 PM

I'll drink to that
Even if Queen is overrated

Esuohlim Oct 9th, 2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 586280)
Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world
go round

This haiku is terrible

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 586281)
:rolleyes Touche

DAMN STRAIGHT


DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BOY

Asila Oct 9th, 2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586282)
I'll drink to that
Even if Queen is overrated

Yeah, but then it came on and the radio was way over there, and goddamnit

Tadao Oct 9th, 2008 05:46 PM

Queen had the best duel guitar sound ever. EVER!

Asila Oct 9th, 2008 05:57 PM

EVER?!

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2008 06:03 PM

I am about 3/4 of the way done with a job I've had to do for like 2 weeks now and I am ready to be finished :(

pac-man Oct 9th, 2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586284)
DAMN STRAIGHT


DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BOY

We got a live one here.:yum

Dixie Oct 9th, 2008 11:48 PM

I need a bigger bath tub.
:(

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 11:54 PM

Why, not enough room for two?

Dixie Oct 9th, 2008 11:58 PM

2 can fit if we were dismembered and maybe partially liquefied.
But no, I need a bigger one to drown mice in.

Aaarg Oct 9th, 2008 11:59 PM

Sharing a bath is fun, though!

Drowning mice is probably also fun.

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 11:59 PM

HOT TUB IS THE ONLY WAY

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 12:00 AM

A hot tub would be awesome.
Think of how many mice it would take to fill that thing up.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:01 AM

What the fuck, dude, you aren't cool enough to be in the Pen-And-Ink gang


I didn't even know there was a Pen-And-Ink gang, I thought I was unique

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:01 AM

Most of me is about to take a bath, what a coinky-dink

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:02 AM

Not you, CiG, you can be in the Pen-And-Ink Gang if you want, I imagine there's more than a few inked album covers

DevilWearsPrada Oct 10th, 2008 12:03 AM

most of you? what the fucks the other fraction doing :/

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:04 AM

Being out of the water

Like her head, for example


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