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Zhukov May 2nd, 2010 09:44 AM

I like that I told him he was an idiot with no brain or something, several times, and then as a joke started agreeing with him, and he seemed to forget that I had called him a stupid fuck and I became his best friend.

I like that I pretended that there was a Tasmanian war of independence and he believed me, and that the dumb arguments I made up while pretending to be a terrorist became part of his repertoire.

I like that I jokingly used statements to The Leader such as "cookie cutter version of reality", and then a bit later on Coolie starts to say "cookie cutter" and "version of reality" several times.

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM



:love awesome video games

The Leader May 2nd, 2010 12:56 PM

Why did Coolie suddenly stop posting? Was it because one thread was locked or did Tadao threaten him? :(

Zhukov May 2nd, 2010 01:40 PM

Nah I think we just schooled him too hard :picklehat

The Leader May 2nd, 2010 04:40 PM

I doubt that. He's been doing this for years.:x

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 683537)
I like that I pretended that there was a Tasmanian war of independence and he believed me, and that the dumb arguments I made up while pretending to be a terrorist became part of his repertoire.

Damn - I was really looking forward to that book you were writing, too. :(

:lol

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2010 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 683541)
Why did Coolie suddenly stop posting? Was it because one thread was locked or did Tadao threaten him? :(

He's persistent - I don't think even Tadao will scare him off forever. Which means we have many more tomes of wisdom from internet blogs that we will need to absorb before the world comes to an end.

After I stopped taking everything he said seriously, he actually began to grow on me. Kind of like a sebaceous cyst. :)

elx May 2nd, 2010 08:06 PM

DONT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY ARE HATCHED

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2010 08:45 PM

well now that was obscure. :)

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING

Kitsa May 2nd, 2010 09:32 PM

now you've got me thinking of sebaceous cysts hatching and that's not good. :(

Tadao May 2nd, 2010 10:42 PM

The depression thread didn't evolve into anything and Babs decided to show up and thro insults at Coolie. I locked it for those two reasons. I can easily unlock, HERE WATCH ME DO IT. I expect you to post something worthwhile in there by Tuesday or you'll be banned for being a crybaby. ZHUKOV

elx May 2nd, 2010 11:32 PM

i was watching lovely bones today and i couldnt enjoy it because everytime i looked at the lovely little lady i saw gayface clay aiken >:

THANKS KITSA

Zhukov May 3rd, 2010 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 683572)
The depression thread didn't evolve into anything and Babs decided to show up and thro insults at Coolie. I locked it for those two reasons. I can easily unlock, HERE WATCH ME DO IT. I expect you to post something worthwhile in there by Tuesday or you'll be banned for being a crybaby. ZHUKOV

Yeah, like I'm going to now :rolleyes

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2010 08:01 AM

Seven Force is creeping out girls I know. Can I have him neutralized?

MarioRPG May 3rd, 2010 10:04 AM

Awesome Video Games is the awesomest show.

Colonel Flagg May 3rd, 2010 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 683572)
The depression thread didn't evolve into anything and Babs decided to show up and thro insults at Coolie. I locked it for those two reasons. I can easily unlock, HERE WATCH ME DO IT. I expect you to post something worthwhile in there by Tuesday or you'll be banned for being a crybaby. ZHUKOV


The "depression thread" in a nutshell:

Coolie: "We are in a depression."

Everyone else: "No, we're not."

Tadao May 3rd, 2010 11:24 AM

YOU FAGOTS ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE

Pub Lover May 3rd, 2010 11:47 AM


Zhukov May 3rd, 2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 683613)
YOU FAGOTS ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE

:)

At least you are trying, and at the time of writing I can't think of a reason not to respect that.

Esuohlim May 3rd, 2010 11:11 PM


Kitsa May 4th, 2010 08:30 AM

mugshots :(

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 09:47 AM

so, i've seen few episodes of man vs. food on tv

god damn it what the fuck is wrong with you people

Zhukov May 4th, 2010 09:56 AM

Did I ever tell you guys over and over again how I once ate 30 dim sims in a record amount of time to win $100? Yes?

Fathom Zero May 4th, 2010 11:24 AM

Yum yum dim sim

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 11:43 AM

I was just annoyed by the banal nature of the internet. :lol

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 11:44 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 683741)
I was just annoyed by the banal nature of the internet. :lol

Unrelated to this thread. :eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 11:45 AM

Seriously, you guys are great. :)

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 683754)
I'll give you foamy stuff in your hair for free.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 683756)
Is the hair on your arms natural?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 683771)
Dear Shrub,

Let's plow.

Love, Sam

INFRACTIONS! >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 01:56 PM

Less nattering. >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 01:57 PM

More Picturing!

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 01:57 PM

...picture postering? :confused :dunce

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 01:58 PM

Especially Sam. >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 01:58 PM

It has been too long since I've seen his fine ass. :orgasm

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 01:59 PM

...of a face. >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 01:59 PM

That's right. >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:00 PM

Sam's ass of a face. >: :orgasm >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:01 PM

His very sexy ass of a face. >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:02 PM

That shit comes out of and like dribbles down his chin. :x

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:03 PM

You know you guys want to see that. ;)

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:04 PM

I just made myself nauseous. :(

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:04 PM

...and aroused. :yum

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 683804)
:lol I was going to say something about that but then decided not to be mean.

INFRACTION!

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:08 PM

Have we even seen this guy's face? >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:09 PM

Come on, Dimmy! :)

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:09 PM

Show us your cute blubbercheeks. :)

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:10 PM

We won't pinch them too hard as we tell you how much we want to bone you. ;)

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:10 PM

Okay, the pinching will be hard. >:

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:11 PM

...but so will the boning. :yum

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:11 PM

And so forth...

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:12 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao May 4th, 2010 02:16 PM

:eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:16 PM

:eek

Tadao May 4th, 2010 02:18 PM

What happened to the million eek project?
:eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:19 PM

I briefly had a girlfriend and happiness.
:eek

Tadao May 4th, 2010 02:24 PM

So we have you too ourselves again? I knew those rumors I told her on facebook would work!

:eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:26 PM

They probably helped it last so long.

:eek

Tadao May 4th, 2010 02:32 PM

I told her that you were straight! :eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 02:59 PM

Haha, oh god. No wonder she wanted me to put it there. ew. :eek

Esuohlim May 4th, 2010 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 683819)
I briefly had a girlfriend and happiness.
:eek


:amillioneeks

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:05 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:09 PM

INFRACTION! :eek

Esuohlim May 4th, 2010 03:10 PM

Man vs. Food, by the way, is an American show about the day and life of a typical American

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:11 PM

Are you retarded, Rannyk? :eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:11 PM

Okay, I know you are, but damn son! That wasn't an eek. :eek

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:12 PM

I mean god damn it, it's food porn

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 683828)
:amillioneeks

It isn't that surprising. :eek

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:13 PM

I can feel my arteries clog just by watching that show

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:13 PM

Turns out they home deliver them. :eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:14 PM

But I left the gate open and she got out. :eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 683836)
I can feel my arteries clog just by watching that show

That is the burger you're stuffing in your gob, you fat fuck. :eek

Tadao May 4th, 2010 03:15 PM

Food Network only plays in America, the outsiders don't know about that show.

:eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:18 PM

Dude, you export all your shit. We've all seen what you guys get up to. :eek

Tadao May 4th, 2010 03:25 PM

SPIES!



:eek

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:26 PM

And people wonder why they're fat

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:26 PM

I mean, 4 pound cinnamon rolls!

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:27 PM

:pagebrak

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:28 PM

4 FUCKING POUNDS PEOPLE

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:29 PM

awww, shit :eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 683846)
I mean, 4 pound cinnamon rolls!


RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:30 PM

And what about those fucking table sized pizzas?

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:30 PM

What is this multiple post shit you pulling, Ranny? :eek

Tadao May 4th, 2010 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 683845)
And people wonder why they're fat

No they don't. :rolleyes

:eek

Sam May 4th, 2010 03:31 PM

NO WONDER YOU ARE SO FUCKING FAT, FINLAND

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:32 PM

This poor guy was carrying one of them to a table of redneck family, and they were all just "AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAHHHHH"

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:33 PM

You a monkey? All copying my shit? :eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:34 PM

Stop copying my stupid shit, Ranny. :eek

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:35 PM

and you guys are fucking proud of it :eek

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:37 PM

I mean GOD DAMN, JUST LOOK AT IT


Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:38 PM

:eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:39 PM

:eek .

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:39 PM

:eek ..

Tadao May 4th, 2010 03:39 PM

Not like you HAVE to eat the whole thing by yourself.

:eek

Pub Lover May 4th, 2010 03:40 PM

:eek ...

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:40 PM

and what about this fucking cheese steak challenge?

Esuohlim May 4th, 2010 03:43 PM

FAT

Tadao May 4th, 2010 03:44 PM

Key word is Challenge, not Breakfast.

:eek

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:44 PM

and I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in USA there's a guy who masturbates to this show

Tadao May 4th, 2010 03:45 PM

What the fuck? You wanna police what we can jerk to?

:eek

RaNkeri May 4th, 2010 03:46 PM

AND HE'S ALL NAKED AND SHIT AND RUBS HIMSELF WITH STEAKS


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