Have you ever considered dispensing wisdom in a professional context, for example through a local paper or international news network?

If so, can I do illustrations?

Can you help me get rid of this cough first?

Dear Willie,

does an internet blog count :( cause i thought about doing that before

SURE

i would recommend taking some vitamin c and some hot herbal tea for that!

also drink a bunch of water! and maybe a hot shower or two

WILLIE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION I JUST WANT TO SECOND THE OPINION THAT YOU SHOULD START A PROFESSIONAL WISDOM DISPENSING BLOG I WOULD SUBSCRIBE TO THAT SHIT

Willie, what % of people post online (anything) and think its "private"?

Willie why do people keep posting in the "favorite manga (japanese comic)" thread :(

thank you :) maybe i should look into it!
50% of regular people, 90% of moms
because they dont realize how much it hurts us all to be reminded of something so gruesome :( :( :( why dont you somehow bump a bunch of threads about the 9/11 attacks next you honkeys

Willie,
To beard or not to beard, or maybe shave it off my neck and clean it up.

I think your dog is plotting on you.

I think his wolf blanket is. Tell me, man; did you buy that from a van selling them in a parking lot along with a shitload of motor scooters?

i think you look better cleanshaven tbh :(

dear willie, how could the citizens of imockery allow this thread to die?

DEAR WILLIE,

HOW DID YOU GET SO GOOD AT MONOPOLY?

THAT IS NOT DEAD
WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE
AND WITH STRANGE AEONS
EVEN DEATH MAY DIE

practice and a gypsy's blessing

Willie:

How do we fix the economy?

i'm not sure! i'm thinking history's largest bakesale maybe

dear willie,
i am on some new medicine that makes me crazy and manic, but when i am off it i get fat and lazy. should i keep taking it?

well if it's buggin you maybe talk to your doctor about gettin a lower dosage! or if you dont want to wait try just taking half or 2/3 as much (or half or 2/3 as often might work too depending on how frequently you take em)

Dear Willie,

Why?

Dear Willie:

You're another Maakies fan, do you embrace the Drinky Crow show or did you kill yourself on the 17th because you just couldn't take the charade anymore, goodbye world, Mom and Tony Millionaire, this was your fault

i'm ok with it, i saw a couple episodes on adultswim dot com and they seemed pretty decent

although to be true to the comics they should have had another tiny show running in a strip in the bottom 1/6 of the screen or so