She got 12 stuffed animals for Christmas from well-intentioned relatives and has destroyed 11 of them.

Worth 1000 did a tribute to Farside Comics. Maybe you'll find it in there Kitsa.

http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp...e=5000#entries

those are some awful photoshop jobs.

i'm saying that MY DICK could photoshop a better image using MY ASS instead of photoshop

but MY ASS is an expensive application so i may want to download A CRACK

So true.

Christ Tadao, I already knew you were a jap and a pedophile, but I didn't know you were that bad

???

Crap, That's 4chan :( I SWEAR I WASN'T THERE!

Seriously, a fucking /b/tard? FREAK.

What is a btard?

TADAO DID YOU HAVE LIKE A 4 YEAR HIATUS ON THIS BOARD

it says you joined in 2002, i joined in 2004 and i don't remember seeing you post at all until like a year ago :/

I'm Jixby Phillips Shhhhhh.

So what you are saying is that you know more about 4chan than I do. No wonder your whore girlfriend left you.

:'(

She was hot though. I forget, how did you fuck that up?

I temporarily moved back in with my dad so I could make 500-600 dollars a week rather than barely 250/week and have to spend most of that on gas. Though we had discussed it before I left, she "got new perspectives" on the whole thing and I guess felt as though I had abandoned her.

What I think happened is she fucked somebody else (she had a history of cheating on boyfriends--for Christ's sake I fucked her for a week while she was still dating someone else) and didn't want to be honest about it.

She was certainly hot, though. Great tits, too.

If you posted dirty pics of her you would be justified.

Don't have any, anyway.

I'm pissed off at my toaster.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on light, barely toasted.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on medium, burned.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on light, then on light again (shortest possible setting)...burned.

Strangely enough, it does everything but toast this particular brand of bread really well. It must be the bread. Guess I should be pissed off at the bread.

what kind of bread? i prefer some straight up 100% whole wheat myself :D

This is special 40 calories/slice diet bread that the bf has been getting. I prefer wholegrain oatmeal or wheat bread if given the choice.