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Tadao Nov 1st, 2008 11:36 PM

The Shinning is on.
I'm bummed because I can't get my bone meds anymore and now I have to stop drinking hard booze because I will do that to kill the pain. A miserable drunk is the worst kind of drunk.

Asila Nov 1st, 2008 11:37 PM

Oh wait yes I can, I was getting beaten up for random shit two years ago AWESOME YES I SAID AWESOME

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2008 11:38 PM

I take these things srsly, asila

Asila Nov 1st, 2008 11:39 PM

yay

Asila Nov 1st, 2008 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 591504)
The Shinning is on.
I'm bummed because I can't get my bone meds anymore and now I have to stop drinking hard booze because I will do that to kill the pain. A miserable drunk is the worst kind of drunk.

Wait, what?

Tadao Nov 1st, 2008 11:42 PM

I said "The Shining is on"

Asila Nov 1st, 2008 11:43 PM

I'M WHAT-ING AT THE OTHER PART OF THAT DEAR

Tadao Nov 1st, 2008 11:49 PM

I'M GOING TO BE IN TONS OF PAIN UNTIL LATE JULY IF NOT LONGER

Asila Nov 1st, 2008 11:50 PM

:(

Guitar Woman Nov 2nd, 2008 12:18 AM

I wish I had some spiced rum

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:22 AM

OH I HAVE SOME

IF I HAD MORE I'D OFFER TO SHARE

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 01:10 AM

SO HEY >:

Guitar Woman Nov 2nd, 2008 01:16 AM

hi

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 01:18 AM

OH

HEY

WHAT'S UP

kahljorn Nov 2nd, 2008 03:43 AM

hey tadao isn't it almost opium season in california LO

kahljorn Nov 2nd, 2008 03:44 AM

I'm a married person now :O

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 03:49 AM

I try to stay away from masking the pain. The thing that works the best are NSAIDs. But you can't just take a ton of Aleeve. Those commercials are bullshit. :(

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 03:50 AM

I'm still technically married since 1995 :O

kahljorn Nov 2nd, 2008 03:51 AM

pfft then don't bitch -- nigga

Kitsa Nov 2nd, 2008 06:27 AM

tout de suite but don't worry about it

Aaarg Nov 2nd, 2008 12:54 PM


DevilWearsPrada Nov 2nd, 2008 04:35 PM

tadao would like to have a word with you

Grislygus Nov 3rd, 2008 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 591543)
I'm a married person now :O


CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY

MOTHERFUCKERS GET TO CONGRATULATIN' RIGHT NAW

Dixie Nov 3rd, 2008 02:38 PM

Whaaaaa?

Tadao Nov 3rd, 2008 02:40 PM

If I did it would be false and insulting to his marriage, but I do wish him all the best luck with it.

kahljorn Nov 3rd, 2008 02:49 PM

thanks grizlebees :D

i had a ton of fun and did a lot of drugs !! :D

MattJack Nov 3rd, 2008 03:34 PM

hey sexy lady it was nice to know you, but I got to move on

Colonel Flagg Nov 3rd, 2008 09:56 PM

Happy birth-year to all you new voters out there. I remember being 30 in 1990 - but just barely. :\

Guitar Woman Nov 3rd, 2008 11:11 PM

I just noticed that your signature is taken from the best movie ever made, Flagg

Aaarg Nov 3rd, 2008 11:23 PM

i don't remember that from drop dead fred. . .

Maxilor Nov 3rd, 2008 11:26 PM

What in the hell is goin on in here!? >:

Aaarg Nov 3rd, 2008 11:42 PM

word-for-for retelling of TITUS ANDRONICUS

kahljorn Nov 3rd, 2008 11:50 PM

i really liked the movie with anthony hopkins :(

Aaarg Nov 4th, 2008 12:06 AM

bram stoker's dracula? hated it.

Colonel Flagg Nov 4th, 2008 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 591817)
I just noticed that your signature is taken from the best movie ever made, Flagg

Back when Rick Moranis was actually funny. :lol

RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 10:05 AM



Someyday I'm gonna go and get my kicks on route SNIKTY-SNIKT :(

Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 588625)
England is awesome! :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 588628)
oh. is it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 588629)
Yeah specially falklands :(

:lol

mangeur de chatte Nov 4th, 2008 11:30 AM



One of the best comics ever, indeed :)

ElPila666 Nov 4th, 2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 591867)
:lol

http://s414.photobucket.com/albums/p...nt=Sarah-1.jpg

:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love:love :love:love:love:love


Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 11:53 AM


Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 11:58 AM


ElPila666 Nov 4th, 2008 12:32 PM


liquidstatik Nov 4th, 2008 01:20 PM

..

RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 01:20 PM


:lol

kahljorn Nov 4th, 2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

bram stoker's dracula? hated it.
Titus Adronicus :(

Sam Nov 4th, 2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 591893)

:lol

Is that from the Punisher/Painkiller Jane crossover?

Esuohlim Nov 4th, 2008 02:32 PM

Shrubfest is pretty :(

Tadao Nov 4th, 2008 02:34 PM

Oh no, Milhouse will never talk to her again :(

RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 591909)
Is that from the Punisher/Painkiller Jane crossover?

Yeah

Tadao Nov 4th, 2008 02:51 PM


RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 02:52 PM


liquidstatik Nov 4th, 2008 03:28 PM

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liquidstatik Nov 4th, 2008 03:29 PM

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RaNkeri Nov 4th, 2008 03:38 PM


Maxilor Nov 4th, 2008 03:51 PM


Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 06:12 PM

Happy Birthday, Austin and Brian. ;)

I'm sorry I did not wish you a happy birthday, GW. However, we both knew it wouldn't be. ;)

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2008 08:41 PM

My birthday present was that I got to start chainsmoking

yay

Pub Lover Nov 4th, 2008 09:24 PM

Pictures of you sucking one down, please. :(

pac-man Nov 4th, 2008 09:26 PM

You might want to re-word that Pub.

Kitsa Nov 4th, 2008 09:42 PM

I doubt it.

Asila Nov 4th, 2008 09:42 PM

:lol

Asila Nov 4th, 2008 11:21 PM

Obama won :o

Tadao Nov 4th, 2008 11:27 PM

I'm sure America is a better place because of it :\

Asila Nov 4th, 2008 11:30 PM

SARCASM

Sam Nov 4th, 2008 11:32 PM

ANYONE WHO ANNOUNCES THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF THE UNITED STATES NOW IS OFFICIALLY A RACIST. :(

Tadao Nov 4th, 2008 11:35 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Nov 4th, 2008 11:38 PM

..

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 12:49 AM

lol, McCain's Wikipedia page

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2108/mccainfs3.png

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 12:51 AM

lol :rolleyes

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 01:21 AM

WIKIPEDIA VANDALISM IS FUNNY

RANKERI YOU PUNK SHIT

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:23 AM

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Asila Nov 5th, 2008 01:27 AM

IT AIRED TWICE BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON YOUR TIME ZONE, IT SHOULD COME ON AFTER FUTURAMA

pac-man Nov 5th, 2008 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 592023)
ANYONE WHO ANNOUNCES THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF THE UNITED STATES NOW IS OFFICIALLY A RACIST. :(

I'm leaving.

kahljorn Nov 5th, 2008 02:27 AM

if things get worse im leaving :(

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:28 AM

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pac-man Nov 5th, 2008 02:56 AM

I was debating between watching that with my roommates or going to the bar. Went to the bar. Glad I didn't miss anything.

Fathom Zero Nov 5th, 2008 08:11 AM

dude wtf our president's black and shit.

Dixie Nov 5th, 2008 09:07 AM

My cats ate my lamb kabob.
:(
Bad kitties.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 11:58 AM

I'M IN LOVE, GUYS :(


didn't think I'd ever find anyone worth a shit :(

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 12:22 PM

FUCK YOU GUS

:CRY

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 12:25 PM

Would it make you feel worse if I told you that she was gunning for me at the get-go?

Anyway we'll both probably be miserable once she gets bored of me :(

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 12:34 PM

Wait, is this the same girl from before? I forget what the problem was.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 12:42 PM

Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).

Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them

On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her

But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us :(

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 12:51 PM

Post her picture I want to see her boobs

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 12:57 PM


Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:00 PM

And that's just for you, I'm ripping that shit right off of the internet pretty damned soon

SO SAVE IT NOW, PUB

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:01 PM

who isn't here to see it :(


He's just gonna die when he realizes that he missed it :(

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:12 PM

..

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:13 PM

Ida pm'd it to him, I'm not heartless

isn't she a little old for you to save?

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:14 PM

..

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:14 PM

And now he's joined us anyway, so everything's hunky-dory

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 01:14 PM

Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

ARE HER EYES CROSSED >:

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:15 PM

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RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 01:15 PM

Holy shit, it's Matt Murdock! Run Gus RUN!

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 592158)
Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

She's a jew and thought it would be funny

She's the star swimmer on her team, loves Iron Maiden and laughs at horror movies with me

I don't wanna like someone this much :(

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 01:17 PM

She is cute. I like the whole 'lack of face' in a woman. ;)

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:22 PM

At least I showed you more than Esuohlim did of his megacrush



Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone. :(

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 01:26 PM

I can still see it :/

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 01:27 PM

Could you replace that red x with a sketch of the photograph? With Hitchcock standing behind her with his hand on her shoulder? All paternal like.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:28 PM

Actually, I like the sound of that


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