I'll go see it, I might even enjoy it.

I'd trust Spike Jonze with my first-born, so yes.

Spike Jonez is my first born.

I just brought back my Fu Manchu. I look like such a Mexican.

:( You can all learn something from my mistake.

If you, say, have a bucket you collect dog poop in to throw away at the end of the week when the trash is picked up....if you have such a bucket, and it's full of dogshit....don't leave it out in the rain. And then a day's worth of unseasonably hot sun.

I just had to deal with a bucket brimming with warm dogshit soup :(

I'm going to hose out the bucket and drill some holes in the bottom of it this weekend. Learned my lesson :(


How come the shit stuff always happens to me?

Shit loves you and you love shit

Have you also got ten years younger?

I wish!

i made 13 bucks tutoring today :)

the best thing about tutoring is that i learn a toooon about whatever im tutoring. I pretty much know how to tutor every kind of logic at school

I always had bad luck with tutoring. Especially when it came to the bf and math. I'd try to show him how to choose an equation or something, and he'd be like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you do it.

I took the dog out for a 15 min walk so we could both say we got exercise today. We've got this guy who moved in with his mom 2 doors down. The guy is middle-aged and has a loud burgundy chopper my bf calls the "Fartcopter". It does sound like an exact cross between a helicopter and a loud, blatting fart. It's pretty obnoxious, especially at night.

Anyway, the dog was doing well until we heard the roar of the Fartcopter, and then she started bucking and trying to run. It was a bad 50 feet or so getting her back to the house, and she ran into the crate and waited for me to shut the door. Apparently the Fartcopter is terrifying.

Cesar would say that the dog is reacting to your reaction to the motorcycle.

My reaction to the motorcycle would be a middle finger if I wasn't in such a fucking defective body that I'm sure would lose a fight. I'm not enamoured of the guy.

I only believe half of what Cesar says anyways.

He seems like a genuinely good guy, though.

Yeah, he really is in tune with what a dog needs. But I'm not the guy who thinks animals can feel your feelings the way he says. I don't think he really believes it too. But he sells it to some degree. Maybe because it helps people project what the want onto the dog.

I just figured out today my dog will eat carrots.

I've been giving her baby carrots as treats. She really does think she's a horse.

I tried to get mine to eat lettuce. He'll eat veggies, just not lettuce.

They say that most veggies except for onions, broccoli and garlic are okay.

I have heard rumor that avocado is not that good for animals too. I bet the mango people spread that rumor.

I know avocado is supposed to be a latex cross-allergen. But it never gave me a problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avocado...ity_to_animals

yeah I guess it's not the meat of the avocado but everything else.

i was making a reference to the old ezboard days when there actually was such a board, but ezboard shut it down cause they don't allow porno :(

the best thing about tutoring isn't learning a ton about whatever you're tutoring, it's letting everyone online know you did.

Of course not - it also can't play GBA games.

Don't get all jealous cause you're a dumbass, chojin. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SUBPAR INTELLIGENCE.