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Colonel Flagg Jul 1st, 2009 11:40 AM

Governor Mark Sanford
 
This may be beating a dead horse, but when I saw this quotation (from the SC State Senate Majority Leader, no less) I had to wonder:

COLUMBIA (CNN) Six more Republicans in the South Carolina Senate are calling on Mark Sanford to resign, including Majority Leader Harvey Peeler. […] Peeler told CNN that Sanford "has lost his ability to lead, and I'm afraid he has lost his ability to function as a man."

How would he know that last bit, exactly? Have the two of them been meeting surreptitiously in men's rooms lately, à la Larry "I am not gay!" Craig?

Inquiring minds want to know, dammit.

Dimnos Jul 1st, 2009 11:45 AM

Do they really want to know? I mean really?

MattJack Jul 2nd, 2009 05:22 PM

Man that woman from Argentina must of had some serious moves.

Evil Robot Jul 3rd, 2009 12:34 AM

Most southerners are gay.

MattJack Jul 3rd, 2009 02:59 PM

fuc* you guido

Dimnos Jul 4th, 2009 07:30 PM

Don't sweat it. He is just projecting.

ZeldaQueen Jul 4th, 2009 08:18 PM

I think he functioned quite well as a man. That was the problem.

Colonel Flagg Jul 4th, 2009 09:58 PM

How do you know, ZQ? :hypno

ZeldaQueen Jul 5th, 2009 07:34 PM

Well I judged it on the fact that he was apparently horny enough to try to sneak over to Argentina without anyone noticing (I'm just going one continent over! No one will ever find out...)

Dimnos Jul 6th, 2009 12:22 PM

So... If you were a man and were gong to cheat, how would you pull it off ZQ?

Colonel Flagg Jul 6th, 2009 12:27 PM

Research?

Dimnos Jul 6th, 2009 01:18 PM

Maybe if its good. :lol

ZeldaQueen Jul 8th, 2009 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 636576)
So... If you were a man and were gong to cheat, how would you pull it off ZQ?

Veeeery carefully... :orgasm

Tadao Jul 8th, 2009 06:36 PM

:lol ZQ's hormones are acting up.

Colonel Flagg Jul 8th, 2009 09:13 PM

You mean she's legal? :eek

Colonel Flagg Jul 8th, 2009 09:14 PM

I mean, in a state other than West Virginia.

Tadao Jul 8th, 2009 09:20 PM

Barely Legal

Colonel Flagg Jul 8th, 2009 10:06 PM

Have at it then! :rock

EDIT: I mean her, of course.

Tadao Jul 8th, 2009 10:21 PM

No way, I wouldn't damage ZQ like that. It's not ZQ btw. Some of you might remember dirtyxblonde, she's chill.

Colonel Flagg Jul 9th, 2009 05:36 AM

Yes, she had a couple of historic posts bBCF. :orgasm

ZeldaQueen Jul 10th, 2009 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 637090)
No way, I wouldn't damage ZQ like that.

Aw, thanks. :)

I doubt I'd cheat really. In real life I'm sort of shy, depending on what day it is.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2009 12:53 AM

It's ok to cheat if it's in Argentina.

Dimnos Jul 10th, 2009 10:18 AM

Anywhere in Latin America really.

Colonel Flagg Jul 10th, 2009 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 637297)
In real life I'm sort of shy, depending on what day it is.

How about today?

ZeldaQueen Jul 11th, 2009 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 637342)
How about today?

Bit bolder, as I just was outside running around. If I've just been active, eaten, or am tired, I tend to be crazy(er)


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