APRIL ham >:

Lamb > Ham


Why can't the whole pig be bacon? :(

Because then we wouldn't have sausages and hams.

Duck Sausages > Pig Sausages


And ham is ick.

If only bacon wasn't so tasty I'd do away with Pigs altogether.

Maybe trotters. :x

lol at april ham :(
i seriously have a lame sense of humor

Why are you all talkin about ham? thats a little odd.

:meat

I don't think we needed a close up of that face :/

I was going to shrink it down, but then I decided I wasn't going to post it at all. ;(

Which reminds me...


Is there some recipe for ham that can make it less bland & horrible?

Without pineapples if possible. :x

Noob3 says I crossed the line with my cheesy fight time with Lenor.

I am sorry if I've upset you, Lenor. :(

in america we pay for doctors so i will die very slowly

*PICTURE OF KAHLJORN IN A DRESS*

This is why I never used to delete stuff. :(

try scoring the skin in a checkerboard pattern and barbecuing it over charcoal or on a gas grill

although i've never tried that with a full-size ham, so you may need to cook it really slow

take the ham & put it on 2 slices of sara lee whole wheat white it looks like white bread but it's whole wheat

add cheese

& mustard

it should be 1 delicious sandwich, get back to me!

barbecued ham is even better in a sandwich yo

for serious

I'll try & remember that when I stop being vegan & I've run out of bacon. :)

hey anything barbequed taste good anyways

like the cheapest, gnarliest of hot dog weeniers some how become the best food in the world when charcoaled :)

amen dude

Noob3: ur a vegean :(
Pub Lover: Yeah, crazy I know.
Noob3: ALL I EAT IS MEAT
Pub Lover: Yeah. Meat is cool. But I just hate animals too much for me to know that I'm justifying their existance.
Noob3: u justify thier existance by thinking about how cute they are
Pub Lover: I don't eat cute animals.
Pub Lover: Puppies, kitties, small apes... Not in my belly, buddy!
Noob3: cows
Noob3: cows are cute
Pub Lover: Cows are not cute. I have worked with cows. Cows are big, stinky, slimy & mean.
Noob3: maybe because you artifically inseminating them :lol
Pub Lover: That too. But even without that they are not cute. They poop on themselves & you have to clean it up. They get sick & vomit all over you & you have to clean it up. They get scared and trample your friends & your friends have to spend a month in hospital & you have to clean up all the blood. If I wanted that sort of thing, I'd get married & have stink babies.
Noob3: eww
Noob3: it makes me want a steak
Pub Lover: Yeah, steak is good. But not good enough. I want to kill all the cows. One super big barbecue & then no more stupid cows.

you had a picture of me in a dress saved on your computer? >:

I used to. :(

Then I decided having all that sort of thing saved was horrible.

It was having a picture of Seven Force's penis that made me stop the habit.

WHAT