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Aaarg Mar 7th, 2009 03:04 AM

Crime dog Scruff McGruff punched in the face in DC.
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29478509/

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 7th, 2009 04:54 AM

Seriously? What a dumb fuck.

WhiteRat Mar 7th, 2009 11:27 AM

The collapse of civilization as we know it is inevitable.

pac-man Mar 7th, 2009 11:28 AM

I thought McGruff was from Chicago, IL 60652.

pac-man Mar 7th, 2009 11:32 AM

At least that's where he gets his mail. :\

Aaarg Mar 7th, 2009 02:34 PM

Maybe he was coming to visit Obama.

Aaarg Mar 7th, 2009 02:35 PM

Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows Chicago's zip code because of those damn commercials.

Tadao Mar 7th, 2009 02:48 PM

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO SNITCHES!

pac-man Mar 7th, 2009 03:27 PM

If you're gonna hit a mascot for laughs you should have someone record it.

ZeldaQueen Mar 7th, 2009 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 617942)
Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows Chicago's zip code because of those damn commercials.

You too? I still remember that!

And how in the world did that man think that hitting a mascot would be "funny"?

pac-man Mar 7th, 2009 11:42 PM

Scruff was the nephew, btw.

Aaarg Mar 8th, 2009 12:30 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2009 05:17 AM

Member how they added the zip code extension after a while and it became less memorable?

ZeldaQueen Mar 8th, 2009 01:07 PM

Never heard that. I just remember "Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652. Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652. And you can help take a bite out of crime!"

darkvare Mar 8th, 2009 06:31 PM

lol there's this mascot called dr. simi it's the mascot of a pharmacie franchise and for some reason people made it a sport to beat the shit out of this poor guys
luckly some one was filming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhX5deXZDNU

McClain Mar 9th, 2009 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 618126)
lol there's this mascot called dr. simi it's the mascot of a pharmacie franchise and for some reason people made it a sport to beat the shit out of this poor guys
luckly some one was filming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhX5deXZDNU

I so want that to be real.

kahljorn Mar 9th, 2009 03:59 PM

i dont get why you'd punch something and then drive off all fast if i twas for comedic purposes ;\

ZeldaQueen Mar 9th, 2009 06:00 PM

Right. I'd be too tempted to stand around and watch what happened.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 9th, 2009 10:13 PM

Maybe he was listening to the Benny Hill theme song on his mp3 player.

pac-man Mar 9th, 2009 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 618371)
Maybe he was listening to the Benny Hill theme song on his mp3 player.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

ZeldaQueen Mar 9th, 2009 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 618371)
Maybe he was listening to the Benny Hill theme song on his mp3 player.

:lol Nice one.

Evil Robot Mar 10th, 2009 05:29 PM

Is it me or did that article not make sense? The first four sentences didn't seem to mean anything and the last sentence was just flat out bizzare.

Zomboid Mar 10th, 2009 09:37 PM

Yeah, some of that shit didn't make any sense to me, either. I figured it was American stuff :(

Aaarg Mar 11th, 2009 04:39 AM

Chic-fil-a is a fast food place, Fredericksburg is a Virginia city, and A-Rod is a baseball player or someshit. I don't know.

pac-man Mar 11th, 2009 04:47 AM

Racing Presidents


Chick-Fil-A Cow


Screech the Eagle


And A-Rod's cousin hooked him up with 'roids.

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 04:50 AM

sorry msnbc we don't keep up on popular retards who get paid to be furries

pac-man Mar 11th, 2009 04:56 AM

I like sports and fast food :(

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 05:00 AM

:(

pac-man Mar 11th, 2009 05:04 AM

Yeah... probably gonna die single and bloated. :tear

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 05:06 AM

yeah like i'm not :rolleyes

pac-man Mar 11th, 2009 05:14 AM

At least we're not furries ;)

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 05:33 AM

true

ZeldaQueen Mar 11th, 2009 09:47 AM

I only know about Chic-fil-a because I knew a girl in high school who worked as the cow.

I know zippo on the rest. :\

Aaarg Mar 11th, 2009 09:56 AM

I did not know about the Racing Presidents.

I figured that was some sort of reference to Obama since all the DC news ever discusses is Obama. They spend a weekend explaining that he was moving into town early so his kids could start school, where they were going to school, and what hotel the family was staying at until they could move into the White House. I don't know, I figured maybe Obama had admitted to being the only black Nascar fan or something.

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 07:31 PM


"maybe someone's punchin' out costumed mascots"

Aaarg Mar 11th, 2009 08:11 PM

the inkblot on his mask should resemble smokey the bear in that one.

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 09:03 PM

well maybe i'll 'shop it in later

ZeldaQueen Mar 11th, 2009 09:11 PM

The sad thing is that as a Pittsburgher, Racing Presidents is totally foreign but Racing Pierogis is totally normal. :\

Aaarg Mar 12th, 2009 03:58 AM

pittsburgh, eh? ever been to laurel caverns?

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 04:02 AM

The Milwaukee Brewers have racing hot dogs, which I believe are the original "racing" mascots.

ZeldaQueen Mar 12th, 2009 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 618975)
pittsburgh, eh? ever been to laurel caverns?

Probably when I was younger. Or was the Indian Echo Caverns? :\

Nope, I don't think I have. :(

Evil Robot Mar 14th, 2009 06:32 PM

Hemroids?


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