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I mentioned testicular anxiety recently here and in normal conversational flow of IN REAL LIFE FEMALE FRIENDS (on AIM), but the "balls in the mouth" thing is something I avoid.
It's a common cultural thing to talking about having one's balls in someone else's mouth, whether for denigration or unity or whatever. Having had my balls in the mouth of someone in whom I could, at the time, place my highest level of trust, I can say that for me it was absolutely horrifying. I had to play it off as if I were enjoying the experience, because that's just common courtesy, but in my mind I was cowering as I had never cowered in any of my frequent brushes with death. Maybe this should be the subject of psychological research into what personality types can enjoy and pursue having one's balls in someone's mouth, but I simply lack the ability to trust any human being with the kind of power that comes with having my testicles near their molars and the powerful jaw muscles from which they derive their utility. |
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And YES I'm asking seriously, it's rather fascinating. |
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That'd be an awesome theory and counter-point except the whole thing was predicated on my attempting humor through some gentle ribbing (as is the norm from these forums that I have picked up). I think what followed was unfair and uncalled for since I did attempt to further and add to the conversation by putting forth my opinions regarding the discussions of theology and philosophy (in that I'd rather hear someone's own thoughts and words [not necessarily wholly original] than verbatim quotes of others). Apparantly though you were so fixated on proving me "a retard" that you took it to such a personal level. I know rule #1 on these forums is to not take anything personally, but I guess I have a hard time doing that seeing as how I come here to enjoy myself and hopefully partake in conversations that are either zany or intelligent. Failing that, and if abuse is more the norm than gentle ribbing, then there's no real reason my being here. Have fun guys. |
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I actually live across the street from a K Market. All they have is Pirkka. My life is hard.
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I've had my balls sucked on and it hurts me. My balls are way to sensitive.
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That's what happens when you try to make a vacuum love you.
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I just had the most embarrassing argument with someone half my age.
While I was drunk. That's a freepass right? Being drunk? He didn't seem to get any of my jokes either, so maybe they were too esoteric for general internet use. Also, he kept complaining that I was talking too long to reply, even after I mentioned being drunk. Does he think he's the only thing on the internet worth paying attention to? Fartin does that too, but I've learned to actually pay attention to him as he sincerely thinks I'm the best thing the internet ever shat out. |
How much did you have? >:
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Haha were you talking to RANKERI? :rolleyes
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guys i cant believe nobody celebrated page 1500
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We're trying to have a serious conversation here, Milhouse :posh
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Plus he seemed to think my IM avatar of a person crying meant I was somehow the person crying.
I also have one with Sarah Michelle Geller, that doesn't mean I'm the Slayer. He tried to claim two Buffy character names as his own, & also didn't know who Lex Luthor was. Then he suggested that I prove I was as smart as him by telling him the 18th diget of Pi. Who calculates Pi in their head? I'd think he'd be mocking me, but his spelling & grammar were on a par with my own IM garbage. |
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So if you guys had an I-mockery user blog :lol :lol
What would you post? :lol |
 Dear I-Mockery Multi-Colored Loose Leaf Paper, it just doesn't feel right |
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I was referring to the amount of drinks you've consumed to get yourself drunk :rolleyes
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Although you're clearly sober enough to write :lol
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It's funny because I have diabetes, folks :rolleyes
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Sports forum All-Star :rolleyes
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It's what happens all the time now. |
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Especially of equal or greater quality to anything I see you post, Cockshire. |
But someone has to be here to fill up the bullshit filter :x
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Do I ever do that? Just outright say why I find it hard to reply to a post? Normally I either ignore it, or leave it for later & consideration. Rankeri, you do not ever post anything of which I have taken note. You can say anything you like about the things I post, I've probably said it first, but there are people that occasionally say nice things about me, even if it is laced with enough irony to kill a horse. When does that happen for you? To reiterate my premise: You suck. |
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this forum desperately needs a emotiocon with sunglasses because that was pretty cool
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 this will do also, I hope milhouse reads my doug reference before the page break >: |
Damn Pub, you got it all wrong :<
I don't know how clear was it for you, but I was referring to myself as the one who has to be here to take care of the bullshit filter |
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Having fifty pounds of rice in a sack in my kitchen isn't weird. >:
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I don't hate you. :(
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Jesus fucking christ Rankeri, stop using so many god rolling eyes emoticons. If I had a hemorrhoid for every time you used that emoticon my prolapsed anus would stretch several city blocks.
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i didn't even notice him getting abused, but one less oversensitive idiot is always good
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i was talking about that guy whose name i don't remember
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My daughter has pulled all of her large stuffed animals into the living room, arranged them into formation, and is currently laying out on them and watching Scrubs.
I KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT IT'S CUTE AS HELL. Chojin: Pandajuice? |
Scrubs contains sexual imagery and allusions to using drug paraphernalia
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I bet he sticks around but doesn't say anything? Is there purgatory on the internet?
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Admittedly, I don't post in the "chat" thread very often, but to post just to say "b'bye everybody, thanks for sharing and caring" really is lame. |
I wondered why it suddenly became so empty and then I realized: It's friday night. BUGGER ALL
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Human evolution is remarkably skilled at preserving the species. From a biological standpoint, a male whose testicular utility is compromised no longer serves a worthwhile function for the species. Because of this, males are endowed with the gift of a very unique sense of pain that teaches us very early in life to protect the organs that embody our evolutionary raison d'être. It's not even the degree of pain involved, and the whole testicles=manliness thing never enters the argument. Testicular pain is just unique in how the brain processes it, and you should be thankful that you were born in such a way that you will never experience it. It's not unlikely that you'll experience, in terms of raw magnitude, an equal or worse pain than what most men experience from scrotal misadventures. You've had a child--this affirms as much. Let me put it into perspective. Imagine the flick of your index finger made by springing it off your thumb. Now, apply that to the male testes. To flick a male right on one of their testicles will induce severe pain, but not actually "extreme" and it will probably dissipate fairly quickly despite testicular pain lasting a notoriously long time. Now, imagine cutting off his penis. To do so would cause, by all means, EXTREME pain that will linger for an extremely long time and would carry with it extreme psychological ramifications inso far as the male would thenceforth be incapable of an orgasm and he would have to identify as being eternally emasculated by the most literal of senses. Alright. Now, this works for me, but I assume it works for a lot of guys. I'm in a bizarre hypothetical situation where I have to choose between merely flicking my testicle with my own finger or cutting off my own penis by an act of my own effort. Obviously, I'd flick myself in the ball. No issue whatsoever. However, let's pretend that the universe was split into multiverses, one where I had to cut off my penis and one where I'd flick myself in the ball. Obviously, the penis thing would suck a LOT more. But honestly, especially in proportion to the respective consequences: After having gone through a long mental tribulation period where I have to come to terms with what's about to happen, the way the mind is wired would make it harder for me to make an instantaneous flick than to begin to cut off my penis. Obviously, TOTALLY irrational. But that's how we're wired. That's what I think about when my testicles are in someone's mouth. |
Seth, you remind me of my cousin Jarrod: full of ancient wisdom.
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http://wearscience.com/design/hugger/
Does anyone else want one of these shirts as badly as I do? The robot one is best. |
I know that I can make some kind of rational and intelligent comment about the nature of a man protecting his testicles versus a woman giving birth and the various pains associated with both, because as you've said I've done the childbirth thing. From what I've heard--and you've just said this yourself--a man in pain because of some real or imagined damage done to his scrotum is pure and heart stopping pain. Pushing a child out of your body certainly hurts, but it's almost a triumphant pain, a pain that your mind can accept. A man who has been injured in that area in some manner simply wants nothing more than to protect it immediately, yeah? And so a man who has allowed someone else to place their mouth around the tenderest and least protected part of them has opened themselves up to possible harm, and thus their instinct is to protect it rather than think of it as an enjoyable sensation?
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I think that shows a lot of trust. Or maybe irresponsible lust. Badum-tisch.
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pandajucie shoyulda posted porn or something
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OH NO TERRA
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El Douche is 20 years old! He has had 11 posts since registering March 16th, 2007 His most famous post about his screename Quote:
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Gadzooks: Have you considered the idea that you've too much time on your hands?
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That brings back memories of very deep confusion when I misread that picture post as "Sacks" upon its first time around.
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That probably applies to all of us.
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there is a birthday button and a search function, its not that hard
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Integrity forces me to bring up the issue of "I-Mockery" perspective: I did, quite recently, just type a 400+-word missive about interplay of biology, evolution, and psychology that was rather un-ironically concluded with an assertion that such things enter my head when a girl is massaging my gonads with her tongue. "Too much time" is something that one should not use against one's enemies, lest it be used against themselves in due turn. |
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And all that coming from the guy who at least has AIM chats, THIS IS ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW. |
Yeah, about those AIM chats.
I think I mentioned here that SHE STARTED IT when it came to talking about testicles, or something. I don't remember and I won't look it up. Since it was so very relevant, I posted a copy and paste job of the statement I made originally expressing how horrific I find ball-sucking. It was in an odd period where she was getting ready to leave work and I was making myself late to work. I kept reminding myself to put the whole thing in quotes so that it would obviously have been taken as coming from a different context, and my authorship could be contested from her perspective. I forgot to put it in quotes, then I had to leave immediately before she could respond. At work, I realized that without the quotation marks, it probably came off as "Hey, I know this might seem random right now, but if it ever comes up I'm really not the kind of guy who likes getting his balls sucked. Just a little 'FYI', take it as you will." Which, I guess I can live with that. |
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But my point was that, whether or not you talk about ball-sucking or the exact english translation of the complete works of Proust, at least you have conversations that don't completely rely on people hanging around I-mock all day. |
so my parents are getting a divorce!
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And Jesus Pub, check your ICQ once in a freaking while |
I'm not surprised, honestly. I'm glad I'm moving out in the fall, I wouldn't want to choose between the two of them for living arrangements as I don't like either of them very much.
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I love thunderstorms, assuming that my power doesn't go out.
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Haha GW, your parents hate each other and it's all because of you. Way to go ZBF
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That's funny cause pub has been chatting with me on MSN
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