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Fathom Zero Oct 28th, 2010 04:48 PM

i woulda too

Kitsa Oct 28th, 2010 09:21 PM

Tonight's "beggar's night", as they call it here (and I hate that, it makes my fucking teeth hurt just to say it), was a total disappointment. My parents on one end of the subdivision got 16 kids and we got 3. Only one of the slew of the neighbor kids came, even.

Gee, good thing I put together all those bags with candy and spider rings and Big Boy coupons :(

Pub Lover Oct 28th, 2010 10:00 PM


Ex Leper Oct 29th, 2010 12:31 AM

Has eveybody welcomed our newest member Free PornHub ?

MLE Oct 29th, 2010 12:36 AM

I'll make sure to welcome him when I see his first post. I hope no one beats me to it!

Dimnos Oct 29th, 2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 702346)
Tonight's "beggar's night", as they call it here (and I hate that, it makes my fucking teeth hurt just to say it), was a total disappointment. My parents on one end of the subdivision got 16 kids and we got 3. Only one of the slew of the neighbor kids came, even.

Gee, good thing I put together all those bags with candy and spider rings and Big Boy coupons :(

What is this? Some sort of pre-Halloween for the kids of parents to scared to let their kids out on Halloween?

Fathom Zero Oct 29th, 2010 01:03 PM

Blazin' it up on halloweeeeeeeed

Colonel Flagg Oct 29th, 2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex Leper (Post 702358)
Has eveybody welcomed our newest member Free PornHub ?

Awww. Banned already. :(

Fathom Zero Oct 29th, 2010 01:40 PM

Ahhh, Chojin, you douche.

Infractitizing me for no reason.

Babs Oct 29th, 2010 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 702346)
Tonight's "beggar's night", as they call it here (and I hate that, it makes my fucking teeth hurt just to say it), was a total disappointment. My parents on one end of the subdivision got 16 kids and we got 3. Only one of the slew of the neighbor kids came, even.

Gee, good thing I put together all those bags with candy and spider rings and Big Boy coupons :(

:lol The big boy coupons, I almost forgot all about those. My neighborhood was completely dead, nothing like it used to be.

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2010 04:28 PM

Yes, Beggar's Night is a stupid Ohio phenomenon. I fucking hate that name. It's usually the Thursday before Halloween, but sometimes it's the Saturday. I think it's their way of keeping little kids out of the way of asshole teenagers and nefarious types on Halloween proper.

I ended up giving the 13 year old kid next door like 10 bags of candy, and there are a good 15 left. I was so disappointed.

We live near a retirement village filled with cranky old people who hate kids. One end of our street is young grandparents (40s and 50s) who are into it, and the other end is full of po' folks who are into it but only for the taking part, not the giving. So all in all there weren't that many houses giving out treats.

Still, the baby got a pretty good haul for a baby. And we were telling people we didn't need candy.


Dimnos Oct 29th, 2010 04:37 PM

Dare I ask what big boy coupons are?

The Leader Oct 29th, 2010 04:58 PM

Coupons to Big Boy.

Dimnos Oct 29th, 2010 05:09 PM

They still have those up there?

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2010 05:10 PM

You buy a strip of 8 big boy coupons for $1. Each coupon is good for one free kid's meal and they print the menu on the back so you can see what you want to redeem the coupon for. It's not a bad deal, although a kid might think you're ripping them off if you don't also give them candy.

Dimnos Oct 29th, 2010 05:13 PM

$1 for 8 kids meals? :eek

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2010 06:08 PM

Yeah. I have the feeling they're banking on the adults' entrees.

Dimnos Oct 29th, 2010 06:23 PM

I would just eat two kids meals and have lunch for four days on $1. :lol

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2010 06:24 PM

10 and under, says so on the coupon :)

Dimnos Oct 29th, 2010 06:31 PM

What about my two sick kids back at the house?! >:

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2010 07:41 PM

dine in only :(

MLE Oct 29th, 2010 09:12 PM

:<

Kitsa Oct 29th, 2010 10:10 PM

They do it for Valentine's Day, too.

Guitar Woman Oct 29th, 2010 10:44 PM

The Girl in the Fireplace almost made me cry. :(

Pub Lover Oct 30th, 2010 01:22 AM

Yeah, I cry whenever the Doctor gets mindraped by French whores.

Pub Lover Oct 30th, 2010 01:23 AM

:pagebrak

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2010 08:37 AM

I MADE AN HONEST EFFORT TO GET INTO CLASSIC DOCTOR WHO BUT I WAS BOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDD >:

Watched like 15 full serials, and three of them were arguably the best of the entire series (Robots of Death, Genesis of the Daleks, City of Death) and I was fucking climbing the walls

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2010 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 702430)
They still have those up there?

Big Boy is OFF THE CHAIN, brah. My dad dated the daughter of the franchise owners, no foolin'! I could've been born fucking rich if he didn't go off and fuck my mom instead >: >:

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2010 10:36 AM

My favorite old Whos are probably The Mind Robber, Tomb of the Cybermen, and Genesis of the Daleks. But yeah, I think a lot of the oldies are insufferably dull, mostly because the stories for every serial could be told in about half the time they all take (although to be fair, I've only seen about 6, and most of them were the first and second Doctors so that might be early installment weirdness). It helps if you watch them stoned. Even then, there are a lot of points where I thought, "Goddamn, just get on with it;" The Cybermat deploying scene from Tomb is the first example that springs to my mind, they spend something like ten cocking minutes turning a bunch of robot lobsters on.

New Who is pretty excellent all around, especially after it broke free of the "cable-access production quality" feel that the 9th Doctor's episodes had. Steven Moffat is an insane genius and Karen Gillan is more or less the cutest person on TV.

Fathom Zero Oct 30th, 2010 12:20 PM

I have to go scrape dead flesh off my teeth this morning.

Fathom Zero Oct 30th, 2010 01:36 PM

just wanted you guys to know you make this the best place on the internet kthnx <3

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 30th, 2010 01:39 PM

Is anyone doing anything for Halloween tonight?

Tadao Oct 30th, 2010 01:55 PM

Make a thread asking if they are!

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2010 05:29 PM

I'm headed to a costume party in about half an hour. My green makeup keeps coming off and it's pissing me off, I don't know how I'm supposed to party adequately when I keep forgetting I'm green and scratching it off my nose.

Ex Leper Oct 30th, 2010 07:32 PM

Just discovered the musical greatness that is Root Boy Slim.


kahljorn Oct 30th, 2010 10:37 PM

im goin to a prty!!!!

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2010 10:51 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2010 10:52 PM

It's my finished costume!

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2010 10:52 PM

Note: may or may not actually be Guitar Woman

MLE Oct 30th, 2010 11:12 PM

Oh.

Fathom Zero Oct 31st, 2010 01:17 AM

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDACHRISSSSSSSSSSST

Kitsa Oct 31st, 2010 08:37 AM

I'm still trying to get the green off me. That shit sinks into your PORES.

RaNkeri Oct 31st, 2010 08:53 AM

'sup bitches

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 31st, 2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 702547)

Downloading

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 702556)
'sup bitches

FUCK YEAH!

MLE Oct 31st, 2010 02:19 PM

I noticed that, excluding the people I consciously pay attention to on these boards, my instinctual reaction to people are completely based on their avatars. Keep this in mind when you change your avatar to something really similar to someone else's (who sucks a lot).

Also, I don't think I'd ever say "fuck yeah" to anything rankeri posts.

The Leader Oct 31st, 2010 02:56 PM

Not even miami vice?

RaNkeri Oct 31st, 2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 702565)
I noticed that, excluding the people I consciously pay attention to on these boards, my instinctual reaction to people are completely based on their avatars. Keep this in mind when you change your avatar to something really similar to someone else's (who sucks a lot).

Also, I don't think I'd ever say "fuck yeah" to anything rankeri posts.

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 05:00 PM


Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 702478)
I MADE AN HONEST EFFORT TO GET INTO CLASSIC DOCTOR WHO BUT I WAS BOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDD >:

Your nerd juice is weak. :blah

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 05:03 PM

Also! Don't watch old british tv, oh god, it is all just awful. :x

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 05:03 PM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Oct 31st, 2010 05:06 PM

New British TV can be good, tho

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 702485)
But yeah, I think a lot of the oldies are insufferably dull, mostly because the stories for every serial could be told in about half the time they all take (although to be fair, I've only seen about 6, and most of them were the first and second Doctors so that might be early installment weirdness).

I've been watching the First Doctor this week. I tried to watch something modern & everything was so fucking fast I had to stop it to figure out what was happening. :dunce

Ex Leper Oct 31st, 2010 05:38 PM

Happy Ice Day Everyone!


Kitsa Oct 31st, 2010 06:08 PM

Fuck that, I love old british TV.

Well, I love some of it.

Fathom Zero Oct 31st, 2010 06:12 PM

It's usually really bad and doesn't date well. But then what does? Eh.

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 702587)
Fuck that, I love old british TV.

Well, I love some of it.

When my explanation of why I like something involves the phrases "If you look at it in context..." or "For it's time..."; then I'm just going to back down and say it is bad. :(

I rate the Marx Brothers as having produced some of the best films ever. They are still b-movies and difficult for a lot of people to watch.

I had to take classes to understand what the hell was going on in Shakespeare's plays. I imagine it is much the same deal.

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 06:25 PM

Did the Chaplin Time Traveller story hit the folks in this corner of the web? I liked that.

Fathom Zero Oct 31st, 2010 06:32 PM



:lol

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2010 06:38 PM

That's probably more the fault of the language evolving than the work itself, Pub

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2010 06:41 PM

Or you're stupid. I mean, it's ostensibly still english, and you can kinda guess what all the archaic words mean via context.

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2010 06:44 PM

Macbeth is the most awesome thing he wrote.

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 06:44 PM

I was the swotty kid that knew what it all meant and was smarmy when anyone else didn't know. :x

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 06:45 PM

I like to say things that endear me to the dullards around me. :)

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 06:46 PM

Whoops! Broke character! :eek

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 702595)
Or you're stupid.

I'LL GIVE YOU FOUR INCHES OF STUPID IN YOUR ASS, BOYO! >: :yum :orgasm

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 06:47 PM

There we go. Small dick/homosexual comments to the rescue. The gay is saved. :eek

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2010 06:49 PM

Someone explain Dungeons and Dragons to me, briefly.

I think I understand the basic idea, a more free-form version of a board game that massive nerds utilize as a vehicle for storytelling, but I've not really grasped why it's a big deal. Then again, the furthest I've gotten in tabletop gaming is collectible card games. YuGiOh, specifically, which I played because my attention span didn't allow for productive games of Magic. Also, every single Magic game I ever played was completely one-sided, in which I'd manage to get three land cards and one monster out on the field before being utterly and embarrassingly annihilated.

Since I'm a massive fag and something of an emo I'd consider trying my hand at a game of Vampire: The Masquerade if the Old World of Darkness stuff wasn't out of print, if only to troll people by being a fishmalk or inciting fisticuffs inside fatally-enforced neutral zones.

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 07:03 PM

Never played. I've tried card games and tabletop miniatures. I always get beaten by those lucky chaps that have the time and inclination to learn a billion game rules from a thick tome they always carry but never open. I think it is about hanging with your friends and never quite getting to the circle jerk over the beautiful lady that is totally into you that your party just saved from a dragon.


I envy them so much. :(

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2010 07:04 PM

I liked this story just from the first page: http://emcarroll.com/comics/faceallred/01.html

Fathom Zero Oct 31st, 2010 07:08 PM

that's a nice story

Esuohlim Oct 31st, 2010 07:33 PM

Speaking of British TV, a friend let me borrow her Jeeves and Wooster DVDs. While I can observe the fact that it is pretty funny, I can't get past the stuffiness and color-scheme of the show. Everything is fucking brown, man. Gross

Kitsa Oct 31st, 2010 07:37 PM

from what I learned in the Saturday morning cartoon, there were these kids who went to the amusement park one day and they got on this rollercoaster. But then the rollercoaster track went all kerfuckety and they ended up in a magic land where this little guy looked Asian but wasn't and there was this unicorn that acted like a dog. Also, the black chick wore a fur bikini and was able to pole vault over shit with a glowing stick.

hope that helps


Fathom Zero Oct 31st, 2010 11:55 PM

It is No-Shave November, coming off of Octobeard, which I couldn't participate in.

Everyone must participate. >:

MLE Nov 1st, 2010 12:17 AM

Sorry, not in.

Pub Lover Nov 1st, 2010 12:57 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Nov 1st, 2010 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 702641)
It is No-Shave November, coming off of Octobeard, which I couldn't participate in.

Everyone must participate. >:

Here in Narnia it is Movember. I briefly considered not shaving my top lip this morning. Then I remembered that I am not a man that suits a 'stace.

Pub Lover Nov 1st, 2010 01:01 AM

[PICTURE OF MOUSTACHIOED PUB]

Fathom Zero Nov 1st, 2010 01:06 AM

I'm not, either. How many blonde people do you know with good facial hair?

Pub Lover Nov 1st, 2010 01:19 AM

Now that you mention it: I cannot. :eek

Ex Leper Nov 1st, 2010 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 702641)
It is No-Shave November, coming off of Octobeard, which I couldn't participate in.

Everyone must participate. >:

Should I shave the beard I have from last year first?

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2010 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 702649)
I'm not, either. How many blonde people do you know with good facial hair?

DUKE PHILLIPS


executioneer Nov 1st, 2010 03:13 AM

I USED TO BE BLONDE :(

Pub Lover Nov 1st, 2010 03:14 AM


executioneer Nov 1st, 2010 03:16 AM

i was gonna do that! you beat me! PUB LOVET YOU WIN THE INTERNET

Fathom Zero Nov 1st, 2010 06:13 AM

:O

executioneer Nov 1st, 2010 06:28 AM

i wish to hell i had noticed my camera did not have a memory card in it so i could've got the whole thing, but at least my sister-cameraperson had a phonecamera and quick reactions

Kitsa Nov 1st, 2010 10:00 AM

Willie just seems like one hell of a good time.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 1st, 2010 10:43 AM

Willie is a good time. What's the time is now Willie Time.

Fathom Zero Nov 1st, 2010 12:25 PM

Cosmology, fuck yer!

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2010 01:38 PM

Someone needs to invent a program that completely prevents a computer from accessing TV Tropes. And can never be turned off or removed. Ever.

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2010 01:51 PM

I was once up all night on TV Tropes >:

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2010 01:54 PM

It's like the site is a vampire in disguise that feeds on wasted time and mediocre grades instead of blood.

Pub Lover Nov 1st, 2010 02:50 PM

I always feel accomplished when I pull out of a TV tropes hole. All the time I have saved! Saved to talk about dicks.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 1st, 2010 04:04 PM

Thank you for telling me about tv tropes. I'm already not getting my lunch time back.

Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2010 01:12 AM

you tv dopes

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2010 04:09 AM

Happy Birthday ******

Fathom Zero Nov 2nd, 2010 07:09 AM

My hands are shaking, don't let my heart keep breaking, 'cause

I NEED YOUR LOVE. I WANT YOUR LOVE. SAY YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY.

Chojin Nov 2nd, 2010 10:08 AM

so uh i think i'm in love or something

i feel like i'm 18, and 18 was not a good year for me

Chojin Nov 2nd, 2010 10:09 AM

also willie u r my heart


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