I watched the first 5 minutes of Transylmania and it was fucking shitty.

dude tetsuo is just a shitty industrial rock music video made by some dude who had a hardon for h.r. giger and david lynch. balls, i tell you!

also the director made gemini, which hopefully nobody's seen but it's also bullshit.

don't mind me i hate everything and it's cold and i'm surrounded by death so i hate everything much more.

Wah hey now, don't get down on yourself!

ALL OF HIS PLANT FRIENDS ARE DEAD YOU UNCOUTH SON OFA BITCH

Gonna watch THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY.

that's one of the best.

my life as a dog
aka my film as a bore

"Keeping up with the Steins". It was okay, I guess.

Fright Night

The Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood. Don't watch this movie. It's terrible.

Watched the first hour of Good, bad and ugly. Wow its long.

Also, went to see Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1. Wow was it boring and a waste of time.

What? Were you thinking about growing a pussy or something?

Gotta get pussy somehow, even if you have to grow it :layup

I watched the film with my wife.

:rolleyes

Big Bang Theory is hilarious.

Big Bang Theory is a disgrace.

I watched Lenbanon. It was good, but not as amazing and RAW as it was promised to be. A little cliche, and not a huge amount of depth to characters that are really the only thing in the movie. Good though.

Watched Troy recently. Somehow missed all the bare manflesh the first time I had watched it. The fight choreography is awesome and it does an okay job of the story but they downplayed Odysseus. At least Ajax got some spotlight time. 3/5.

Yeah. It was an alright movie. Hector should have screwed over his family like they screwed him. Maybe then Troy would have won. :\

Inception. I picked up the Bluray on Amazon, coz it's 50% off.

Righteous. Christopher Nolan still does good.

I liked Inception, I wished I watched it on my couch with a beer instead of the theaters though.

I wish I watched it on my couch with a vial of acid instead of the theaters.

THE FLY (cronenberg) -
better than i'd always expected.

THE FLY II -
silly.

GIANTS AND TOYS -
a silly japanese movie about a sales war between a few candy companies.

THE GIRL ON THE BRIDGE -
some pretentious-ass french movie ("film") about a knife-thrower and a girl with awful teeth. reminded me of wristcutters: a love story. also, generally when movies are black&white well after they should be, it's a bad sign (yes, fuck jim jarmusch).

THE HOST -
cheesy korean horror movie about a fishmonster. not as bad as i was expecting, for what it was.

RUMBLE IN THE BRONX -
i hadn't seen this in something like twelve years. i think it's great that jackie chan can make an otherwise unwatchable movie... kind of enjoyable. also i like to see how other cultures perceive americans.

this is how i feel about every movie, minus the beer. hanging out on the couch is a way better date with way better popcorn imo. :(