If you stuck a pay phone up your ass you would get aids :\

I would sure like to ;)

ypou arent funny

He can't be, his di*k hurtz. I once tried to be funny, but my di*k started to hurt and that was that.

I'm sorry, Sunshine.

I will try to be a more funnier person jus fer youuuuu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS

General Blabber:\

Sorry for the interlope, but how serious is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS in Russia? Seems like you guys have a hell of a lot of 'A's in your aids. Must be more dangerous then? Good.

Can you find your own thread MockMeAmadaus?

Really, I don't mind you, BUT SHUT UP!

I melted the palm of my hand. :\

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=263

Fuck this hurts. :(

Okay, 070707! What's the game plan!? ARRRRR!

I'm gonna deposit some money, hang out with mah buddies, and not go to work.

Me too!

What a coincidence!

We're like bros!

What the fuck.

http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/mormon/underwear/

Honest to Christ what is wrong with the world. :(

You for starters

hey what happened to MR. DANNY TATOM?

Fred Thompson

He found Jesus and then gave up Jesus

he smoked crack HE IS BAD

Max Holocaust

Capt. Dickinthepants.

He's on myspace. What a looooooser.

hey I smoked crack :\

Arthur Apartheid

Chet Ironcock

You should smoke some more.

You should also try Ginseng intravenously.

REAL MAGIK

REALER MAGIK

I don't see any apple pies >:

I think I'm going to vanish from this lame ass site soon :\ but not before I try and sell something :lol am I right Mr. Mockery?

hokus pokus mother bitch

abruh kadabruh, bruh

abrakadabra, holmes.

I made Chong mad. Wooo.

Have fun at Daphne's board! See you in two months.

I'd rather read Fark than bore myself on her site.

hasn't stopped you before!

I like Mac he's cool, but the rest of them can go to hell :lol

http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5851

:lol

hi guys! how is i-mockery doing!

Dying without your embrace, I'm sure.

Your avatar makes me think that you're being disingenuous!

Now how could you ever say a thing like that? I have a trustworthy face.

Sparticus Manwhore
Pat McCrotch
Stone Phillips
Rock cunthammer

Mariusz Pudzianowski

chokin we are doing fine thank you very much

Guys look! I hang out around youtube these days!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=efQMca6RpjI

I've always been proud of you Eric and you mother says hello :\

Fartin, no! Not just nubile young women on internet forums, but mothers, too?

Alexi Annihilation

Gregor Gaschamber

Jerry Jewstomper

Marty Abrams

Rolf Quartz

I couldn't even write you're mother :\ I think I need Perndog to help me with drunken grammar.

I started posting here again and noticed you seemed to have dissapeared. IT SUCKED

I'll try to hang out more often if you guys promise to not bore me :<

Fartin, I'm disappointed in you're drunken grammar. Your not my friend anymore.

Cadence is a good movie.

I'm going to Quebec guys!

Why would you go to Quebec? I prey tell.

Moose...duh T_T

would you rather be raped by a silverback gorilla or a grizzly bear?

Where?

I HAVE KILLED YOUR POSTCOUNTS.

THIS IS BUT ONE PART OF THE REVOLUTION.

i can still see it in my public profile >:

well yeah, i was just settings things back to E-Z-BAWD style.

i miss e-z bord :(

that's when everything was new and exciting to me. before i became a jaded and bitter poster >:

Ez boards take me back to when I was only mildly annoying.

Oh my!

Quite...

Great, now how will I be respected around here

milhouse were you on ez-board?

Yeah but only as a non-registered :(

more like easy broad

Does somebody want to fill me in on why 10:00pm Wednesdays, a slot that for the last 10 years has been reserved for South Park, now features L'il Bush >:

Comedy Central changing things around, make a nigga angry

I miss the non square buttons. And the need to type my [b]/[b] I don't dig this high tech tool bar shit.

Ah geez. Change is good just settle :/

Change brought us terrorism :(

No, you silly goose, change brought you safety.

Out with the old in with the new psycho killer robots.

(I saw a movie at blockbuster called transmorphers...sounds quite familier) :(

Havent you seen any future movies! When we get something that is revolutionary it tries to kill us...AMERICA PREVAILS!!!

Oh no no more reply numbers!!! WORLD IS AT AN END!!!

L'il Bush sucks.

not as much as you do though

My county has just finished installing the free wireless broadband network that they've been working on for two years. I have fast internet again now so no one ruin my day ok

ITS THREE AM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE

RUINED!!

Being raped by the ice cream man outside...they love the ice cream man!

Black Wasp attacked my arm and stung me a dozen times :\ It swelled up and I didn't sleep for most of the night.

black wasps are dicks

Bye guys! I'm going camping in Quebec. See you in two weeks.

Shoot the moose!

take some benadryl fartin!

Hey I don't know if anyone noticed but I haven't posted in ages (kidding, I know you all noticed- I'm great that way).

Anyway I moved house and BT are taking ages to put in a phone line, they're not so great that way. With any luck they should do it in a week or so. I just hope they don't find out I don't have any money to pay them right now, so keep it under your hats ok?

So what's been going on? Nothing I assume?

see you later, faggots

i'm done

Why does God always take the good ones :(

Because gods a dick.

password is now n*ggerfaggots, have fun kids

i think Willie might really be gone : (