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Demogorgon Jul 12th, 2004 09:08 PM

Don't bother
 
I was bored. I changed the names for easier reading. Late night Msn convos get odd.
"Dis is not furreading by u. u are not stylin' nuff to read dis. Screw u and go away.... YO!"


Quote:

I says:
I'm so not cool that I'm cool that I'm not cool.

They says:
im cool. i have pink pants

I says:
ENVY!

They says:
they make me look hott

I says:
Congratulations. I don't care what people think about me so I take extra time to dress in extraordinary ways so I'm noticed, though I don't care.

They says:
indeed

They says:
me 2

They says:
at work people were like whoa. youre pants are pikn

They says:
and i was like yea i know

They says:
theyre like hwy are they so bright? (theyre hot pink not girly pink)

They says:
only one girl said she liked em. i think thats because she had pink hair

I says:
See, now the pink trend is ruined, it is modern and in order to maintain my noncool=cool=noncool (which secretly equals cool, but we can't speak of that) I must remain postmodern and retro at the same time so long as none others are retro as i.

I says:
I got the styles, yo.

They says:
i see


They says:
i have my retro things

They says:
like my ghetto blazer

I says:
My retro things are 34.65 years old. Seems no one else has taken the number.

I says:
Oh yeah, and I spraypainted "loser" on all my belongings. My divowal of popularity shall surely advance my styles.

They says:
hahahahaha

They says:
u see

They says:
i have a shirt that says "i love geeks"

I says:
Geeks were cool before everyone started liking them, they are out of the stylez now.

I says:
Did you know I can be supercool with a simple phrase, because it supposedly make you think and we belong to the same superior ideal...
Cheese...

They says:
it makes me wanna smile

They says:
makes me think someones taking a pictue

I says:
Exactly, now we are like best friends.

They says:
we are

They says:
i love ypu

They says:
mnsan

I says:
*starts shaking rapidly* THE SPLLING ERROR! I MUST USE IT! IT IS NOW SO COL AND ORGINIAL!
I LOVE YPU!

They says:
i love ypu!

I says:
Save it, you dont want it to go pre-retro, then it will be useless.

They says:
i shall have to remmber

I says:
shall... hmm... too uppity, there is no movement towards uppity people lately and there have been some in the past so i shall not sue the word... UNLESS! Yes! I can use it because it is dead and gone and I honor the uppity revolt!

They says:
wahoO!

I says:
My philosophy is stylism...
Have you heard sonic bowel movements new album? it is all nature sounds, it's supa-fresh!

They says:
supa dupa fly yo

I says:
Yeah! Transfromers are mroe than meets the eye!

They says:
wahoO!

I says:
Al my speelimng erorz are on purpoze, im awesomorzz!

They says:
i spell things wrong alot

They says:
but not purposefuilly

They says:
sometimse i like th errors os iu use them

I says:
You have to do it on purpose, stupid people arn't cool. Yeah, the errors must be on prupose, just like the forerunners of smartiness, yo!

They says:
no no

They says:
i can spelkl

They says:
just not type

They says:
but i got a 99% iun keyboaringh

I says:
You don't type with your fingers, do you?

They says:
i do


They says:
but its hard with fingernails

I says:
You are supposed to use and intricate system of sex toys attached to your head. You have to be able to do the signs of your peeps while typing, yo!

They says:
mahaha

They says:
i can type with my ongue but i find it unsanitary

I says:
That went out with furby hats.

They says:
oh furby

I says:
Oh no, now it's retro...
EUGH This keyboard tastes nasty!

They says:
its finger lickin good brotha

I says:
No, I think I should have cleaned the sex toys before typing. Cleanliness aint cool though. Exploration is in style though. Damn this keyboard tastes like shizzitzle.

I says:
YO!

They says:
i like dogs

I says:
Discursion, i got you!
@$Y!%(!#0)!30!#_!36=0!*
Look it's my pet cow!

They says:
i see it!

I says:
What's your display picture all about?

They says:
my ssister and cousin

I says:
Being an only child is cool... Hey cannibalism is in style! Put two and two together YO!

They says:
youre not an only child

They says:
hahahah

They says:
oh i ddnt read the end of that

I says:
My brother is in the army!

I says:
Figtin for Bush and all his homiezzz

They says:
hes 5

I says:
So you're saying 5 year olds anr't americans! HUH!? Well he's six anyway.

They says:
imsaing hes not an armymaster

I says:
I HATE YOU! YOU ARE TOO UNCOOL! GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
If you read much of that, I think I pity you... Or maybe my perception is off.
Moral: You need to try very hard to be in style, otherwise you retire to a life of multiple message boards and spray cheese.
Note: I'm not cool... at all...

Emu Jul 12th, 2004 09:18 PM

I didn't read your post. But I'm going to reply to up my postcount. Thanks for your time.

punkgrrrlie10 Jul 12th, 2004 09:20 PM

I didn't either...too long buddy.

AChimp Jul 12th, 2004 09:23 PM

DEMOGORGON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

And holy fuck does he ever suck goddamn balls. No wonder I was able to kill him with just 3 warriors. >:

Esuohlim Jul 12th, 2004 10:29 PM

What is this bullshit?

Demogorgon Jul 12th, 2004 10:36 PM

What game do you fight Demogorgon in? Greek devil.

Post count, now there's something to dream about. Quantity over quality they always say.

Matt Harty Jul 13th, 2004 07:38 AM

Achimp, what a horrible character. :rolleyes

eggyolk Jul 13th, 2004 08:44 AM

:lol Thread backups, please.

darkvare Jul 13th, 2004 08:52 AM

that was the 2 minutes most wasted of my life scince i waste all my life :/

Supafly345 Jul 13th, 2004 09:59 AM

Wow, this new guy sure knows how to show me to a good time. I swear to god I liked it, I am not lying. In fact believe everything I say from here on.

Demogorgon Jul 14th, 2004 06:09 AM

Darkvare... are you a JuGgAlO? Do you always get the shaft, brother?

Supafly345... I told you don't tell people about our 'good times'... dick...

Supafly345 Jul 14th, 2004 06:34 AM

My name isn't Dick.

Adolf Hitler Jul 14th, 2004 06:36 AM

SUPAFLY YOU HAVE AN OFF THE WALL COMEDY STYLE! :lol

Demogorgon Jul 14th, 2004 06:46 AM

I didn't capitalize dick.

dick2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dk) Slang
n.
Chiefly British. A fellow; a guy.
Vulgar. A penis.
Vulgar. A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible.

tr.v. Vulgar dicked, dickĀ·ing, dicks
To take advantage of; cheat.
To have sexual intercourse with.

Supafly345 Jul 14th, 2004 07:47 AM

Oh sorry, I got confused by your bad grammar.

Matt Harty Jul 14th, 2004 07:49 AM

You sure have him againts the ropes :eek

darkvare Jul 14th, 2004 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demogorgon
Darkvare... are you a JuGgAlO? Do you always get the shaft, brother?

Supafly345... I told you don't tell people about our 'good times'... dick...

yes i am, i have many ICP jokers cards and 2 big posters over at my, room in fact im listening to them all day at the pc outside and playing x box to. :)

Adolf Hitler Jul 14th, 2004 08:06 AM

WAY TO GO FAG.

Matt Harty Jul 14th, 2004 08:09 AM

ADOLF I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE

GADZOOKS Jul 14th, 2004 08:41 AM

THAT's A BIG 10-4, I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE :lol

Anonymous Jul 14th, 2004 01:52 PM

I like how ICP makes fun of hicks and bigots, but it's only the hicks and bigots that listen to them.

ArrowX Jul 14th, 2004 01:59 PM

:lol Darkvare gave me the Idea to record the begining of toybox for my phones "Not home at the minute" thingy

Now If you phone me and I don't pick up it with beep then say "Were sorry the person you are calling Is dead"

Adolf Hitler Jul 14th, 2004 02:06 PM

THE COMEDY TRAIN JUST PASSED BY AND ARROWX WAS CAUGHT UNDERNEATH IT.

ArrowX Jul 14th, 2004 02:19 PM

Go lose another war you pansy

Demogorgon Jul 14th, 2004 03:02 PM

Heh heh, sorry darkvare, just the whole Juggalo concept makes me laugh. I read an ICP interview before and just the way they described the lifestyle... it got to me. "Always get the shaft" and drink faygo. Seems like the life, putting yourself in a social cliche that strives on getting "the shaft".


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