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ziggytrix Jun 14th, 2005 12:37 AM

don't grow a mullet :(

Schimid Jun 14th, 2005 12:40 AM

I swear it's not a mullet. My hair just kinda does that curly thing in the back no matter how short I cut it--it's an old gypsy curse.

EverythingWillSuck Jun 14th, 2005 01:01 AM

Just looks like your growing the back of your hair. Mine was like that when I didn't cut it for two months. :(

Gurlugon Jun 14th, 2005 05:47 PM



i still dontk now and its bothering me

Dole Jun 15th, 2005 09:30 AM

You look like a ventriloquist's dummy version of Eminem (that isnt meant to be insulting)

Cosmo Electrolux Jun 17th, 2005 11:28 PM

:lol

Supafly345 Jun 18th, 2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
I swear it's not a mullet. My hair just kinda does that curly thing in the back no matter how short I cut it--it's an old gypsy curse.

So that's only what, 1 or 2 centimeters in the back?

Spectre X Jun 19th, 2005 05:43 PM

Anyone up for some sex?



nothing4buddha Jun 19th, 2005 10:53 PM

not anymore. :(

kellychaos Jun 20th, 2005 05:06 PM

Zing!! :)

tenno Jun 20th, 2005 07:11 PM

as long as it's the kind where you wear a bag on your head! WBAH!

just kidding.....not even then.

ScruU2wice Jun 20th, 2005 07:28 PM

drumming4buddha's was better.

tenno Jun 20th, 2005 07:30 PM

damn style biter

Sethomas Jun 20th, 2005 11:23 PM


Kiss the ring for that I be pleased, verily.

The Retro Kat Jun 22nd, 2005 12:49 AM



Got coke?

nothing4buddha Jun 22nd, 2005 01:36 AM



i found this picture on someones myspace

the one on the far left in the front is a girl :(

Helm Jun 22nd, 2005 02:07 AM

post yer picture here thread

nothing4buddha Jun 22nd, 2005 02:14 AM

sorry helm :(

kellychaos Jun 22nd, 2005 04:56 PM

Unless copyrighted, picture ownership on the internets is open to the downloader. Verily, it was her picture. I rest my case.

McClain Jun 23rd, 2005 01:22 AM

Good thing you're not a lawyer.

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2005 01:09 PM

Spectre X, you're pretty damn disturbing.

sadie Jun 23rd, 2005 05:15 PM

latest lucas picture. :) he's almost eleven months! :love


McClain Jun 25th, 2005 12:14 PM

Post Your Baby's Picture Here
 
This thread is now "Post Your Baby's Picture Here".


Schimid Jun 25th, 2005 10:08 PM






Emu Jun 25th, 2005 10:30 PM

The inset on the fourth one is golden.

Yggdrasill Jun 25th, 2005 10:53 PM

Behold the child


She's really smart because she wears glasses


I have a really big nose

Bell E. Laffs Jun 26th, 2005 01:41 AM

Did you make her with Mary Kay Laternoue?

Emu Jun 26th, 2005 01:51 AM

Is that your daughter? How old are you? :(

sadie Jun 26th, 2005 02:37 AM


Mr. Vagiclean Jun 26th, 2005 01:48 PM

things are heating up >:

The One and Only... Jun 26th, 2005 06:22 PM

Edit: Erased.

Emu Jun 26th, 2005 06:24 PM

Error

Error:
We're sorry, this page is not available. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please go to pictures.sprintpcs.com in case you are using an old bookmark, which is no longer valid.

The One and Only... Jun 26th, 2005 06:26 PM

The images show up for me...

Is there any way to load them up on another site?

BTW: Try taking down your firewall.

Emu Jun 26th, 2005 06:30 PM

http://www.photobucket.com/

ziggytrix Jun 26th, 2005 06:36 PM

Turn off your fuckin firewall, he says!

The images show up for you because they are chached in your browser from when you viewed them.

BTW try hosting from a site that allows remote linking.

I use photobucket, but there are tons of choices:

http://www.imagevenue.com limit 1 MB w/thumbnails
http://fapomatic.com limit 1 Mb w/thumbnails
http://www.photobucket.com
http://www.imagehost.com
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http://pics.xs.to limit 750 Kb
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(I stole this list)

The One and Only... Jun 26th, 2005 06:42 PM



LOOK AT MY MUSCLE!!! I took it in the shade with my crappy camera phone, so unfortunately you can't see much definition.



Sad face. :(

There ya be for now. I'll take some more later.

Big McLargehuge Jun 26th, 2005 06:48 PM

let's fuck

Emu Jun 26th, 2005 06:53 PM

You look like the blonde kid from Salute Your Shorts.

Chojin Jun 26th, 2005 07:14 PM

I can't think of a way to tell some of the idiots that that first picture is digitally manipulated while making fun of it.

But, uh, suffice to say: Nice elbow.

Emu Jun 26th, 2005 07:21 PM

I was going to bring that up. If it was really that big, it would be down to his knee. :lol

The One and Only... Jun 26th, 2005 11:01 PM

I brought my arm up closer to and at a slant towards the camera, but I didn't "digitally manipulate" the image.

My elbow is closer to the camera than my arm, my arm is closer than the rest of my body. Otherwise not only would my elbow be huge, but my arm would be rediculously short.

Chojin Jun 26th, 2005 11:02 PM


The One and Only... Jun 26th, 2005 11:03 PM

Chojin. Read what I just posted.

Besides, how the hell could I "manipulate" the image that quickly after getting off of my sprint phone?

Use common sense and the rules of depth.

Emu Jun 26th, 2005 11:05 PM

Chojin manipulated it pretty quickly. :lol

The One and Only... Jun 26th, 2005 11:08 PM

Yeah. He did...

I don't have photoshop on my computer. Didn't realize it was that quick.

sadie Jun 26th, 2005 11:16 PM

lol. but i'd think if he were going to photoshop it, he'd make it look a lot bigger. it's not exactly spectacular.

Emu Jun 26th, 2005 11:18 PM

the little girl at the top of this page is adorable. :(

Master of Demise Jun 28th, 2005 05:02 AM


Master of Demise Jun 28th, 2005 05:03 AM


Gurlugon Jun 28th, 2005 10:06 AM

hey thastt pretty funny

Mr. Vagiclean Jun 28th, 2005 01:08 PM

x2

kellychaos Jun 28th, 2005 04:34 PM

I likes to go swimmin'
with bow-legged womens
and swim between their legs

Schimid Jun 28th, 2005 06:24 PM



I suck at poker.

Emu Jun 28th, 2005 06:27 PM

you always take off the hat first

Chugs Jun 28th, 2005 06:54 PM

Not if you are cool.

Hat comes off last in that case.

Yggdrasill Jun 28th, 2005 06:57 PM

If cool means not being a gentleman, than I sir, am not cool. :posh

Lotida Jun 28th, 2005 07:34 PM

He must be cold!

Skulhedface Jun 28th, 2005 07:52 PM

I haven't posted pics in awhile, so why the hell not? Besides, it's been awhile since Spadowsky has compared me to the singer for Chevelle.


My 24th birthday, before the party. My sister jumps in and ambushes me with *gasps* FAMILY AFFECTION! Immunity shots soon follow.

aww lookit it's my cute cuddly puppy awwwwwww

My 24th birthday again... this time about 12 Budweisers later. Notice that, when properly celebrating birthdays, you MUST go out in a suit.

Uhm me and my girlfriend awwwwww

About two weeks later. My hair grows super fast
VOGUE
WORK IT GIRL
HEROIN CHIC OMG oh it's just a cigarette nvm
haha They Call Me Neo
FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB LMAO
HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE WELCOME TO THE INTERNET OMG
Hair growing back... now it's getting all curly in the back like Schimid's.

McClain Jun 29th, 2005 01:13 AM


sadie Jun 29th, 2005 01:38 AM

she's adorable. :)

nothing4buddha Jun 29th, 2005 04:41 AM

nice slacks

sspadowsky Jun 29th, 2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface
I haven't posted pics in awhile, so why the hell not? Besides, it's been awhile since Spadowsky has compared me to the singer for Chevelle.

VOGUE

Send the pain beeeeloooooooowwwww................

Spectre X Jun 29th, 2005 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface
FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB LMAO

You actually do look a bit like a crazy Brad Pitt in that picture.

Chojin Jun 29th, 2005 03:50 PM


Skulhedface Jun 29th, 2005 04:52 PM

hahaha now if only I had made that picture black and white

soundtest Jun 29th, 2005 05:43 PM



I bought these glasses because they say \\\\\\\\TURBO//////// in bold white letters on the top frame.



never drinking again :tear



the girls :)

Chojin Jun 29th, 2005 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface
hahaha now if only I had made that picture black and white

max payne isn't in black and white :<

sound test, you look like pee wee herman in those pictures :< It is hot :<

Skulhedface Jun 29th, 2005 06:26 PM

Actually I kinda thought he looked like Harland Williams.

soundtest Jun 29th, 2005 06:37 PM

Pee Wee? Harland Williams? Listen jerks for your information I already passed my initiation!

:wah

Sethomas Jun 30th, 2005 01:30 AM


Je manque la moustache.

Yggdrasill Jun 30th, 2005 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Chojin. Read what I just posted.

Besides, how the hell could I "manipulate" the image that quickly after getting off of my sprint phone?

Use common sense and the rules of depth.

Um, you guy's i'm still confused on that 'rules of depth' thing OAO was talkin' about.
Lets see here...
Hmmmm..... lemme think....
Oh god NO! My finger is huge!
I think it's a weight lifter! Let the eternal struggle begin!
I bite!
Yay, my finger was just trying to teach me a lesson the whole time!
He says that sometimes things are bigger when you look really closely! It's the rules!
Confusion....
...acceptance!

Everyone thank mr. science finger because without him we can't explore the unknown am I right OAO?

The One and Only... Jun 30th, 2005 03:37 PM

Totally.

Did anybody ever tell you that you look like Ryan from the OC?



WHAT FOO? >: And this picture sucks balls.



I've only got eyes for you baby :)



My fencing coach, David Copeland, tightening tip of my epee.

sspadowsky Jun 30th, 2005 04:05 PM

If you were any more flaming, I think you would actually be on fire.

Mr. Vagiclean Jun 30th, 2005 04:06 PM

LOL FUCK @ fenching coach :(

Emu Jun 30th, 2005 04:20 PM

He looks like a supervillain. :lol

kellychaos Jun 30th, 2005 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Je manque la moustache.

>:

Rongi Jun 30th, 2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid


I suck at poker.

jim morrison still lives

Emu Jun 30th, 2005 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi

I suck at poker.

jim morrison still lives

I think you have spyware, rongi :(

glowbelly Jul 1st, 2005 10:43 AM



that's his lemon face >:

kellychaos Jul 1st, 2005 04:30 PM

Is he throwin' some kind of gang sign?

Geggy Jul 1st, 2005 04:33 PM

Is your milk really that sour?

Your kid is definitely a ringer for you.

The One and Only... Jul 1st, 2005 07:02 PM





And finally...



What was that about being a flamer, Spad?

AND MY CONCLUSION...

Shitty camera phones don't have a very good resolution. :/

Schimid Jul 1st, 2005 07:18 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR THIGHS.

The One and Only... Jul 1st, 2005 07:31 PM

They're incredibly muscular.

Fencing, weight lifting, and calisthenic/plyometric conditioning does that to ya.

Deadsy Jul 1st, 2005 07:36 PM


Bell E. Laffs Jul 1st, 2005 07:39 PM

Teen Torgo :lol

Guitar Woman Jul 1st, 2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Omg he's dead secksy guys :lol

Lotida Jul 1st, 2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR THIGHS.

I am sure he is just flexing them so you can see the muscle. He probably looks normal in person. However, OAO, no offense, but you are certainly not Model worthy.

DeadKennedys Jul 1st, 2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
My fencing coach, David Copeland, tightening tip of my epee.

eww

The One and Only... Jul 2nd, 2005 02:39 AM

Yes, I'm flexing. They look bigger than normal thighs all the time, but not quite like that.

I still think low-res phonecams blow :(

glowbelly Jul 2nd, 2005 09:38 AM

umm, higher resolution isn't going to make you look any better.

Rongi Jul 2nd, 2005 11:06 AM

ugh when i saw that fucking picture of your thighs i no longer wanted to eat my egg sammich

oao go fuck yourself for ruining the most important meal of the day.

kellychaos Jul 2nd, 2005 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotida
Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR THIGHS.

I am sure he is just flexing them so you can see the muscle. He probably looks normal in person. However, OAO, no offense, but you are certainly not Model worthy.

He had to increase muscle mass in that area to offset his abnormally large penis size. He's very self-conscious about that.

Spectre X Jul 2nd, 2005 02:18 PM

I found these cool shades at my friend's house, and his family let me have them.





Lotida Jul 2nd, 2005 03:17 PM

Spectre X is obviously disturbed by all the attention OAO is getting! >:

Chojin Jul 2nd, 2005 05:24 PM

Spectre X is ok with me now :picklehat

Mr. Fugo Jul 2nd, 2005 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

You do not look like what I expected. It neither disappoints, or gives me joy, though. But those thighs where dreadful.

Supafly345 Jul 3rd, 2005 06:55 AM

I think everyone should do the same as OAO and have the same expression in every picture- in fact, I think everyone should have his exact expression in every picture.

Spectre X Jul 3rd, 2005 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Spectre X is ok with me now :picklehat

:)

Emu Jul 3rd, 2005 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

"I-I take c-care of the house wh-while the m-m-master is aw-way" :lol


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