I GOT THREE EXCITING NEW GAMES
 

FOR FREE.

Hitman 1, hitman 2 and Morrowind!

How exciting for me! Hitman 1= Fun but could be funner if say a drivable tank could be implemented to ravage the levels and create small craters the size of the levels. This is unfortunately not possible, so Instead you have to walk the proverbial wire of bullshit and bugs and irritating Hitman-esque attitudes. It's hard to fuck shit up and run like you want to, you have to sneak around, and those ugly people who stare at you(WITH THEIR EYES), you can't kill. And you'll want to, believe me. You'll hate how they stare.

Hitman 2= Great! Way better than the first. You can almost leave craters. You can jump flower boys and deliver flowers of death, or put guns in grocery crates and deliver them to fat itlian ladies in the kitchen and steal her knife and stab her with it then kill everybody in the whole level and laugh because it's great. Or you can bust out some Chlorofome on a guy taking a leak and be all sneaky and silent.

Morrowind= FUCK THIS GAME. It's fun as hell, but fuck it. It's more fun to download mods. The traditional leveling of a RPG is lost somewhere in this game, you level by crapola manola skillzola, which are easiest to TRAIN(Which costs money) then practice and level ye olde fashioned way. But some skills are cheap and can be raised in seconds, but will unbalance your character, which will make you restart. And then more hate comes.
Other than that it's great, you can become a vampire, and kill everyone. I make thieves. I steal from everyone. I'm rich, and a cat.

I DID A GAME REVIEW, HURRAY FOR ME

you are retarded :(

Hitman 2 is no fun unless you have a walkthrough holding your hand the entire time.

I never use walkthroughs anymore. I find that games are more fufilling when beatin without being told what to do. Then again, I usually miss lots of secret areas in games because of this :( :( :(

or you can kick some ass. of course i gave up after 4 or 5 missions. but still when I played i had some fun.

I swear my brother must have spent 2 whole weeks just playing Hitman 2. He passed it, then passed it with a walkthrough, and then became obsessed with getting a perfect fucking score.

What a goddamn faggot. >:

i love that shit, I like being evil in games. So I just kill everyone, even the good guys.
It's great.

Yeah that's what's fun about Morrowind

Neverwinter Nights, too. In the new expansion I am a lvl 9 fighter and lvl 5 blackguard.

So, so evil. Chaotic evil. Killing lots of innocents. heh :love