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I put my dick in a jar of old mayonaise today. The best part was pulling it out slowly and feeling the clumps slip by the tip.
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stop, Tadao.
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Plain mayonnaise? Everybody knows that you can't beat that tangy zip of Miracle Whip.
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I assume you let your pet lick your dick clean, otherwise that would have been waste of good mayonaise :posh
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He said it was old mayonaise, jerk, do you want his dog to die?
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it's not like it was antifreeze, at worst it would make the dog yack all over the rug
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Which he would then undoubtedly rub his dick in
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What can't you do with dicks these days?
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They're terrible in pancakes.
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i guess it depends on what kind of syrup you put on em
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dick in the milk challenge at my house, 4:30 today
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OMFGGGG!
Knowing that made my day... =/ **~Sparklez out~** |
thanks for bumping this shitty old thread, purple text
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Sparklez out
sparklez out |
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