Hi Lenor....
 

its been a while whats up

Hardcocks and helicopters, both of which you would like to ride on...

:love :love

FUUUUUUUUCK

You call that a response, cupcake? Get your ass back in here and pull your hand out first.

i could probably land a lot of dicks and helicopters in your cavernous cunt of yours

.....at least my ass is still tight...

can't say the same for your's...

you sure you aint just fingering your cellulite?

looking back that didnt make sense

lets get back to your cunt

so anyways your exes probably used canaries to see if it was safe to go in there; smart move

An your ex's were all one night stands, after a long night of drinking you just couldn't resist checking out that hole you found in the bathroom stall; at least you didn't have to remember their name, and they didn't have to look at you.

foolhardy men have traveled deep into shaggy gorge, only to pull out with their cocks blacker than flava flavs

do you guys share stds?

Dammit Lenor. I don't know you but it sounds like I want to.

You really don't.

She's like a female FartinMowler, only without the steady income from mowing lawns.

So she would probably do me then?

..

I never knew FartinMowler so the comparison is lost on me :(

PLEASE GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE IN TERMS I CAN UNDERSTAND

An annoying Canadian with a chip on his shoulder and nothing of particular note to say.

Why do you keep calling me Bill?

She sent me a crazy message on myspace recently, referring to me as "you guys" and asking why I haven't died yet.

I have never talked to her before.

LENOR WAY TO RUIN THE BEST YEAR AND A HALF I'VE HAD BY COMING BACK

I WOULD LIKE TO STICK SOMETHING IN LENOR'S POOPER.

A SHOTGUN THAT IS.

This is like deja vu.

But having a repressed episode come back to your consciousness and scar you.