Things you wish you'd never seen.
 

A pizza cook who came to our ER with cuts and longtime running sores all over his hands. He came directly from work, for something else.

A pizza (from a different place) with a big black hair melted into the cheese.

Mouse turds on a grocery store shelf.

Unflushed diarrhea, some of it frothy or bloody and most of it overspraying the only available toilet, in multiple port-a-potties and rest stops.

We should probably spoiler ones that are gross to even talk about, guys.

A redneck whale poster on my other forum sucking her husband's dick.

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Various deformed faces, courtesy of /b/.

Chris Chan's anus, bent penis, other nude pictures, and the sex video of him fucking a blow up doll while yelling JULIEEEEEE

Approximately five hundred flies in my basement and dining room, who are all evidently auditioning for roles in some Amityville Horror remake.

my own guts

my little brother after a track practice accident -- shotput to the face. let's just say the left side of his face is now all metal, wires, and gel "bones".

a homeless guy taking a shit 20 feet from my office door (yaaaaay for living in the ghetto!)

my boss drunk and dancing on a table at our office holiday shindig a few years back (the president promised her $500.00 if she did it. she's still asking for it.)

"Boogeyman" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357507/)-- biggest waste of $7 EVER. i was so mad i threw my soda at the screen and accidentally hit another poor unsuspecting moviegoer. he didn't say shit - maybe because he was busy being angry at the worst movie EVER MADE.

I'm surprised Kitsa didn't say "MY OWN PERSONAL BATHROOM, COVERED FLOOR TO CEILING WITH THE WASTE OF AN ELDERY WOMAN" :rolleyes

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A stray dog getting hit by a car and having his head pulled into the wheel so his limp body just hung out from under the car as the driver sped off.

Pictures of World War 1 plastic surgery where they had to keep grafted parts alive with tubes of skin.

THIS THREAD :x :x :x

A rack of uncooked pork left in the garbage during the summer, covered with maggots and smelling of corruption. Almost yakked all over the place, which would have been an improvement.

That's more in the category of something I wish never happened. :\

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addicted to the xkcd nerds now:(

A neglected elderly man who stumbled in one day from one of those "houses of squalor". He wobbled and someone put a hand on his arm to steady him and a big centipede crawled out from under his shirt. He didn't even notice it and later they found big sores full of bugs all over him.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

:lol :(

I wish I had never seen Date Movie :(

The help wanted ad at Sears where I met my ex wife.

An inexplicable string of deer roadkill on the highway from Pittsburgh to Ohio.

A bluebird which we first thought was injured, then thought it was too young to fly, and then dropped dead as I was standing watching it by myself.

i wish i'd never seen my own death in that crystal ball ;_;

Sam's beard.

I'm drawing a blank, but I can think of smells I wish I'd not smelt!

When the guy came to pick up the bone&fat bin (one of those big outdoor trashcans in which all of the useless chunks of meat thrown away by a meat department in a grocery store lands) at the height of summer, only to find a second, much older bone&fat bin hidden away in an abandoned freezer (which, rather than being cool, was warm as shit).
The stench of rotten meat (I saw it. It was green and black) filling a 32-gallon trash can and being dragged onto a truck in 100-degree weather.


That's all the time. Generally worse between Morgantown, WV and Pittsburgh.

EDIT: and it's not really inexplicable, as not as many people are into hunting as they used to be and the land there is pretty good for deer.

When I went to school in Ithaca, it was nothing to have five or six deer jump across the road in front of you in one night, different locations and times. I was always scared to death to go around at night there in the summertime.

Smells I wish I'd never smelt include the catch tray for the water cooler at school, which didn't get cleaned out for a month and when we finally realized where the rancid, diarrhea/vomit/death reek was coming from I drew the short straw and got to dump it out.

Only time a smell's ever made me gag.

Well, maybe imitation crab, too.

My grandmother used to have her dog "paper" trained, only the "paper" was actually old bath towels. The dog would piss and shit on the towels, and they'd pick up the shit and throw it away, then wad the pissy towel up and stick it in a lidded plastic garbage bin outside until it could be bleached and washed.

The smell, in mid-August, of those towels when you lifted the lid was absolutely disgusting.

That's the second time rancid piss has made me gag. The first time, I was playing at my other grandmother's house (I had around 15 younger cousins who stayed there all the time) and went to get something from a drawer in an un-air-conditioned upstairs bedroom. One of the younger kids had wet their pants or something and hid the evidence in the back corner of the drawer. The smell was exactly the same as the rotten-dogpiss smell.

To this day I can recognize that smell from quite a distance.

Somebody took a diarrhea doody in the cave once, probably the nastiest instance of fecal matter I've ever come across.

The dumpster/trash compactor at this Food Lion gets foul. Absolutely foul.