womti and Terra's awful goddamn thread (aka the womti post dump)
will someone who cares and is female please stop what they are doing and have sex with me :orgasm
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You need to beg for it. Squeeze out a few tears, if you can. Chicks dig that.
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:rolleyes
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Show up nekkid outside some woman's house that lives near you and you think is good for the sex. Women like stalkers, right?
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yes
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They like it when you show them how you jerk it. Lets them know that they drive you wild. Its flattering.
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Are you a lefty or a righty?
Hard ball sex hinges on your answer. |
Ladies dig desperation, let me tell you.
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I'm a righty. I use my left for fingering buttholes though.
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I am ambidextrous, though I favor the right because I want one side of my body to get all muscle-y.
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come on, terra. ANSWER ME!
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And when you wack off, is your pinky up or down?? This is a deal buster question.
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oh, it's always up. :)
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Ohhh... The correct answer is for you to hook it around your balls as to give some extra action. She likes a multitasker.
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Pinky in, so that I don't accidentally hook you in the eyball when I'm cumming in your hair.
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This thread is getting better now. I'm glad I had that nap in between my posts.
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so uh why dont we have sex already.
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So does anyone want to make me a list of the redeeming values of this thread before I close the shit out of it
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1. it has the ability to be closed
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i don't really see the difference between this thread and the other loveline threads
they're all repugnant |
I actually got some good advice on seeing a woman's breasts from this forum.
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TERRA SEEMS SO INTERESTED IN WOMPTI, IF YOU CLOSE IT NOW, HE MAY NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A HIGHCLASS HOOKER!
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