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James Feb 19th, 2003 02:28 PM

Dear stupid people
 
There
They're
Their
Your
You're
Two
To
Too
Hear
Here
Were
Where
We're

Please become familiar with the meanings of these words, and when and how they should be used. Thank you.

>:

Vomit Feb 19th, 2003 02:55 PM

:lol

I think that they're should be a persobn who delties you're posts hear. :lol

slavemason Feb 19th, 2003 02:58 PM

Thanks Mr Dicktionary, I'll etch it into my old brainstem right next to the sight of my cousin using my gandma's saggy arm flap as a mock punching bag.

FartinMowler Feb 19th, 2003 03:05 PM

Grammar is good!!!
 
There is an asshole named Jamesman
They're going to see an asshole named Jamesman
Their little dog likes to bit an asshole named Jamesman
Your an asshole Jamesman
You're some kind of asshole Jamesman
Two assholes name Jamesman would be two-
too many
Hear the asshole Jameman speak
Here comes the asshole Jamesman
Were sick of assholes named Jamesman
Where hoping assholes like Jamesman shut up
We're going to ignore assholes like Jamesman

James Feb 19th, 2003 03:11 PM

It's almost funny how you managed to use all the words right (minus "To"), yet had typos in practically every line. It's almost like you try to hard.

Stupid Martin.

whoreable Feb 19th, 2003 03:22 PM

YOUR THE SMARTEST JAMESMAN. :)
________
Nexium Problems

Cybernetico Feb 19th, 2003 03:24 PM

I knw my eglish, I nevr mess p

FartinMowler Feb 19th, 2003 03:34 PM

To is a tough one. I did try hard just for you James :wank [/u]

Carnivore Feb 19th, 2003 04:49 PM

Ummm... he didn't use them all right.

Quote:

Your an asshole Jamesman
Try again.

Quote:

Two assholes name Jamesman would be two- too many
Two and too were used correctly, but it should be two assholes named Jamesman, not name Jamesman.

Quote:

Hear the asshole Jameman speak
Used correctly again, but needs punctuation.

Quote:

Were sick of assholes named Jamesman
Wrong.

Quote:

Where hoping assholes like Jamesman shut up
Also wrong.

James Feb 19th, 2003 04:55 PM

I was being sarcastic, Carni. But thank you. You complement me quite well. You are the Stantler to my Waldorf.

glowbelly Feb 19th, 2003 04:56 PM

:lol whateva :lol

It's almost funny how you managed to use all the words right (minus "To"), yet had typos in practically every line. It's almost like you try to hard.

can anybody see the error in jamesman's post? besides the total lack of sarcasm?

James Feb 19th, 2003 05:01 PM

By sarcasm, I mean I didn't really bother to read his post, therefore saving my brain the need to create another blood clot. :(

But I still think I made my point. Glowbelly, stop da hate, yo. :(

glowbelly Feb 19th, 2003 05:11 PM

well there's a new definition of sarcasm, courtesy of jamesman. thank you. i'll make sure to use that one someday.

and will you stop being so goddamned sensitive? i'm surprised you're not covered in some kind of flaky rash or something.

christ.

James Feb 19th, 2003 05:13 PM

glowbelly learns a new Jamesman definition. :love

And yes, I'm sensitive. But don't worry, as I'm not taking any of this to heart. It's all gravy, ravy. ;)

!!!! Feb 19th, 2003 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
:lol whateva :lol

It's almost funny how you managed to use all the words right (minus "To"), yet had typos in practically every line. It's almost like you try to hard.

can anybody see the error in jamesman's post? besides the total lack of sarcasm?

I DO!! I DO!!!

slavemason Feb 19th, 2003 05:20 PM

I don't know whether to talk about the weather or a poor little wether. :)

glowbelly Feb 19th, 2003 05:23 PM

!!!!, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THE CLASS WHAT JAMESMAN DID WRONG?

!!!! Feb 19th, 2003 05:27 PM

HE SAID It's almost like you try to hard. WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE SAID It's almost like you try too hard.

AND I'M A MIDDLE SCHOOL DROPOUT :lol

OH PLEASE JAMESMAN NOW TELL US THAT THIS WAS A CLEVER SARCASM JOKE :)

James Feb 19th, 2003 05:30 PM

Boo on you people. Now that WAS a joke. >:

glowbelly Feb 19th, 2003 05:31 PM

are you giving us a new definition for "joke" now too?

James Feb 19th, 2003 05:32 PM

;)

This thread is going NOWHERE. :lol

Vomit Feb 19th, 2003 05:37 PM

OMG! BLOW YOU'RE FUCKING BRAINS OUT! THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED! >:

!!!! Feb 19th, 2003 05:37 PM

JUST LIKE YOUR CAREER :lol

Jixby Phillips Feb 19th, 2003 05:38 PM

QUIT NOT FIGHTING GLOWBELLY YOU FUCKING CHICKEN :rolleyes

James Feb 19th, 2003 05:39 PM

Your being to mean, guys. Were hear to make fun of the newbies.


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