The newspaper
 

I recommend you read it. >:

which one >:

The one that your dad rolls up and pistons up your ass every morning before breakfast.

newspapers are hella gay and a waste
 

Why should we read the newspaper?
I have news on the tv and i can read my comics online whilst not getting ink on my hands or killing hella trees.

So what's Garfield been up too? Does he still hate Mondays :rolleyes

YOU SHOULD ALL READ MY NEWSPAPER >:

www.uwosh.edu/AT

ACTUALLY JUST SCROLL DOWN AND READ THE LIGHTERSIDE SECTION.

IT IS LOL TRUST ME >:

oh lets read the newspaper now shall we! who;s up for reading some fascist propaganda eh you sick bastard? oh sounds dandy! BanzaI! lets find out what grand emporer bush has done today. headline: Grand emporer bush cleanses iraq. Millions brought to the netherworld through his graces kindness.
thankyou, my dads telling me to get off the fucking computer so here i fucking go. good fucking night.

I read Ziggy and Family Circus every Sunday.:lol

I recommend you read it!>:

Ah, Ziggy. The comic strip about the world's first homosexual man who has no design taste.