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Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2003, 12:52 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,893
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Weight Watchers

AVOID that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the fucking thing in the first place, you fat bastards.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2003, 11:58 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,501
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PLAY "Indiana Jones" with your pet mouse using a...

PLAY "Indiana Jones" with your pet mouse using a length of drainpipe and a baseball.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2003, 11:38 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,728
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Ladies

AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2003, 09:56 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,356
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DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars....

DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2003, 09:34 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 7,032
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CREATE instant designer stubble by sucking a...

CREATE instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 4th, 2003, 12:45 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,616
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SHAKIN' STEVENS. Save yourself potential...

SHAKIN' STEVENS. Save yourself potential embarrassment by not developing Parkinson's Disease.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 4th, 2003, 12:26 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,616
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SAVE money on expensive hole punchers by goading...

SAVE money on expensive hole punchers by goading a Great Dane into snapping at you while you slip the appropriate documents between its foaming canines. It may help to make a pencil mark halfway...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 4th, 2003, 12:17 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,616
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Ironing

SAVE doing unnecessary ironing by putting on your shirt and tucking it into your trousers. Then draw a line around the shirt at belt level with an indelible marker pen. The material below this line...
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