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Forum: General Blabber Dec 16th, 2003, 08:32 PM
Replies: 326
Views: 42,507
Posted By Abe Slank
I'm gonna miss jixby :(

I'm gonna miss jixby :(
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 16th, 2003, 08:26 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
So many Haiku You take a good goddamn look At all...

So many Haiku
You take a good goddamn look
At all these Haiku
Forum: General Blabber Sep 16th, 2003, 02:12 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Someone should bust all caps in your ass.

Someone should bust all caps in your ass.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 16th, 2003, 02:08 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Fowl play is afoot Esuohlim gets his revenge Tart...

Fowl play is afoot
Esuohlim gets his revenge
Tart instead of sweet
Forum: Music Sep 12th, 2003, 08:49 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,246
Posted By Abe Slank
I'm only sad now, tonight I'll be drunk and sad. ...

I'm only sad now, tonight I'll be drunk and sad. :(
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2003, 06:40 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 10,290
Posted By Abe Slank
Fly-My-Dad-Fucks-Prostitutes???

Fly-My-Dad-Fucks-Prostitutes???
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2003, 04:18 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 10,290
Posted By Abe Slank
Mine means "skinny monkey" in some language, I...

Mine means "skinny monkey" in some language, I forget.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2003, 04:10 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,112
Posted By Abe Slank
I feel like cutting off my penis...

...just so I can bleed to death. :)
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 11th, 2003, 04:01 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
I hate goddamn flies I hate these fucking tight ...

I hate goddamn flies
I hate these fucking tight pants
Smothering my balls

Today was a waste
DéjÃ*vu of more bullshit
I'll see tomorrow

I'll go and drink beer
I still hate these fucking pants
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 13th, 2003, 06:30 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
This is more like it Finally, some room to...

This is more like it
Finally, some room to breathe
Sober up, then rock.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 9th, 2003, 07:32 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Plenty of reasons However, none mentioned...

Plenty of reasons
However, none mentioned here
Find your own reasons

It's time to drink beer
Practice over, ears ringing
Don't forget to eat
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 9th, 2003, 01:36 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
A voice of reason Best heard through a sober...

A voice of reason
Best heard through a sober ear
Better chance today

Is el niño back?
Watermelon screams "Enough!"
Reiniscing drought
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 9th, 2003, 01:50 AM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
A guy named Bubbles He hates me just like you...

A guy named Bubbles
He hates me just like you guys
Small world, you fuckers
Forum: Music Aug 7th, 2003, 07:19 PM
Replies: 9,219
Views: 1,121,796
Posted By Abe Slank
Flaming Lips - Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell

Flaming Lips - Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 7th, 2003, 07:02 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
No need to blame me Just pretend I'm...

No need to blame me
Just pretend I'm slavemason
Since I am and all
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 7th, 2003, 04:38 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Did anyone note Six syllables in line one? You...

Did anyone note
Six syllables in line one?
You think you're good...[/quote]

Did anyone note
Four syllables in line three
You're alright by me
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 7th, 2003, 04:36 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Esuohlim should have Then again, he is slipping I...

Esuohlim should have
Then again, he is slipping
I think he gave up

Man lies on the floor
I had to call 9-1-1
He had a seizure

That happened at work
I was nervous and rattled
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 6th, 2003, 08:25 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Re: dude

You act like a cat
Trying to cover your shit
Need to dig deeper
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 6th, 2003, 08:21 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Just look at my name? Well, it means skinny...

Just look at my name?
Well, it means skinny monkey
Shall we look at your's
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 6th, 2003, 08:07 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
What gives Esuohlim You think your shit doesn't...

What gives Esuohlim
You think your shit doesn't stink?
Your haikus sure do

You're clutching at straws
Your haikus are suffering
Why not rest yourself?
Forum: General Blabber Aug 6th, 2003, 07:52 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,092
Posted By Abe Slank
You could always just move out of your mommy's...

You could always just move out of your mommy's house, get your own card, and/or quit being such a P-boy.
Forum: Music Aug 6th, 2003, 07:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,852
Posted By Abe Slank
http://www.onlineathens.com/images/032901/weenLR.j...

http://www.onlineathens.com/images/032901/weenLR.jpg
W E E N
http://www.3rfs.org/uup.jpg
Utah Phillips
http://www.gocontinental.com/photos3/krupa.jpg
Gene Krupa

I hate to do it you, but here's...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 6th, 2003, 07:31 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
A new haikuer the Backdoorviolator The bitch was...

A new haikuer
the Backdoorviolator
The bitch was lonely
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 5th, 2003, 08:35 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Yard turned into stream Stream turned into a...

Yard turned into stream
Stream turned into a river
Act of God, the flood

This isn't mock wars
All the same, I think I'll go
Read a book then sleep
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 4th, 2003, 08:08 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 68,124
Posted By Abe Slank
Just four hours of sleep Slowly becoming the...

Just four hours of sleep
Slowly becoming the norm
Head like wet cotton
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