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Forum: General Blabber Feb 8th, 2005, 06:38 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,850
Posted By Malevolent
I must revert to my alter ego at this time.

I must revert to my alter ego at this time.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 16th, 2004, 09:26 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 7,206
Posted By Malevolent
And the other could be the villain.

And the other could be the villain.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 8th, 2004, 07:56 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 7,698
Posted By Malevolent
If this is a joke, it's not funny. If this is...

If this is a joke, it's not funny. If this is real, I hope the baby is stillborn.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 4th, 2004, 01:38 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 6,867
Posted By Malevolent
My capacity for hatred far surpasses yours, I...

My capacity for hatred far surpasses yours, I assure you. Do not give me further cause to hate you. Crawl back into the primordial pool of unfunny, unoriginal slime from which you emerged.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 4th, 2004, 08:02 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,606
Posted By Malevolent
My attendance will be assured if you promise that...

My attendance will be assured if you promise that you'll make me a breakfast sandwich with ham, sausage, bacon, egg, and cheese on a toasted bulky roll.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 4th, 2004, 07:58 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,255
Posted By Malevolent
Some of you should be stabbed. Repeatedly. With...

Some of you should be stabbed. Repeatedly. With something rusty.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 3rd, 2004, 12:15 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 8,784
Posted By Malevolent
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/screen0/...

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/screen0/197341_20031003_screen002.jpg
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 3rd, 2004, 12:02 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 10,929
Posted By Malevolent
What about when Timmy was trying to explain to...

What about when Timmy was trying to explain to Mr. Mackey that Jimmy was on steroids? What about when Jimmy beat up his girlfriend? Comedy gold!
Forum: General Blabber Mar 29th, 2004, 08:06 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,968
Posted By Malevolent
Hair dye, tie-dye, and some form of fluffy, pink...

Hair dye, tie-dye, and some form of fluffy, pink stuffed animal. Your faggotry knows no bounds!
Forum: General Blabber Mar 29th, 2004, 05:53 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,949
Posted By Malevolent
I think the Fartinmowler Initiative should be...

I think the Fartinmowler Initiative should be reintroduced with harsher penalties. Instead of being banned, the guilty party should be drawn and quartered, with an arm or leg being sent to the next...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 24th, 2004, 04:26 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 6,259
Posted By Malevolent
I'm going to spend the time hoping some horrible...

I'm going to spend the time hoping some horrible misfortune befalls you. :die
Forum: General Blabber Mar 24th, 2004, 04:25 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,231
Posted By Malevolent
Being British is the balls, you stupid git! :posh

Being British is the balls, you stupid git! :posh
Forum: General Blabber Mar 24th, 2004, 04:18 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,683
Posted By Malevolent
I'd kill you. Hell, I'd kill you just to watch...

I'd kill you. Hell, I'd kill you just to watch you die. Screw the Klondike bar. >:
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Mar 20th, 2004, 05:24 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,892
Posted By Malevolent
Where is Conan?

Where is Conan?
Forum: General Blabber Mar 20th, 2004, 05:18 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 9,715
Posted By Malevolent
Infidelity in any form is unforgivable.

Infidelity in any form is unforgivable.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 20th, 2004, 05:12 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,900
Posted By Malevolent
The ape was reaching for his piece. The officers...

The ape was reaching for his piece. The officers had to take him down :|
Forum: General Blabber Mar 20th, 2004, 05:11 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,328
Posted By Malevolent
http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Quintessons.j...

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Quintessons.jpg
"Innocent!"
Forum: General Blabber Mar 20th, 2004, 05:05 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,265
Posted By Malevolent
You were responsible for the death of 13,000...

You were responsible for the death of 13,000 Union soldiers at Fredericksburg. Your incompetence disgusts me. Leave at once. You're relieved of command.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 20th, 2004, 05:02 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,269
Posted By Malevolent
I imagined all four turtles and what it would be...

I imagined all four turtles and what it would be like watching them kill you. I couldn't decide whether I'd want you to be eviscerated by Leonardo, be turned into a pin cushion by Raphael, have your...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 17th, 2004, 03:38 PM
Replies: 17,739
Views: 2,221,163
Posted By Malevolent
It was Zinfandel, jackass.

It was Zinfandel, jackass.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 17th, 2004, 02:59 AM
Replies: 17,739
Views: 2,221,163
Posted By Malevolent
I suppose I can release some archive photos that...

I suppose I can release some archive photos that have never been seen before.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Meaty.JPG
Here I am enjoying some delicious ribs at Disney's Polynesian...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 8th, 2003, 04:28 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 6,342
Posted By Malevolent
I'd say about 75% of the posters nowadays remind...

I'd say about 75% of the posters nowadays remind me of the Malevolent Seal of Disapprovalâ„¢.
http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Shit.jpg
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 10th, 2003, 04:18 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 8,518
Posted By Malevolent
http://home.attbi.com/~carnivorous/MSOA.jpg I...

http://home.attbi.com/~carnivorous/MSOA.jpg
I suppose you'll be wanting this now, Chimp.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 4th, 2003, 11:15 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,142
Posted By Malevolent
I liked...

I liked it!

http://home.attbi.com/~martok/MSOA.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Apr 4th, 2003, 11:02 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 6,408
Posted By Malevolent
You obviously stopped putting out. Seriously,...

You obviously stopped putting out. Seriously, what else do you have to offer? Intelligent conversation? :lol
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