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Forum: General Blabber Feb 27th, 2003, 08:40 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 19,749
Posted By Kalashnikov
You sure?

You sure?
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2003, 09:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,501
Posted By Kalashnikov
Gee Choji, I missed ya buddy! C'mere and give ol'...

Gee Choji, I missed ya buddy! C'mere and give ol' JB a hug.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2003, 09:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,501
Posted By Kalashnikov
Na, I'll just save my ammo for when I'm in...

Na, I'll just save my ammo for when I'm in Conneticut. It was just a lil' problem regarding distribution of a certain type of oregano, and a second-hand "BB gun", which had quite a history to...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2003, 09:31 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,501
Posted By Kalashnikov
Well, what did I miss?

I'm back, for those who thought I was long gone. Just had to lay low for a while, after getting in a lil' mess with Los Federales. Anyways, now that the shit cleared up, I'm back at home, ready to...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 10th, 2003, 02:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,680
Posted By Kalashnikov
Dell Dude In Pot Bust

Dude, you're getting a cell........

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2003, 11:08 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,403
Posted By Kalashnikov
What kind of newbie puts a gun as their avatar...

What kind of newbie puts a gun as their avatar anyways?
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2003, 06:56 PM
Replies: 4,546
Views: 614,283
Posted By Kalashnikov
Who the hell saved Rongi from the kennel to...

Who the hell saved Rongi from the kennel to become Jamesman's lapdog?
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2003, 06:52 PM
Replies: 4,546
Views: 614,283
Posted By Kalashnikov
Wow, Rongi's trying to shock. I guess your lack...

Wow, Rongi's trying to shock. I guess your lack of wit proves that you're what happens when evolution goes in reverse.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2003, 06:46 PM
Replies: 4,546
Views: 614,283
Posted By Kalashnikov
Rongi, I would beat you to death with a...

Rongi, I would beat you to death with a dictionary, hoping that you can at least learn to pronounce vowel sounds like "oooooooooooowwwwwwww", "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2003, 06:42 PM
Replies: 4,546
Views: 614,283
Posted By Kalashnikov
No, but I can teach monkeys like you how to be...

No, but I can teach monkeys like you how to be literate.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2003, 06:33 PM
Replies: 4,546
Views: 614,283
Posted By Kalashnikov
Name- Al Age- 24 job- English Teacher...

Name- Al
Age- 24
job- English Teacher (intern)
where you at?- PR
why did you start posting- Found the site by accident, liked it and decided to join
how long have you been on the board- 3...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 5th, 2003, 09:49 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 5,253
Posted By Kalashnikov
Actually, I think Hartman's funny. For one, he's...

Actually, I think Hartman's funny. For one, he's doing a great job at pissing Jamesman off. :)
Forum: General Blabber Feb 5th, 2003, 05:01 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,393
Posted By Kalashnikov
Chojin, first of all, the dead father jokes won't...

Chojin, first of all, the dead father jokes won't get rid of me. If anything, they'll make me pity you, for being a sad, pathetic fuck who gets his kicks from making fun of people who were better...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 08:48 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
People here aren't racists, they are assholes....

People here aren't racists, they are assholes. Racist implies they are playing favorites. These idiots are all equal opportunity offenders.

Well, being white and making fun of minorities sure makes...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 08:36 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
Well, I guess I'm going to have to burn down the...

Well, I guess I'm going to have to burn down the church down the street, because I can hear them whenever they do outdoor services, and thats forcing their beliefs onto me, as well as blocking the...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 08:17 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
Well, my beliefs may offend some people. But what...

Well, my beliefs may offend some people. But what about yours? Doesn't your Christianity offend Muslims? Or Pagans? See, the thing about this world is HATE. What if these are my beliefs? So? Let them...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 08:09 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
Look, Catholicism is just a different branch of...

Look, Catholicism is just a different branch of Christianity. I was pointing out the horrors of the Inquisition, and other acts of intolerism. As for my views on Jesus being a communist, well he did...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 07:48 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
If my avatar offends you, then stop playing...

If my avatar offends you, then stop playing videogames. As for my sig, it's supposed to be my personal belief that Jesus was a communist. Besides, why are you crying about me offending Christianity,...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 07:35 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
No, I don't hate white people. My girlfriend is a...

No, I don't hate white people. My girlfriend is a white girl born and raised in Pennsylvania. Some of my friends are white. So don't mistake my rants for white-hating reverse racism. I know the truth...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 07:25 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
Well, I guess Martin Luther King's assasination...

Well, I guess Martin Luther King's assasination was sarcasm too. I guess Amadou DiAllo's raping was sarcasm too. How about Hitler? Was he being sarcastic too? I guess we didn't see the joke in...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 07:16 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
No Mock. I was just exposing everyone here for...

No Mock. I was just exposing everyone here for the racist shitheads they truly are. It's happened before, and I was just sick of it. And no, I won't shut the fuck up. I won't shut up in the face of...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 07:07 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
The "Favorite Hobbies" thread here in...

The "Favorite Hobbies" thread here in General
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 07:02 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
Proto, I'm just qouting other "mockers"...

Proto, I'm just qouting other "mockers" here.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 06:59 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
"Hey, thats a great idea you filthy jewish ******...

"Hey, thats a great idea you filthy jewish ****** spic. I bet your dad was Amadou Diallo wasnt he?

Dead spics tend to smell bad if they decay

Meh, Jersey your dad was an inbred pureto rican who...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 4th, 2003, 06:47 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 17,299
Posted By Kalashnikov
I-Mockery has turned into a racist shithole.

Guess it has gone from a funny site to a haven for the Black/Hispanic/Jew hating crowd. And it's sucks, since the content on the actual site is funny. Once you get into the forums, then unless you're...
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