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Forum: General Blabber Sep 24th, 2005, 11:25 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,336
Fuck, I'd be honored to have a mother that killed...

Fuck, I'd be honored to have a mother that killed a LIVE animal with a MARINE COMBAT KNIFE.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 24th, 2005, 02:46 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,461
"I thought China stopped doing that, oh well......

"I thought China stopped doing that, oh well... ORDER UP!"

"Albert Fish would be proud."
Forum: General Blabber Jul 24th, 2005, 02:39 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,337
Hobo killing missiles sound way cooler than HOBO...

Hobo killing missiles sound way cooler than HOBO missiles.

Was ROTOR that one that had the buzzsaw blade around it?
Forum: Movies & Television Jul 23rd, 2005, 02:22 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,342
Do you mean like "Fuck, this could actually...

Do you mean like "Fuck, this could actually happen to me!"? If so, no.

Now the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, yes that could happen.
Forum: Movies & Television Jul 22nd, 2005, 11:17 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,342
I only saw the original one simply because Bill...

I only saw the original one simply because Bill Moseley (who played Choptop in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.) was in it.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 28th, 2005, 03:53 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,103
I guess I'm just cursed when it comes to these...

I guess I'm just cursed when it comes to these things. I spend hours a week combing the back-issue dungeon in my local, shitty comic shop, hoping to find at least ONE issue of Tank girl, Flaming...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 28th, 2005, 05:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 965
That's like purchasing land-mines and telling...

That's like purchasing land-mines and telling people that they're for hunting.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 27th, 2005, 09:36 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,643
Heh, that's spooky. Wouldn't that have some sort...

Heh, that's spooky.

Wouldn't that have some sort of negative effect on someone's brain, if they were kept like that for more than the 3 hours they used?
Forum: General Blabber Jun 27th, 2005, 01:12 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 976
Heh, Ichi the Killer. Where are all these magical...

Heh, Ichi the Killer. Where are all these magical theatres that show movies that are actually entertaining?
Forum: General Blabber Jun 26th, 2005, 11:40 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,103
Great job, even though I was never really one for...

Great job, even though I was never really one for superhero comics.

Imagine hunting back issues, when not only is the comic out-of-print, but it's an obscure cult comic.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 26th, 2005, 06:57 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,200
"Yes, it's the ass-janitor! For all your rectal...

"Yes, it's the ass-janitor! For all your rectal cleanliness needs!"

Well actually, those aren't paintings. They're janitor-spawners for when the first one gets poisoned or beaten to death.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 29th, 2005, 11:54 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,049
Point taken and post edited.

Point taken and post edited.
Forum: General Blabber May 29th, 2005, 11:49 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,323
"Ha-ha! Oh, what a wacky guy Eric is! Happily...

"Ha-ha! Oh, what a wacky guy Eric is! Happily rubbing himself to climax, only to discover that..... HE'S IN A POISON SUMAC BUSH! ON TOP OF A NETTLE PATCH!"
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 28th, 2005, 10:25 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,049
Well, Murray the Cop, the only error in my post I...

Well, Murray the Cop, the only error in my post I can see would be my my over(or under) use of the comma. And what exactly are theese epople that you speak of?
Forum: General Blabber May 28th, 2005, 08:46 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,863
Nissin's instant Chow-Mein.

Nissin's instant Chow-Mein.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 28th, 2005, 08:09 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,049
The same America that passes laws to censor every...

The same America that passes laws to censor every media of art, because parents want to be responsibility-free when it comes to their ignorant larvae. In turn, ruining it for the minority of people...
Forum: General Blabber May 19th, 2005, 06:04 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,074
Some kid in my last home town got food-poisoning...

Some kid in my last home town got food-poisoning from one of those grab-bag candies last year.
Forum: General Blabber May 7th, 2005, 02:14 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 3,486
A problem I always have with coloring things is...

A problem I always have with coloring things is the color quality. For example, I tried to design a parody propaganda poster, but couldn't give the reds that scratchy quality that they normally get...
Forum: General Blabber May 5th, 2005, 11:05 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 841
I got some kid vomiting, and the vomit was green...

I got some kid vomiting, and the vomit was green like dirty pool water.
Forum: General Blabber May 4th, 2005, 11:16 PM
Replies: 226
Views: 6,390
I'll admit I'm stupid, hell, I probably have an...

I'll admit I'm stupid, hell, I probably have an IQ in the low seventies.

Plus this is fun, I've been stuck in my dorm all night without any entertainment.

edit: I haven't used any of those remarks,...
Forum: General Blabber May 4th, 2005, 11:11 PM
Replies: 226
Views: 6,390
Well then, why do you keep posting in this thread...

Well then, why do you keep posting in this thread to rephrase what you said and whining about people remarking on your opinions,
Forum: General Blabber May 4th, 2005, 11:02 PM
Replies: 226
Views: 6,390
Learn from yourself pal, you posted on the I-Mock...

Learn from yourself pal, you posted on the I-Mock board, people made fun of you, accept the fucking consequences.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support May 4th, 2005, 10:59 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,425
Doctor pepper adds a sweet taste to it, besides,...

Doctor pepper adds a sweet taste to it, besides, that's a waste of delicious seltzer water.
Forum: General Blabber May 4th, 2005, 09:59 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 999
Hey, that's a neat concept.

Hey, that's a neat concept.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 4th, 2005, 09:33 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 3,569
I think that I have the same problem as...

I think that I have the same problem as Carnivore, it's not that some people want to do a job to help their country, but that some racist prick will join just to justify murder, and be considered a...
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