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Forum: General Blabber Jan 17th, 2009, 01:31 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 7,053
Posted By DeadKennedys
Before you get complacent... DON'T! I had four...

Before you get complacent... DON'T!

I had four of them, all impacted. I'm a goddamn neanderthal. They sliced open my gums, and I still have some weird feeling holes there today. I got one dry...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 17th, 2009, 12:21 AM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,844,087
Posted By DeadKennedys
Isn't that a girl's coming of age party? Like the...

Isn't that a girl's coming of age party? Like the Beaner Bat Mitzvah?
Forum: General Blabber Jan 16th, 2009, 11:33 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 7,247
Posted By DeadKennedys
Sometimes, it's the only way to avoid certain...

Sometimes, it's the only way to avoid certain doom.

Drill Sgt: Why are you eyeballing me, private? Do you love me? Do you think I'm sexy?

"With all due respect Drill Sergeant, the private thinks...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 8th, 2009, 04:54 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,335
Posted By DeadKennedys
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/869/cloysterle3...

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/869/cloysterle3.png

I FOUND IT!
Forum: General Blabber Jan 8th, 2009, 01:00 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,335
Posted By DeadKennedys
Asshole =/= Bad guy I'm sorry though, man. I...

Asshole =/= Bad guy

I'm sorry though, man. I didn't know that women were turned on by senseless internet arguments. But at the same time, they're beautiful creatures and I should respect them more....
Forum: General Blabber Jan 8th, 2009, 12:55 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,335
Posted By DeadKennedys
:lol I never said I was a nice guy. I'm just a...

:lol

I never said I was a nice guy.

I'm just a classy asshole. And I don't start internet arguments in between furious masturbation sessions.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 8th, 2009, 12:47 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,335
Posted By DeadKennedys
A clever tactic, I must say!

A clever tactic, I must say!
Forum: General Blabber Jan 8th, 2009, 12:41 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,335
Posted By DeadKennedys
With the female empowerment comment you made out...

With the female empowerment comment you made out of the blue, well, you know... :/
Forum: General Blabber Jan 8th, 2009, 12:31 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,335
Posted By DeadKennedys
Yeah. That's exactly what I was implying. I'm...

Yeah. That's exactly what I was implying. I'm sorry, women. I mean, wymyn. I'm such a chauvinist I'm just out of control :lol

Let me rephrase it then. A middle-aged, overweight slob who is entirely...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 8th, 2009, 12:14 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,335
Posted By DeadKennedys
This might be funny if Tadao was a brash young...

This might be funny if Tadao was a brash young rogue with a devil may care attitude, inciting responses from people just to get his kicks

When in fact he's a middle-aged, unmarried overweight slob...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 7th, 2009, 03:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,853
Posted By DeadKennedys
You make my college experience seem really boring...

You make my college experience seem really boring :\
Forum: General Blabber Jan 7th, 2009, 03:14 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,439
Posted By DeadKennedys
Your new one pleases me :] P.S. I don't really...

Your new one pleases me :]

P.S. I don't really think you're a fag. Unless you are actually a homosexual and you can take it as a compliment!
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 7th, 2009, 03:11 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,022
Posted By DeadKennedys
Ah, that's a shame. Well, if you're a fan of the...

Ah, that's a shame. Well, if you're a fan of the comics I can't blame you for disliking the movie. Since I've never read them I can't be disappointed that the movie's unfaithful :lol
Forum: General Blabber Jan 5th, 2009, 05:56 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,439
Posted By DeadKennedys
Yeah, and you've even got an anime avatar....

Yeah, and you've even got an anime avatar. Fag.

THAT JUST HAPPENED
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 5th, 2009, 01:38 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 20,880
Posted By DeadKennedys
THEY'RE ALL DUNE COONS TO ME KILL EM ALL LET...

THEY'RE ALL DUNE COONS TO ME

KILL EM ALL LET ALLAH SORT EM OUT amirite
Forum: General Blabber Jan 5th, 2009, 12:31 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,591
Posted By DeadKennedys
PRAYIN' SO HARD...

PRAYIN' SO HARD pants

http://www.feld.com/blog/home/feld/www/blog/images/DSC_0037_small.jpg
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 4th, 2009, 04:46 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,022
Posted By DeadKennedys
Maybe we've just got poor taste but me and my...

Maybe we've just got poor taste but me and my friends enjoyed it. It embraces the corniness of a b-list comic book (Batman this is not), and was funny as hell. I enjoyed it a lot more than most of...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:13 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 20,880
Posted By DeadKennedys
I didn't say this was a bad thing. This is what...

I didn't say this was a bad thing.

This is what happens when a nation driven by organized religion elects a terrorist regime. :lol
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 3rd, 2009, 05:04 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,949
Posted By DeadKennedys
I don't know what that says about me, but I did...

I don't know what that says about me, but I did used to live in Texas :(
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 3rd, 2009, 04:01 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 25,605
Posted By DeadKennedys
Apparently, the Island of Sapporo is North Korea,...

Apparently, the Island of Sapporo is North Korea, also
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 3rd, 2009, 03:52 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 20,880
Posted By DeadKennedys
Ground forces just entered Gaza. Check CNN for...

Ground forces just entered Gaza. Check CNN for the live feed.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 3rd, 2009, 03:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,949
Posted By DeadKennedys
Leave it. Taking criticism is a lost art - our...

Leave it.

Taking criticism is a lost art - our pussy generation thinks we're so perfect, how dare someone have the audacity to criticize us. Just as a stone can sharpen a sword, so can one man...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 2nd, 2009, 08:23 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,591
Posted By DeadKennedys
Split...

Split Pants

http://www.orato.com/files/imagecache/storyimage/files/article/TornPants.jpeg


Chaps

http://www.millcreek-trading.com/drizabone/images/oilcloth_CHAPS.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2008, 09:08 PM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,844,087
Posted By DeadKennedys
Maybe. But he's a quartermaster, and I'm a medic....

Maybe. But he's a quartermaster, and I'm a medic. Ask a 19K.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 29th, 2008, 12:27 PM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,844,087
Posted By DeadKennedys
What's your MOS? <-- 68W :lol

What's your MOS?

<-- 68W :lol
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