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Forum: General Blabber Feb 21st, 2007, 10:37 AM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Loosely, like your mother. Another light...

Loosely, like your mother.
Another light jab.
Much to the level of which I bicker.

How was your morning?
I was drinking coffee and listening to Dream Theater.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 20th, 2007, 11:45 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Me gusto los chicos pequenos IN MY MOUTH. As far...

Me gusto los chicos pequenos IN MY MOUTH. As far as Noob3 is concerned.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 20th, 2007, 10:59 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
I thought that was debajo. Am I wrong? HISPANICS...

I thought that was debajo.
Am I wrong?
HISPANICS PLEASE HELP.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 20th, 2007, 09:41 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
si, abajo de tu madre!

si, abajo de tu madre!
Forum: General Blabber Feb 20th, 2007, 11:04 AM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
You tryin' to get crazy with me s a? Don't you...

You tryin' to get crazy with me s a? Don't you know I'm loco?
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2007, 10:15 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
ALRIGHT STOP. Collaborate and listen.

ALRIGHT STOP.

Collaborate and listen.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2007, 10:05 PM
Replies: 1,559
Sticky: The Cowboy Song
Views: 543,663
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kio-kio...

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2007, 10:01 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
So...this is a story all about how, my life got...

So...this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2007, 09:47 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
But the Ben Folds cover=genius. Ben Folds cover...

But the Ben Folds cover=genius.
Ben Folds cover of Such Great Heights=cock.
If you're going to cover a song, make it your own. Don't make it sound exactly like the original.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2007, 09:45 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Doesn't matter until later on in the song does it?

Doesn't matter until later on in the song does it?
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2007, 09:43 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks. Lick on...

Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the dick. Get the fuck out when you're done. I hops in my ride to make a quick run. I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright. We...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2007, 05:23 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Now I'm afraid of you.

Now I'm afraid of you.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2007, 12:32 PM
Replies: 89,693
Views: 10,127,366
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
I just got out of the hospital again. I'm going...

I just got out of the hospital again. I'm going back in on the 12th for a 5 day test to see what kind of seizure disorder I have. Hope everyone is doing dandy.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Feb 19th, 2007, 12:25 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 9,212
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Garbage Pail Kids Series 11!

A while into my job at my local Goodwill, I stumbled across 20 packs of vintage Garbage Pail Kids cards, all mint and wrapped in their packages, unedible gum intact. I gave away six and kept 2. The...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 21st, 2007, 03:48 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,871
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Forget what I said about McCain. He votes for...

Forget what I said about McCain. He votes for more troops. There goes my vote.
Forum: Music Jan 21st, 2007, 02:13 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 16,583
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
And the Killers. They aren't good anymore.

And the Killers. They aren't good anymore.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2007, 02:11 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,853
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Give peace a chance! Look what this turned into!...

Give peace a chance! Look what this turned into! We are swarmed by armed officers now! Sure, I did it because of my lust for nekked men, but look at us. We've turned into fiends, feeding off each...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2007, 02:06 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,853
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Thank you Chojin. :) Apologies all around!...

Thank you Chojin. :) Apologies all around! *leaves thread again* I'll expect a lot of obscene messages in protest now.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2007, 01:53 PM
Replies: 299
Views: 43,458
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Actually I'd rather vote than participate. I'll...

Actually I'd rather vote than participate. I'll be tied up for a while at that time.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2007, 01:51 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,853
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
*leaves thread*

*leaves thread*
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 21st, 2007, 01:49 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,871
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Write in Ross Perot?

Write in Ross Perot?
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2007, 01:48 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,853
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
:) Again. It's okay to be gay!

:)
Again. It's okay to be gay!
Forum: Music Jan 21st, 2007, 01:48 PM
Replies: 9,219
Views: 837,899
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
Wowsers. I got C'mere on.

Wowsers. I got C'mere on.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2007, 01:46 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,853
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/MightyTight...

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/MightyTightyWhitey/foam-party-nk5d.jpg

What better way to say sorry then with foam?
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2007, 01:44 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,853
Posted By DehydratedPorkMan
*poof*

*poof*
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