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Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 6th, 2005, 09:11 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,166
Posted By SenorSalsa
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bumping this
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Oct 12th, 2003, 12:52 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 878
Posted By SenorSalsa
I started reading it about 2 weeks ago and im not...

I started reading it about 2 weeks ago and im not very far into it, im still on the historical part where all the chains are being set up. My friend reccomended it to me and told me such things as...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Oct 12th, 2003, 12:47 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,379
Posted By SenorSalsa
I liked Jthm a lot, dont let those people who...

I liked Jthm a lot, dont let those people who shop at hot topic because they think its an "underground" store scare you out of it as they almost did to me. Its more entertaining than having a point...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Oct 11th, 2003, 07:51 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,022
Posted By SenorSalsa
Another story (Warning sexyness ahoy)

I had wanted to go the aquarium ever since I was a little boy. Animals have always interested me, especially ones like fish and turtles. When I showed up with my group I was pretty bummed out because...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 14th, 2003, 01:18 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,019
Posted By SenorSalsa
deviantart

here is my deviantart account tell me what you think. Put "countlippy.deviantart.com" inside of the url box and press enter
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 01:12 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 927
Posted By SenorSalsa
WHy diddnt you say "i dont want licks?". See if...

WHy diddnt you say "i dont want licks?". See if you were a ladies man like i am you would suggest that they lick your face, and they probably would because girls love you and I.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 01:08 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 999
Posted By SenorSalsa
Im an alegator Im a mamma pappa coming for you Im...

Im an alegator
Im a mamma pappa coming for you
Im a space invader
I be a rockandroller bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut
smoke a lot green monkey herb
and im busting up your brains for the...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 01:04 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,166
Posted By SenorSalsa
U R teh fagrort my friend...

U R teh fagrort my friend lolololololololololol

Omg wtf bbq

Edited for scrolling.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 12:59 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,749
Posted By SenorSalsa
Bribary my friend. Brye- which is the frut. and...

Bribary my friend. Brye- which is the frut. and berry which is the other fruit.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 04:52 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,184
Posted By SenorSalsa
he popped a boaner, bent his spine backwards, and...

he popped a boaner, bent his spine backwards, and played with his balls with his toung! And then he had a brief snack, and went back too it
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 04:50 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 826
Posted By SenorSalsa
brilliant. But post the one about making bitches...

brilliant. But post the one about making bitches suck your dick, it is betta.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 04:35 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,749
Posted By SenorSalsa
The old folks home (warning, very sexy!)

So I was doing this service hour thing for my school right? The deal is that you have to have 10 school hours and 6 comunity hours. So i was planning on serving my community hours by visiting the old...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 04:29 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,166
Posted By SenorSalsa
Old ladys sure do have dry poonanys!

So I was doing this service hour thing for my school right? The deal is that you have to have 10 school hours and 6 comunity hours. So i was planning on serving my community hours by visiting the old...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 04:05 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,166
Posted By SenorSalsa
Sorry about the warning thing, you kind of should...

Sorry about the warning thing, you kind of should not read it once you see the title and it invlolves sex and parents :( . Sorry i gave you all seizures and made you retarted :/
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 14th, 2003, 04:03 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,184
Posted By SenorSalsa
Jesus, if that is the best story that you can...

Jesus, if that is the best story that you can come up with your highschool is really boring. But yeah, i dont like fat cheerleaders but you are mean mean. I got a blowjob from my girlfriend while we...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 6th, 2003, 01:10 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,992
Posted By SenorSalsa
Giving a translation is really over the top...

Giving a translation is really over the top concidering that you have a short-skirted poorly drawn anime girl standing over a box ready to fight
Forum: General Blabber Mar 6th, 2003, 01:08 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,992
Posted By SenorSalsa
you are mean, i cry now.

you are mean, i cry now.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 4th, 2003, 12:30 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,992
Posted By SenorSalsa
Alex you always know just what to say. i tried...

Alex you always know just what to say. i tried the first part and it worked really well, but when i asked her if i could try the second part, she seemed rather impartial to it. and then she kicked me...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 27th, 2003, 11:07 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,166
Posted By SenorSalsa
keep in mind that this story is "compleatly...

keep in mind that this story is "compleatly true"
Forum: General Blabber Feb 27th, 2003, 10:59 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,992
Posted By SenorSalsa
Hey black jack, its called a mock!

Hey black jack, its called a mock!
Forum: General Blabber Feb 24th, 2003, 01:28 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,992
Posted By SenorSalsa
how??!!!

How do you get a girl to make out with you?! please be serious i dont want any bullshit.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:24 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,225
Posted By SenorSalsa
Brilliant

Brilliant
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:13 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,166
Posted By SenorSalsa
My mom, dad's, and I's sexual encounter.

I am 14, my dad is 48 and my mom is 45. One day i had to mow the lawn, and i was in the back yard going back and forth down the lawn and I see my mom and dad staring at me through the window and...
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