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Forum: General Blabber Dec 17th, 2004, 04:32 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,937
Posted By McMock
Thanks. The doctor says there's only a really...

Thanks. The doctor says there's only a really small chance I'll have it. I have precancerous tissue in my throat but they don't think there'll be cancer yet since I'm still young. I have to wait for...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 17th, 2004, 02:59 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,937
Posted By McMock
Hope you're not discomforted much. I may be...

Hope you're not discomforted much. I may be diagnosed with cancer myself, I'll get the results back in a few days, and it's scaring the living fuck out of me.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 17th, 2004, 01:21 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,119
Posted By McMock
YOU CAN HAVE ONE FOR FREE BUT YOU MUST TAKE THE...

YOU CAN HAVE ONE FOR FREE BUT YOU MUST TAKE THE HOMELESS MAN WITH IT.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 17th, 2004, 12:44 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,511
Posted By McMock
Sometimes I don't know where I find the strength...

Sometimes I don't know where I find the strength to keep coming here!
Forum: General Blabber Dec 17th, 2004, 12:38 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,648
Posted By McMock
toilet. I go have a shit on the toilet and don't...

toilet. I go have a shit on the toilet and don't come back for at least half an hour.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 17th, 2004, 12:34 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,592
Posted By McMock
Oh, that reminds me of this one I'd forgotten. I...

Oh, that reminds me of this one I'd forgotten. I was sitting at the entrance of the bar I worked at and had to sell people those annoying beer-tickets that suck so much and check their entry card as...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 16th, 2004, 10:36 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,251
Posted By McMock
I'm made up entirely out of something called 'spy...

I'm made up entirely out of something called 'spy material', or so my 'Become a secret agent in 10 easy lessons' book told me anyway.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 16th, 2004, 01:02 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,511
Posted By McMock
Nothing I ever do is good enough for you, is it...

Nothing I ever do is good enough for you, is it Dole?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 16th, 2004, 10:03 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,511
Posted By McMock
You're denser than an oilrig, Spectre X.

You're denser than an oilrig, Spectre X.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Dec 16th, 2004, 09:42 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,574
Posted By McMock
From the amount of CD's I'd be inclined to say...

From the amount of CD's I'd be inclined to say Baldurs Gate, but that's definately not a first person game. Try using mobygames to find it.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 16th, 2004, 06:55 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,511
Posted By McMock
Greeks aren't european, they're african.

Greeks aren't european, they're african.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 16th, 2004, 06:38 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,542
Posted By McMock
Remember: slice vertical, not horizontal.

Remember: slice vertical, not horizontal.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 15th, 2004, 03:35 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,222
Posted By McMock
Nope. It's a bad thing. Women seem to think about...

Nope. It's a bad thing. Women seem to think about marriage a lot. If she hasn't considered you, she probably doesn't want it and what she really wants that time for is probably to figure out how to...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 15th, 2004, 02:57 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,042
Posted By McMock
It sure is. You have to ask yourself what that...

It sure is. You have to ask yourself what that guy in the suit gets out of doing this. He's definately not doing it to attract girls. He's not doing it to look cool. What the hell would lead a person...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 15th, 2004, 02:46 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 7,377
Posted By McMock
1) Myself. I'm the only person I know very...

1) Myself. I'm the only person I know very well.
2) Everybody except Chojin
3) Cancer of the pancreas
4) Chojin

Just kidding haha, you know how we like to kid my and my buddy Chojin, he's such a...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 15th, 2004, 02:37 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,451
Posted By McMock
I'm sorry, I appreciate your suggestions, I...

I'm sorry, I appreciate your suggestions, I really do.

Fables is great, I downloaded the entire series. It's got this watchmen -like feeling to it. You know... fitting the storycharacters into our...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 15th, 2004, 02:31 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,325
Posted By McMock
I think so too. The problem is that right now,...

I think so too. The problem is that right now, the marjority of people still don't like homosexuals, and we all know that the majority is always right, especially when it's not.

There was once a...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 15th, 2004, 02:07 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,755
Posted By McMock
There there, emu. It'll all blow over when the...

There there, emu. It'll all blow over when the nuclear cloud blows over and asphyxiates you.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 14th, 2004, 03:55 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,042
Posted By McMock
If you get the red X, here's another version:...

If you get the red X, here's another version: http://galeon.com/scid/5.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Dec 14th, 2004, 03:51 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,042
Posted By McMock
Don't show them you're afraid. They can smell it.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/78/1172/640/5.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Dec 14th, 2004, 02:24 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,026
Posted By McMock
It's totally flawed. The pixels in the background...

It's totally flawed. The pixels in the background left of the firstguy shouldn't be mapped to go to the main page, yet they do. It doesn't make sense because the ones on the right of the fistguy...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 14th, 2004, 02:20 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 9,157
Posted By McMock
I'm so cool. You all know it. Pump up the beat,...

I'm so cool. You all know it.
Pump up the beat, home******.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 14th, 2004, 02:07 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 9,157
Posted By McMock
Look at me! I'm whatever!

Look at me! I'm whatever!
Forum: General Blabber Dec 14th, 2004, 01:50 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 9,157
Posted By McMock
No, sorry. I should get Trilliant someday, but...

No, sorry. I should get Trilliant someday, but for now I only have MSN and that Yahoo thing installed. Can we do it on IRC or with email?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 14th, 2004, 01:47 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,511
Posted By McMock
I think Americans are the only people that...

I think Americans are the only people that routinely tip waiters. I never tip. No europeans do.

British are pigs, that's a well known fact. They invented hooliganism, and that was no coincidence.
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