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Forum: General Blabber Jan 12th, 2016, 04:02 PM
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Posted By Otto
I don't crawl out of the woodwork! I come in and...

I don't crawl out of the woodwork! I come in and out of depressive hazes.

I refuse to believe it's a new year until I hear it from my commanding officer. Also don't looke Hess in the eye, he has a...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 9th, 2015, 02:32 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The...

Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The orderlies, the muscle they use to keep the unruly nuts in check are always wearing bow ties with their names embroidered on their shirts. Prime example: one...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 7th, 2015, 05:27 PM
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Posted By Otto
The thing that disappointed me the most about my...

The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 7th, 2015, 12:47 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share...

Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share with that psychiatric hospital orderly whose face I slashed open 3 years ago.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 7th, 2015, 12:27 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
i tried to kill myself yesterday with pills and...

i tried to kill myself yesterday with pills and two pints of booze and all I did was sleep all day and throw up in the morning

i wonder if i set my house on fire if the smoke will make me pass out...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 2nd, 2015, 02:12 PM
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Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
Also going to get to work on two comix now that...

Also going to get to work on two comix now that I'm on something to keep my anxiety tamped down. Have to put up some character sketches.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 2nd, 2015, 02:05 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 15,839
Posted By Otto
I'm going to pants you and drag you around the...

I'm going to pants you and drag you around the track...

and there's a remote possibility that I might make a soup or some sort of savory gelatin out of you.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 1st, 2015, 01:54 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonL...

http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/gimp_zpszsgo9kvl.jpg...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 1st, 2015, 01:49 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2015, 11:51 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
so i picked up drawing again for the first time...

so i picked up drawing again for the first time in like five months. You jerks want to see some fucking goddamn art?
Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2015, 03:03 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
My insane pen scratchings pass as art, I get a...

My insane pen scratchings pass as art, I get a free pass in most places. The trick is to only do it in places where people look like they can name more than two artists (and in my state you have to...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 30th, 2015, 07:19 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
Yeah, keep laughing. It's going to make it all...

Yeah, keep laughing. It's going to make it all the more rewarding when I surgically alter you into a sentient pumpkin.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 29th, 2015, 10:59 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
?????? Any dumbshit can affect a...

??????

Any dumbshit can affect a quasi-midwestern accent with a vague German undertone. Plebian.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 28th, 2015, 10:37 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
I may be a deranged, emotionally crippled weirdo,...

I may be a deranged, emotionally crippled weirdo, but at least I'm not ZBF!
Forum: General Blabber Aug 28th, 2015, 09:19 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
MY PARENTS NEVER LOVESD ME AND I SUFFER FROM A...

MY PARENTS NEVER LOVESD ME AND I SUFFER FROM A MYRIAD OF CRIPPLING EMOTIONAL DISORDERS >:o
Forum: General Blabber Aug 26th, 2015, 06:47 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the...

This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 22nd, 2015, 12:16 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
I can do it, I tried my hand at ventriloquism...

I can do it, I tried my hand at ventriloquism when I was a dumb kid, until I couldn't stop getting creeped out by the dummy's lifeless staring eyes and I burned it in an oil drum in the back yard.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 11th, 2015, 12:42 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
I bought a hi fi console yesterday! I only wish I...

I bought a hi fi console yesterday! I only wish I could keep it on the front porch, so I could listen to my 78s while polishing a revolver and giving my neighbors menacing grins.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 6th, 2015, 12:36 AM
Replies: 1,210
Views: 185,713
Posted By Otto
Feh! I'd rather my tax dollars go into developing...

Feh! I'd rather my tax dollars go into developing new and better apocalypse causing weapons. I'm tired of conventional doomsday weapons that just vaporize people, poison the land, and create...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 1st, 2015, 01:25 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
:lol I'm sure they get their fair share of...

:lol I'm sure they get their fair share of bizarre complaints from their patients that are low-functioning schizophrenics and the like that go straight into the furnace, but they usually tend to heed...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 31st, 2015, 12:49 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
Hahaha, I just reported my psychiatrist to the...

Hahaha, I just reported my psychiatrist to the AMA for professional misconduct.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 23rd, 2015, 11:09 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
Huh, I was just guessing. Never really been into...

Huh, I was just guessing. Never really been into coke. Too expensive, scarce in this area, and I'm not going to gamble with mixing cocaine and my addictive personality.

I always found its scarcity...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 23rd, 2015, 01:02 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
I'm sick of seeing news stories about Donald...

I'm sick of seeing news stories about Donald Trump leading in the GOP polls. I'm throwing my hat into this whole election thing, fuck crafting an image of freedom loving man of the people. I'm giving...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 20th, 2015, 07:04 PM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
That was me at a funeral. So, yes.

That was me at a funeral. So, yes.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 20th, 2015, 01:49 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,409,475
Posted By Otto
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonL...

http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/doll_zps3pgkh3o4.jpg (http://s1282.photobucket.com/user/PoseyVonLang/media/doll_zps3pgkh3o4.jpg.html)

also ive been told i can easily pass for...
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