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Forum: General Blabber Apr 9th, 2006, 10:07 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 5,946
Posted By Staxeon
Picture, girl in the shower. Now, do you want to...

Picture, girl in the shower. Now, do you want to see something fine like Jessica Alba or do you want to see a scene from Big Mama's House?

Fat love is nasty.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 9th, 2006, 09:58 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,130
Posted By Staxeon
Baby toes should be left alone, they never...

Baby toes should be left alone, they never bothered you!

What the deal with the thing about drinking champange out of a woman's shoe or whatever those French fucks are into? I think I saw someone...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 9th, 2006, 09:48 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,130
Posted By Staxeon
Feet take me to the bed, after that their...

Feet take me to the bed, after that their involvement ends. Except for the comical moment where your underwear gets stuck on them, but that can be more annoying than funny.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Apr 9th, 2006, 09:39 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,967
Posted By Staxeon
Personal experience with the Pentium M, it never...

Personal experience with the Pentium M, it never ran fast. Since the M runs slower to "conserve battery life" it never runs at full speed when you need it. Like any laptop user, when I was near an...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 03:54 AM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,976,075
Posted By Staxeon
Right, because no ones ever posted pics of Mega...

Right, because no ones ever posted pics of Mega Man, John Kerry, or zoo animals ever before in this thread. :rolleyes
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 02:42 AM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,976,075
Posted By Staxeon
Former? After you stopped working there did they...

Former? After you stopped working there did they cutoff your zoloft or something? Cuz all you ever say in every goddam thread is "shut up shut up shut up", you're like a skipping record, and not...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 7th, 2006, 02:24 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,527
Posted By Staxeon
If he editted the 2nd post it wouldn't it say...

If he editted the 2nd post it wouldn't it say "editted by Zomboid..." on the bottom just like the 1st one? GW do you bother to even look for that shit before you go on a fucktastic tirade?
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 02:17 AM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,976,075
Posted By Staxeon
You're a fucking moron with no goddam life, if...

You're a fucking moron with no goddam life, if your two brain cells would stop whacking eachother off you might be able to say something halfway intelligent once and a while.

Lets look at this from...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 01:54 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,464
Posted By Staxeon
Yep that's about it. Oh, and its better than...

Yep that's about it. Oh, and its better than using these lines at boy scout jambories, you might want to try it.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 7th, 2006, 01:02 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 8,179
Posted By Staxeon
It comes with the special extended directors...

It comes with the special extended directors platinum expansion edition japanese import.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 12:41 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,115
Posted By Staxeon
Mmmm....chicken finger sub.......

Mmmm....chicken finger sub.......
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 12:40 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 9,769
Posted By Staxeon
Granted, but a church captures you and tries to...

Granted, but a church captures you and tries to rid the demons from your body with sing-ins and bake sales in your honor.

I wish gas prices would be normal again.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 12:28 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,396
Posted By Staxeon
Yeah, Sparks can make you run and climb to places...

Yeah, Sparks can make you run and climb to places you normally wouldn't sober. Or dance like you've never wanted to dance before.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 12:27 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,979
Posted By Staxeon
Are you a pigtailed girl? If so can I have a 5...

Are you a pigtailed girl? If so can I have a 5 pack of nuggets for a buck plz? Sweet and Spicy Hawaiian sauce too.
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 7th, 2006, 12:24 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 14,198
Posted By Staxeon
Probably not. Matt and Trey have said they can...

Probably not. Matt and Trey have said they can whip out an episode in a week if they push it, hence how alot of their stuff is so timely. A Family Guy ep can be in production for 18 months before...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 12:13 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,464
Posted By Staxeon
Not in college bars. They just giggle.

Not in college bars. They just giggle.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 7th, 2006, 12:06 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,979
Posted By Staxeon
Cut - Paste - 95% of the other threads on this...

Cut - Paste - 95% of the other threads on this board
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2006, 11:57 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 9,769
Posted By Staxeon
Granted. You're under 12 feet of rock at Pompei...

Granted. You're under 12 feet of rock at Pompei and your Latin was excellent.

I wish idiots at drive thru would get my order right all the time.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2006, 11:51 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,539
Posted By Staxeon
Well, either the photomaker or the portrait...

Well, either the photomaker or the portrait studio. Sit on the box and stick your feet in the air.

But I'm guessing the picturemaker is cheaper and has better turnaround time.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2006, 11:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,979
Posted By Staxeon
:/ ..... touche

:/


.....


touche
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2006, 11:44 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 9,769
Posted By Staxeon
Granted, the tornado delivers it and the UPS...

Granted, the tornado delivers it and the UPS truck it was in to your backyard.

I wish I could remember what I needed from a room after I actually walk into said room.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2006, 11:38 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,464
Posted By Staxeon
"ARE THERE ANY SLUTS IN THE BAR?" "Living in my...

"ARE THERE ANY SLUTS IN THE BAR?"

"Living in my grandma's basement its all that bad."

"Did it hurt? Ya know...when I left you on the curb the last time I put roofies in your drink."

"Where's your...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2006, 11:31 PM
Replies: 301
Views: 23,906
Posted By Staxeon
If eating exotic animals was a job, I'd be Donald...

If eating exotic animals was a job, I'd be Donald Trump and fire the rest of your sorry beef-n-chicken-eating asses.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2006, 11:28 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,539
Posted By Staxeon
Terra is the only person apparently in on the...

Terra is the only person apparently in on the Google Anatomy Beta.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 6th, 2006, 11:25 PM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,976,075
Posted By Staxeon
Um yeah. Posting pics of you holding guns on the...

Um yeah. Posting pics of you holding guns on the net, with a post describing a duel.

Excuse me while I make sure there are no black vans outside of my house right now for being in the same forum as...
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