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Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jul 27th, 2007, 10:36 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,024
Posted By Clockwork
I read one of his Xanth books; my brother had a...

I read one of his Xanth books; my brother had a lot of them. It was about some 14-year-old black girl who everyone wanted to fuck, and on her quest, to do something boring I've forgotten the details...
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2007, 03:42 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,373
Posted By Clockwork
I ate a wasp once. It flew into my cup one year...

I ate a wasp once. It flew into my cup one year at Hershey Park, and my friends dared me to. Being the badass that I am, I immediately crunched it up.

It was surprisingly sweet tasting. Lil' tangy....
Forum: Comics 'n Books May 21st, 2007, 11:59 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 8,609
Posted By Clockwork
Different strokes, dude. I don't generally like...

Different strokes, dude. I don't generally like Stephen King so I was already expecting it to suck before I'd turned the first page. It wasn't surprising to find that he still can't manage to write a...
Forum: General Blabber May 21st, 2007, 11:39 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,743
Posted By Clockwork
Proportions is right, my good sir. A good waffle...

Proportions is right, my good sir.

A good waffle batter contains more eggs and less baking powder than pancake batter. Waffles should be made with both wheat and all purpose flour, too. It's a...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys May 21st, 2007, 01:50 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,041
Posted By Clockwork
The 14th Colossus' time attack in hard mode....

The 14th Colossus' time attack in hard mode. Every attempt ends in me hurling my poor PS2 controller to the floor in frustration. It's not even that hard! It's just the thought of climbing all those...
Forum: General Blabber May 21st, 2007, 01:37 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,743
Posted By Clockwork
If you want help you'll have to give us more to...

If you want help you'll have to give us more to go on than just that "they didn't come out right." Were they runny, were they burnt, or what? And if you're using an instant mix crap, like Bisquik,...
Forum: Comics 'n Books May 21st, 2007, 01:17 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 8,609
Posted By Clockwork
I thought Cell was a terrible book. What was very...

I thought Cell was a terrible book. What was very surprising (to me) was how soon the protagonist discovered the case of the mass zombification. It's around p.14 or some...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 1st, 2006, 08:46 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 7,836
Posted By Clockwork
The closest I've ever come to a pet name was the...

The closest I've ever come to a pet name was the time this weirdo called me "candy crotch."

I'm still not sure if I should've felt flattered or insulted. Or even what the hell that means.

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