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Forum: General Blabber Sep 1st, 2012, 09:01 AM
Replies: 17,739
Views: 2,220,557
Posted By Zhukov
Looks more like 1983.

Looks more like 1983.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2012, 06:43 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
I said the same thing to myself today after work;...

I said the same thing to myself today after work; I was feeling sore for the first time in ages. Plus, I was supposed to meet up with some friends, but decided to sit at home and read whilst drinking...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 29th, 2012, 03:11 AM
Replies: 17,739
Views: 2,220,557
Posted By Zhukov
Not ubermensch enough.

Not ubermensch enough.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 25th, 2012, 02:58 AM
Replies: 916
Views: 193,409
Posted By Zhukov
I'd rather be in a Norwegian prison than live in...

I'd rather be in a Norwegian prison than live in America. Not really.


21 years is fucking ridiculous though. He'll do it again most likely.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 24th, 2012, 04:04 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 99,263
Posted By Zhukov
:lol

:lol
Forum: General Blabber Aug 23rd, 2012, 01:13 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
http://www.thegoodies.info/mypictures/goodies_comp...

http://www.thegoodies.info/mypictures/goodies_complete_companion_front_r.jpg

Also; Daphne.
Forum: Loveline Aug 22nd, 2012, 01:07 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 11,846
Posted By Zhukov
I always get really, really hungry and/or thirsty...

I always get really, really hungry and/or thirsty after sex, and there is usually not much I can do about it :/
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 22nd, 2012, 01:03 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 99,263
Posted By Zhukov
Can't help but think it would get wikileaks et al...

Can't help but think it would get wikileaks et al a lot of fame points if he was extradited to Sweden then the US, and then sentenced to death.

I'm sure he doesn't want to die though.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 22nd, 2012, 11:14 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
I knew Chojin would make it big in Asia, but I...

I knew Chojin would make it big in Asia, but I figured it would be for his Dance Dance Revolution skills.

So I was hanging out with a friend tonight, and she was telling me a story of how several...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 18th, 2012, 01:35 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
Elx is 20? Sorry to hear the bad news, Koko. Or...

Elx is 20?

Sorry to hear the bad news, Koko. Or is it not actually sad news? Am I sorry to hear this or not? I never saw you as a marriage type of guy though.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 18th, 2012, 03:20 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 12,463
Posted By Zhukov
Just put off doing something with your life for a...

Just put off doing something with your life for a few more years; like the rest of us.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 23rd, 2012, 11:34 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
Yes, I have problems with leaving a room and then...

Yes, I have problems with leaving a room and then all the people I left it for follow me.


Happens all the god damn time, and I'm not even subtle about announcing that I want to get away.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 20th, 2012, 10:08 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
Everyone's pretending to be busy.

Everyone's pretending to be busy.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 18th, 2012, 01:15 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
Thank you 10k for the only actual serious...

Thank you 10k for the only actual serious suggestion.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 18th, 2012, 01:11 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 8,274
Posted By Zhukov
Oh it's a gay marriage? Count me out.

Oh it's a gay marriage? Count me out.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jul 16th, 2012, 01:10 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 9,603
Posted By Zhukov
Woah, comedy gold from some rich cunt.

Woah, comedy gold from some rich cunt.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 16th, 2012, 12:52 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
Speaking of coughing, I was bragging to this girl...

Speaking of coughing, I was bragging to this girl the other day about how I don't get sick EVER, for which she was suitably impressed, and now just before our next date I have a disgusting guttural...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 16th, 2012, 12:43 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 8,274
Posted By Zhukov
That's a pretty interesting ask. Nothing says...

That's a pretty interesting ask. Nothing says 'sanctity of marriage' like cheating at a moral standards test.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 10th, 2012, 11:59 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
You had a shit that was a boy? That's...

You had a shit that was a boy? That's impressive.


Sometimes I feel like I'm carrying something that needs an ultrasound.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 30th, 2012, 01:47 AM
Replies: 317
Views: 53,981
Posted By Zhukov
Awesome photos. What a great waterfall.

Awesome photos. What a great waterfall.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 30th, 2012, 01:45 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I...

You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I perfected it whilst chatting to another woman during a loveless relationship.

You can to if you believe in yourself.
Forum: Movies & Television Jun 22nd, 2012, 08:16 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 12,384
Posted By Zhukov
I would watch it for sure. Will reserve judgement...

I would watch it for sure. Will reserve judgement though.

Glad that they actually made up a character as well as a story to go with it, rather than just use the licencing they obviously have...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 22nd, 2012, 08:11 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Zhukov
Ten years. Christ.

Ten years. Christ.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 21st, 2012, 09:49 AM
Replies: 317
Views: 53,981
Posted By Zhukov
That looks like a dingo. Not really. Also, your...

That looks like a dingo.

Not really.

Also, your first picture is AWESOME. Can you go swimming in there?
Forum: General Blabber Jun 7th, 2012, 01:40 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,999
Posted By Zhukov
Noooo I haven't read anything by Ray.:\

Noooo I haven't read anything by Ray.:\
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