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Forum: General Blabber Aug 5th, 2004, 04:26 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,325
Posted By ultra perfect cell
I'll attack with two, put them away, get out two...

I'll attack with two, put them away, get out two more, and repeat the process 3 more times.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 5th, 2004, 04:22 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,325
Posted By ultra perfect cell
All three, actually. :lol

All three, actually. :lol
Forum: General Blabber Aug 5th, 2004, 02:58 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,325
Posted By ultra perfect cell
Um...ahhh...ermm....my, ahhhh....my ability to...

Um...ahhh...ermm....my, ahhhh....my ability to uhhhh....my ability to kill anything with my ten machetes?
Forum: General Blabber Aug 5th, 2004, 02:38 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,325
Posted By ultra perfect cell
HIDE! UPC IS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

HIDE! UPC IS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!
Forum: General Blabber Aug 5th, 2004, 02:21 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 12,683
Posted By ultra perfect cell
This isn't my number, but will you prank it?...

This isn't my number, but will you prank it? 225-4331. Thanx
Forum: General Blabber Aug 5th, 2004, 01:57 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,325
Posted By ultra perfect cell
WE INTTERUPT THIS FORUM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!

THE EVIL ULTRA PERFECT CELL HAS RETURNED! REMAIN CALM! AND PLEASE HIDE OR YOU WILL BE HIS NEXT TARGET!
Forum: General Blabber Jul 13th, 2004, 03:17 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,236
Posted By ultra perfect cell
That extremely great page, or what I did to the...

That extremely great page, or what I did to the doll?
Forum: General Blabber Jul 13th, 2004, 03:12 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,307
Posted By ultra perfect cell
My older brother and his girlfriend went to...

My older brother and his girlfriend went to Virginia a couple of weeks ago and they came back with $40 worth of fireworks (which his girlfriend's dad paid for). He had a Roman Candle and about 25...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 13th, 2004, 03:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,236
Posted By ultra perfect cell
George, you are so right about those bratz and...

George, you are so right about those bratz and my scene pieces of shit. My sister has some bratz. One night while she was sleeping :lol I stole one. The nxt day she asked where it was, but of...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 12th, 2004, 01:39 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 8,314
Posted By ultra perfect cell
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Forum: General Blabber Jun 24th, 2004, 08:36 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,787
Posted By ultra perfect cell
Make like bee and buzz off, dumbass.

Make like bee and buzz off, dumbass.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 24th, 2004, 08:34 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,148
Posted By ultra perfect cell
YUM YUM GOOD BEANS :yum FARRRRRRRRRT! I should...

YUM YUM GOOD BEANS :yum FARRRRRRRRRT! I should stop, the windows are cracking up. But the beans......MMMMMMM.....GOOD BEANS
Forum: General Blabber Jun 23rd, 2004, 06:28 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,787
Posted By ultra perfect cell
Arrowx, if you are trying to say u r better than...

Arrowx, if you are trying to say u r better than I am, you must be even more retarded than I think you are. >: :pissed
Forum: General Blabber Jun 23rd, 2004, 06:24 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,148
Posted By ultra perfect cell
MMMMM....good beans :yum FARRRT.

MMMMM....good beans :yum FARRRT.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 22nd, 2004, 04:56 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,148
Posted By ultra perfect cell
FARRRRRT.

FARRRRRT.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 21st, 2004, 06:41 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,148
Posted By ultra perfect cell
FART.

FART.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 21st, 2004, 06:38 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,787
Posted By ultra perfect cell
*arrives at palace* *steals 950 bux in Gold...

*arrives at palace* *steals 950 bux in Gold Koins* *buys porn magazines with the koins* *reads magazines* *Shang Tsung enters* Shit! *hides magazines* I weren't doing nothing, really!
Forum: General Blabber Jun 21st, 2004, 06:28 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,787
Posted By ultra perfect cell
*lifts fartinmowler into the air with his powers...

*lifts fartinmowler into the air with his powers :die and sucks 75% of his soul out* I need more soul stealing practice. BACK TO SHANG TSUNG'S PALACE!
Forum: General Blabber Jun 21st, 2004, 06:22 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,787
Posted By ultra perfect cell
*transforms into Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat*...

*transforms into Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat* HA HA HA HA HA! I have learned how to change into video game kharacters! *gets ready to do his fatality*
Forum: General Blabber Jun 21st, 2004, 12:32 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,787
Posted By ultra perfect cell
UPC IS IN DA FORUM!

Whazzup, all? It feels great to be back to the boards! YAHOO! I HAVE RETURNED AT LAST! I WILL RISE ONCE MORE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support May 30th, 2004, 08:02 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,983
Posted By ultra perfect cell
HUGE MONEY REQUIREMENT

HOW CAN I GET $44.88 IN TWO DAYS? I HVE TO KNOW! PLEASE, I AM DESPERATE! I AM [i]REALLY DESPERATE! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!
Forum: General Blabber May 30th, 2004, 04:24 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,530
Posted By ultra perfect cell
"The Return of UPC 2"

I AM BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Forum: General Blabber May 30th, 2004, 04:22 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,750
Posted By ultra perfect cell
SUCK!

SUCK!
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2004, 09:52 PM
Replies: 48
sad
Views: 5,299
Posted By ultra perfect cell
I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is...

I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is imperfect cell for two posts* Good! Now I'll have a life force feast! *sticks tail in GADZOOKS's dick and drains his life force leaving only his clothes*
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2004, 09:00 PM
Replies: 48
sad
Views: 5,299
Posted By ultra perfect cell
Thought so.

Thought so.
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