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Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2020, 01:10 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
It's my birthday. I got a bookcase and a new...

It's my birthday. I got a bookcase and a new faucet, which is exactly what I asked for.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 3rd, 2020, 04:35 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 9,338
Posted By Shrubfest
Sorry Flagg, I can't even play chess. I'm a dumb...

Sorry Flagg, I can't even play chess. I'm a dumb dumb.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 25th, 2020, 07:12 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,612
Posted By Shrubfest
Can everyone be a vet except ZBF?

Can everyone be a vet except ZBF?
Forum: General Blabber Jul 23rd, 2020, 08:32 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 9,338
Posted By Shrubfest
My husband died so now I own 2 houses, so that's...

My husband died so now I own 2 houses, so that's pretty nice. You?
Forum: General Blabber Jul 23rd, 2020, 08:28 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 5,687
Posted By Shrubfest
Yay! I'm accended. Have a shower and put your...

Yay! I'm accended.



Have a shower and put your nice pants on, T-Dawg.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jul 20th, 2020, 05:42 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 6,630
Posted By Shrubfest
Gosh, I love America. Makes me proud to be...

Gosh, I love America.



Makes me proud to be not American.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 27th, 2015, 04:14 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Jesus. It's so empty here it probably echos.

Jesus. It's so empty here it probably echos.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 22nd, 2013, 01:18 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Mooncups are awesome. Also really good to squick...

Mooncups are awesome.

Also really good to squick out men friends with when you drag an eggcup filled with blood out your lady-place and threaten to empty it into their bathwater.

So I've heard...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 29th, 2013, 07:27 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
They had extra long legs so they could be tied to...

They had extra long legs so they could be tied to things.

Or potentially tie people to things.

But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 29th, 2013, 06:59 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I...

Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I know i wanted to argue the point but it was soon after I joined and I was too much of a coward to tell people on the internet that they were wrong about...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 29th, 2013, 06:54 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP...

Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP stuff. That is not what it was for! :shudder
Forum: General Blabber Jan 25th, 2013, 08:16 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Just to interject, I bought a cape. A tweed...

Just to interject, I bought a cape.

A tweed cape.

Because awesome.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 24th, 2013, 07:05 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Wait, why are you wearing 2 watches?

Wait, why are you wearing 2 watches?
Forum: General Blabber Jan 23rd, 2013, 07:11 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Oh man. I don't know if I'm more amused,...

Oh man. I don't know if I'm more amused, terrified or aroused.

Pub.
I love you.
Like, legit.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 22nd, 2013, 07:23 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Yeah, you'd think people living in Yorkshire...

Yeah, you'd think people living in Yorkshire would be a bit less pussyish. But we're a college town so 'living walking distance to town' is really 'I can make it in 20 mins or less'
Forum: General Blabber Jan 21st, 2013, 05:16 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
So its snowing a fair amount here and I made the...

So its snowing a fair amount here and I made the mistake of checking facebook. At least three people have complained about 'living close to town so no excuse not to go to work; think of the money...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 18th, 2013, 09:02 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
I legit just read all of that shit. I need an...

I legit just read all of that shit. I need an aspirin now.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2012, 08:04 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of...

Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
Badass.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Dec 29th, 2012, 12:25 PM
Replies: 8,427
Views: 986,353
Posted By Shrubfest
Portal. The first one. Everything was going fine...

Portal.
The first one.
Everything was going fine until I started getting shot at.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Nov 22nd, 2012, 03:40 PM
Replies: 8,427
Views: 986,353
Posted By Shrubfest
So, husband got a 360 and bought me 'Alan Wake'...

So, husband got a 360 and bought me 'Alan Wake' because it was 'killing things with light' not shooting things, except it's totally shooting things.


The only console I've ever played is an ameiga....
Forum: Music Nov 11th, 2012, 01:29 PM
Replies: 9,219
Views: 793,407
Posted By Shrubfest
http://soundcloud.com/petrolbastard "They appear...

http://soundcloud.com/petrolbastard

"They appear to be suffering from Asperger's. Basically two guys shouting random obscenities to a techno backing track"
Forum: General Blabber Nov 10th, 2012, 11:26 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
I went to a rave. It's been nearly 4 years since...

I went to a rave. It's been nearly 4 years since I last went. It was wonderful.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 7th, 2012, 06:15 AM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Oh thank god. I woke up afraid to check the news.

Oh thank god. I woke up afraid to check the news.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 6th, 2012, 08:03 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
I wish I could vote in America. Your politics are...

I wish I could vote in America. Your politics are like a comic book, someone is always the bad guy, and there's so much drama.

Here its just posh weak men discussing bendy buses and how long people...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 22nd, 2012, 06:28 PM
Replies: 89,690
Views: 9,413,207
Posted By Shrubfest
Well shit. I just confirmed that all the people...

Well shit.

I just confirmed that all the people I hated from my degree have decided to move back here permanently.
How utterly revolting.
How delightfully hypocritical.

I am genuinely angry.
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