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Forum: General Blabber Nov 30th, 2017, 04:57 PM
Replies: 89,742
Views: 15,007,915
Posted By Evil Robot II
You dont need insurance, just remember to carry...

You dont need insurance, just remember to carry your potassium iodide pills to protect your thyroid in case... you know.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 4th, 2017, 12:06 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
I just built an Apple IIGS, memberberries will be...

I just built an Apple IIGS, memberberries will be the death of us.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 4th, 2017, 12:04 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Lumber prices will decline until 2020.

Lumber prices will decline until 2020.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 3rd, 2017, 11:58 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Autonomous cars will save you money on insurance,...

Autonomous cars will save you money on insurance, enough to pay for the expensive self driving options.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 3rd, 2017, 11:57 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Cock and monkey tits.

Cock and monkey tits.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 3rd, 2017, 11:56 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
This winter will be VERY cold.

This winter will be VERY cold.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 3rd, 2017, 11:54 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Land in Puerto Rico is very cheap right now for...

Land in Puerto Rico is very cheap right now for obvious reasons and will begin gaining value in spring of 2019.
Forum: Movies & Television Oct 17th, 2017, 05:14 PM
Replies: 4,732
Views: 1,135,228
Posted By Evil Robot II
Empire of the Sun

Empire of the Sun
Forum: General Blabber Oct 7th, 2017, 12:59 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Darn it, I was going to seriously say that my...

Darn it, I was going to seriously say that my earthquake prediction would be Mexico -> Bali -> Japan, but at the last second decided to make an OJ Simpson joke out of it since he was just released. ...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 6th, 2017, 07:58 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
I have new insight on my prediction about the bad...

I have new insight on my prediction about the bad water in a country starting with "B". The "B"urma rohingya refugees in "B"angladesh are having 150,000 "sheds" constructed for them. Needless to...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 6th, 2017, 07:50 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Nostradamus was a cold-reading homeless drug...

Nostradamus was a cold-reading homeless drug addict, his writings were intended to get people to drop shillings in his beggar cup on street corners. I say cold reading because they can be applied to...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 3rd, 2017, 08:36 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Invest in companies that make nickle alloy wire.

Invest in companies that make nickle alloy wire.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 3rd, 2017, 08:34 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
No, north Korea has been bullshitting about...

No, north Korea has been bullshitting about nuclear war since '97. North Korea will receive a ship full of rice as a concession for something and fail to offload it since they combined all their...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 2nd, 2017, 10:06 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Central Africa's climate will change for the...

Central Africa's climate will change for the better and become and agricultural powerhouse. Most Africans will not see any benefit from this and will indeed be displaced as farm land becomes more...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 2nd, 2017, 10:03 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Also the earthquake in mexico that triggered a...

Also the earthquake in mexico that triggered a volcano in bali will trigger an OJ simpson in los angeles.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 2nd, 2017, 10:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
I am predicting the next tragedy will be in...

I am predicting the next tragedy will be in brussels or belguim or bolivia, any country starting with a "B" and will involve a poisoned water supply due to global warming (allegedly).
Forum: General Blabber Oct 2nd, 2017, 09:58 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 153,026
Posted By Evil Robot II
facebook is gay

facebook is gay
Forum: General Blabber Sep 20th, 2017, 10:21 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 24,535
Posted By Evil Robot II
Im concerned about the safety of the world

Seriously WTF? Its all like "hey buddy, apocalypse much?" We got these fucking nuclear weapons and like all of a sudden drivers are tailgating like crazy, do those two things have any connection? ...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 7th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 15,088
Posted By Evil Robot II
What ever happened to the scary clown sighting...

What ever happened to the scary clown sighting epidemic? Did the clowns freeze to death or something?
Forum: General Blabber Aug 26th, 2017, 05:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 14,774
Posted By Evil Robot II
EVIL ROBOT RULES

BRING ME THE HEAD OF DOMINICK THE DONKEY, I WANT THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY DEAD ON A PIKE.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 5th, 2015, 04:04 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 34,651
Posted By Evil Robot II
FUCK

FUCK
Forum: General Blabber Jun 16th, 2013, 04:13 PM
Replies: 1,210
Views: 328,192
Posted By Evil Robot II
EVIL ROBOT CONTROLS ALL SCIENCE

EVIL ROBOT CONTROLS ALL SCIENCE
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Mar 13th, 2012, 02:03 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 25,283
Posted By Evil Robot II
Ask Evil Robot

Since Willie is gone now I will answer your questions and I promise not to hurt you at first.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Mar 13th, 2012, 02:01 AM
Replies: 916
Views: 312,568
Posted By Evil Robot II
And the last quote I got was for $649.00 per...

And the last quote I got was for $649.00 per month from oxford and I said I WANTED TO BE AN ILLEGAL not that I am one.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Mar 13th, 2012, 01:59 AM
Replies: 916
Views: 312,568
Posted By Evil Robot II
IM GONNA SMASH YOU IN THE FACE WIHT ONE OF THOSE...

IM GONNA SMASH YOU IN THE FACE WIHT ONE OF THOSE GLASS RESTRAUNT KETCHUP BOTTLES THAT ARE ALWAYS FULL FOR SOME REASON
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