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Forum: General Blabber Oct 30th, 2011, 02:54 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 10,063
Posted By dj bastard
This is part of the problem, she's a scat fiend...

This is part of the problem, she's a scat fiend and loves shit in the face, she see's lobbing it in four year old's faces as a waste, she wants all my excrement to herself. :\

Btw, where's the shit...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 30th, 2011, 02:45 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 10,063
Posted By dj bastard
I hate you, and i always have, you retarded...

I hate you, and i always have, you retarded monkey pants thief.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 30th, 2011, 02:26 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 10,063
Posted By dj bastard
Lobbing fresh excrement...........

At trick or treaters, from a upper window.
My wife has put a ban on this for this year, should i kill her. ?

I see this as a sport, one that has taken me over ten years to perfect, i can now hit...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 30th, 2011, 02:12 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 7,123
Posted By dj bastard
Golly gosh, my stupid dupe account still exists...

Golly gosh, my stupid dupe account still exists too, took me over 2 hours to remember the log in details.

Is chimp still here. ?
I guess he'll ban me now for having multiple accounts. :\

He's...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 30th, 2009, 02:45 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 9,717
Posted By dj bastard
HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA...erm...

HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA...erm , yes.
Forum: General Blabber May 16th, 2009, 10:03 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 8,854
Posted By dj bastard
Wow, i'd fit the bill perfectly. It seems like i...

Wow, i'd fit the bill perfectly.
It seems like i might finally have found my vocation.
I might have to start hanging around here again.
On second thoughts though i can't be fucking arsed, i'd only...
Forum: General Blabber May 16th, 2009, 09:58 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 8,854
Posted By dj bastard
Wow that could be me, i'm English though. Damn.

Wow that could be me, i'm English though.
Damn.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 5th, 2008, 10:40 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,767
Posted By dj bastard
i returned just here to say, HAPPY HAPPY WILLY...

i returned just here to say, HAPPY HAPPY WILLY DAY. :party
Forum: General Blabber Sep 29th, 2008, 09:09 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,930
Posted By dj bastard
I'm back, just long enough to type this and hit...

I'm back, just long enough to type this and hit post quick reply.
bye.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 30th, 2008, 08:29 PM
Replies: 1,044
Views: 195,113
Posted By dj bastard
I dreamed achimp gayed me up with his love...

I dreamed achimp gayed me up with his love banana. For foreplay he begged me to hit his flaccid penis with a spade whilst he applied flea powder to a sickly puppy.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 22nd, 2008, 10:29 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
Thanks for not banning me forever. This site...

Thanks for not banning me forever. This site enhances my life experience so much i don't know how i would live without it.
'farts and leaves'
Forum: General Blabber Jul 7th, 2008, 09:21 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
When will you get it. I dont care if you think im...

When will you get it. I dont care if you think im A: funny B: interesting C: raver141 D: remotely interested in your opinion of me. duh. Show me something humorous you did fucktard.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 7th, 2008, 09:06 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
PL. wrong. chimp, fuck off back to the game forum...

PL. wrong. chimp, fuck off back to the game forum you imbecile.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 7th, 2008, 05:46 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
:worship :lol

:worship :lol
Forum: General Blabber Jul 7th, 2008, 05:44 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
:lol :lol

:lol :lol
Forum: General Blabber Jul 7th, 2008, 05:26 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,540
Posted By dj bastard
Who gives a shit

http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 11:32 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
Im beyond yoiur feeble attempts to bring me down...

Im beyond yoiur feeble attempts to bring me down to your junkie level. and for what it worth i was reading some old threads and laughing my nuts off while you came up with your lame reply, i have a...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 11:16 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
that truly hurts, trying to educate me on...

that truly hurts, trying to educate me on something i dont give a shit about, and thanks for trying to revive the mock wars. I took you 12 minutes to come up with that and im the dumb one.
Ps my...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 10:54 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
Sack of shit, that really got me deep...

Sack of shit, that really got me deep down.
Insult me all you want J>UN>K>I>E Like im gonna break down and take a pill.
Did i hit a nerve. ?
Does the truth hurt. ?
Like i said ive seen it all...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 10:40 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
and ill work my ass off to fix whatever the fuck...

and ill work my ass off to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with me now
Well get to it then 'asshole', we all got problems but dont look for the solution on a public forum. duh.!!!!!!!
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 10:36 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
J>U>N>K>I>E

J>U>N>K>I>E
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 10:32 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
who the fuck cares what you think dick. I dont...

who the fuck cares what you think dick. I dont give a shit what anyone here thinks, i already worked hard for mine dude.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 10:27 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
wtf

wtf
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 10:20 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
wtf

wtf
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2008, 10:08 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 12,525
Posted By dj bastard
Awww, grow the fuck up you junkie, not surprised...

Awww, grow the fuck up you junkie, not surprised your fucked up if you reach for the drug cupboard everytime you feel shit. Personally as someone who runs a small business, i would fire your ass and...
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