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Forum: General Blabber Apr 20th, 2003, 07:38 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,365
Posted By cenamalo
best: my current job. i work at a church (bring...

best: my current job. i work at a church (bring on the pedophilia jokes) and basically sit there from 4.30 to 10ish waiting for everyone to leave so i can lock up. in the meantime i do homework,...
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 20th, 2003, 07:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,186
Posted By cenamalo
well, it's good, so chances are it'll be pulled...

well, it's good, so chances are it'll be pulled faster than family guy.
in other news, i hear the osbournes will be running for another decade. :suicide
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 18th, 2003, 12:42 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,120
Posted By cenamalo
my friend told me that i should get themes for...

my friend told me that i should get themes for each day. but of course they have to have alliteration in the names. all i got so far is

Mel Brooks Monday :)
Three Stooges Thursday (we have 13...
Forum: Movies & Television Apr 16th, 2003, 08:08 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,120
Posted By cenamalo
Movie marathon

Since i'm a dork and i'm not going anywhere for spring break i'm just gonna swing by family video and spend $20 on 20 rentals for the week. Anyone have any ideas for funny classics, cheesy horrors,...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 28th, 2003, 07:03 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 989
Posted By cenamalo
Advanced Intermural Tennis 6:00PM - 8:00, Tuesday...

Advanced Intermural Tennis
6:00PM - 8:00, Tuesday and Thursday

my high school paid me to take any class i wanted at our community college (they thought i was smart or something)
all i did was play...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 18th, 2003, 10:09 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,135
Posted By cenamalo
did you just get nitrous? mine were impacted and...

did you just get nitrous?
mine were impacted and called for 3 hours of surgery so i was knocked out. it was awesome, i didn't remember a thing :)
but afterwards when i started eating again i would...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 18th, 2003, 10:01 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,036
Posted By cenamalo
am i missing something here? am i supposed to...

am i missing something here? am i supposed to attract her by acting like a bigger overdramatic, selfish, attention-craving bitch then her? and why would i want her? we went out years ago and i'm...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 17th, 2003, 08:53 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,377
Posted By cenamalo
time for "desert storm 2: electric boogaloo"...

time for "desert storm 2: electric boogaloo"
:boot
Forum: General Blabber Mar 16th, 2003, 12:57 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 999
Posted By cenamalo
i have been teh quoted! i feel loved :love

i have been teh quoted! i feel loved :love
Forum: General Blabber Mar 16th, 2003, 12:38 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 7,160
Posted By cenamalo
Virgin by choice. read...

Virgin by choice. read http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1709 to find out why.
and i really don't think i'm missing out on much. i still date and shit but i'm not gonna have sex just to say i...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 16th, 2003, 12:26 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,570
Posted By cenamalo
never got caught (i lock my friggin door) but...

never got caught (i lock my friggin door) but once i was doing it and my tennis coach called me. i didn't know what he wanted so i kept going. that's about when i realized i needed to stop, and i...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 15th, 2003, 11:48 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,036
Posted By cenamalo
what the fuck is wrong with people?

This girl who was dating my friend for a year and a half just broke up with him two weeks ago, and in less then 24 hours fucks two of my other friends within 30 minutes of each other. Needless to...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 12th, 2003, 05:18 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,311
Posted By cenamalo
so do i >: , but they usually open up for drive...

so do i >: , but they usually open up for drive though at 6 where i live.
I got a deal worked out where i drive my friends to school and they buy me breakfast every day. It's the shit
Forum: General Blabber Mar 8th, 2003, 12:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,058
Posted By cenamalo
i'm pissed they wouldn't let me keep them. >:...

i'm pissed they wouldn't let me keep them. >:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Bkeg3efqHsMC:members.tripod.com/~cygnozan/teeth.jpg
would have been quite a souvenir
Forum: General Blabber Mar 6th, 2003, 02:46 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 910
Posted By cenamalo
yeah, that lowered the score on my english paper...

yeah, that lowered the score on my english paper from a 55/60 to a 40/60 >:
oh, wait, i already got into Michigan (without being black!) so i don't care about grades anymore :)
Forum: General Blabber Mar 6th, 2003, 10:13 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,058
Posted By cenamalo
i'll give the soup a try, although everything...

i'll give the soup a try, although everything i've eaten and drank in the past 36 hours (including water) i've vomited up along with blood and some black stuff i have yet to identify :(
ah well, at...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 5th, 2003, 06:45 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,058
Posted By cenamalo
Wisdom Teeth

I just got all of my wisdom teeth pulled and i can't hold that much down cause of all the drugs i'm on. Plus i can't have anything solid. Any suggestions on what i should eat?

P.S. Shit is not an...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 25th, 2003, 03:21 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,201
Posted By cenamalo
go to a nearby college and be a subject for an...

go to a nearby college and be a subject for an experiment. they usually pay pretty good and if anything bad happens than you can sue them and get more money :)
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2003, 09:36 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,089
Posted By cenamalo
ok, i'll take my pathetic attempt at humor down ...

ok, i'll take my pathetic attempt at humor down :(
Forum: General Blabber Feb 6th, 2003, 06:34 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 4,127
Posted By cenamalo
freaking pot pie :rock

freaking pot pie :rock
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 6th, 2003, 08:36 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,391
Posted By cenamalo
i read almost all of his novels and the short...

i read almost all of his novels and the short story collection "welcome to the monkey house" (not that good) but i would have to recommend slaughterhouse-five and cat's cradle
if you like funny war...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 5th, 2003, 08:43 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,067
Posted By cenamalo
screw SUVs, screw hybrids, AND BRIGN BACK TH E...

screw SUVs, screw hybrids, AND BRIGN BACK TH E YUGO!!
Forum: General Blabber Feb 4th, 2003, 08:43 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,693
Posted By cenamalo
dropkick murphys. nothing like drunken irish...

dropkick murphys. nothing like drunken irish bagpipe playin' punk rock. one of my first concerts, i was crowd surfing and got kicked in the face and bled over the shirt i just bought :) good times.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 4th, 2003, 08:30 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,683
Posted By cenamalo
no...

no contest.

http://www.planetnintendo.com/zelda/merchandise/cereal/cereal.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Feb 4th, 2003, 07:18 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 6,323
Posted By cenamalo
punk died with joe strummer

punk died with joe strummer
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